IF YOU BECAME STEPH?! (GAME)
 

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Let's say you was to wake up one glorious morning, and whoever you are now ceases to exist. You now have a pair of tits a shit ton of money and now in Triple H's bed with him in it.

What would you do for the whole day? Think of all the power you would have?

No limits of any kind. Everything returns to normal the following day.

Probably fuck HHH all day. Assuming I have female desires that is.

Atleast masturbate. Maybe molest a diva. I feel like thats how the other half live.

Triple H's wonders what he did to get some pussy all day so he goes to work happy. :y:

Hunter wants in on some action. Better give him some.

Give Roman a "rub and tug" and live stream it so he gets fired the next day

which day am I waking up? is it Monday? A lot more stuff I can do on a monday.

This isn't the last you heard from Rebbecca and Roman Reigns!!

I suppose so. Monday it is. :y:

In that case I'd ask to start raw off with a promo segment then defecate in the ring while saying racial epithets.

Would you wipe?

well this is a very odd answer.

The only correct answer to this scenario is masturbation.

Give Dad a call and thank him for everything he's done for me, the boys, the fans, and the business in general. Say is an honor to be his daughter and I respect him greatly.

I wonder what they would do if someone actually shit in the ring. they'd have to cancel the show if they didn't have a spare mat right?

They woukd do the same thing someone does when a dog shits in the house.

Throw newspapers on top of it?

HLA with Paige. Filmed, naturally. :shifty:

Kill myself for knowing I was in really the direct downfall of Chyna.

I bet you would suck McMahon's old shriveled up steroid abusing balls huh?

Remind us, how many females have you inserted your penis into? 0? Oh, okay.

Woah holdup a minute! Lets all be Cool and smoke a bowl.

And your sick ass would watch.

Probably have an anxiety attack about how I've gone from a bloke in the UK to thinking I'm living the life of some woman from the tele.

Even if it did turn out to be real and the result of some weird magical elf, I'd probably just assume I had some form of mental illness and panic like hell.

Also, would this mean Steph would have my body for a day? What happens to me? She could try and break into a WWE show in my body only for me to end up in jail when I get my body back on the Tuesday.

SO MUCH SHIT COULD GO WRONG.

According to trans advocates, if you feel like you're Stephanie McMahon, you ARE her and we should respect your identity.

Thats one way to look at it. Your body would most likely be preserved until you got it back.

Sell all of my stock and buy gold with it then travel to my real self's home and bury said gold in the backyard. Assuming I'd forget about all of this the next day I'd also figure out some way to alert myself when I return so that I'd know where the gold is without being too obvious that anyone could figure it out.

Then when I'm all done with that if I have time I'd go ahead and spend the rest of the day ruining Steph and the McMahon family's name with crazy antics. I'm a terrible human being, I know.

Host a Macho Man look alike contest

Very interesting. :y: Just mail a letter to yourself and youd get the mail in a couple of days and be like"holy shit!"

Fun but whats the catch?

I think it's a health violation if there is fecal residue on a wrestling mat.

You can't just pick that shit up and then expect Kevin Owens to be in the walls of Jericho later that night on the same mat smart guy.

Your place must be filthy if you think cleaning up dog shit is just picking it up.

I don't own a dog.

And if I did own a dog he would be trained to shit in a bucket.

Resign Cryme Tyme

They still wrasslin?