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Jeff Jarrett w/ the LONGEST Con (TNA is now GFW)
Via Cageside Seats and The Tennessean
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Also, I'm pretty sure this is the most TNA thing ever.
1) Start company 2) Get forced out of company, but keep a percentage 3) Start new company 4) New company flounders and starts selling gold bars to idiots on the internet 5) Old company begs your new company to work with them. 6) Old company gets bought out and you get put back in charge. 7) Old company buys your new company which is basically a webpage and some title belts. All it's missing is a midget in a trash can. Fully expecting a backstage angle on an upcoming show of someone throwing TNA logos into the trash, only for Swoggle to pop out of the trash can and chase them off. |
Interesting. Mildly interesting. The GFW brand was just kind of hovering about, it's hard to get excited about it simple being renamed, you know? I'm curious to see how TNA rebuilds, but it's going to be long and arduous, if even possible.
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95% sure Anthem is laundering drug money.
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Gold money.*
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Fuck, you beat me to it.
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Jeff Jarrett reminds me of that fungi that takes over ants' brains and makes them bite into trees until they die.
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I would guess at least 40 gold bars were exchanged.
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Is Jeff Jarrett the greatest salesman of all time?
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He couldn't sell me on slapnuts.
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Had no clue that Jeff Jarrett was AAA Mega Champion at one point. He was also in Spring Breakers.
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Jeff Jarrett is easily the greatest carny of all time.
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I sometimes just sit around and mark out about him getting Vince to pay him out the ass to drop the IC Title to Chyna.
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So its now GFW Impact and not just Impact Wrestling? Honestly I think they should have stuck with Impact but this gives them a acronym thats not a joke at least. Still need to find tbeir identity though. They have TNA branded titles, a Impact branded title, and all the GFW titles which the tag titles have already been unified.
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LOLGFW
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Fuck That Owl is still king
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GFW just doesn't sound as sleek as a wrestling initialism should.
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Does this mean that the SCG Radio guys can finally do a Death of TNA special?
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I ALREADY DID ALL THE WORK |
Spammies are bullshit. That thread should have won me best supporting poster easy.
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At least this explains why Impact spent a lot of time promoting GFW titles and stuff when it barely made sense from a rebuilding perspective.
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this is like when Mick Foley entered the Royal Rumble as his 3 different characters..
Except that was awesome... this is just fucked |
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I think Russo's been dethroned with this absurd coup. |
Jeff Jarrett reminds me of a cuckoo pushing eggs out of a nest.
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Global Force Total Nonstop lolAction Wrestling?
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It's always going to be TNA to some degree. They are not going to be able to shake that vibe.
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Or the association from their Wikipedia page.
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Gettha Fuckoutaahere Wrestling.
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Let It Be Forever Known As
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He's literally the worst businessman ever
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He didn't sell even paranoid me any gold.
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Somewhat unrelated, but just watched OSW Review of Lockdown 2007. These are the same people who brought you the hilarious electric steel cage and untied sacks in place of blindfolds...in a blindfold match.
Jarrett and his cronies have always had limited intelligence. Much like Wildcat and Cowboy, it's the blind leading the blind. TNA, GFW, WTF, under any banner, it's going nowhere |
Thread Title Change to Getthe FuckOuttahere Wrestling seems appropriate.
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Jarrett sometimes seems to get wrestling, and other times he does a Triple H impersonation and keeps hiring Russo.
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What are they going to call the show now?
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