BREAKING NEWS: John Cena Cologne now available at Walmart
 

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Tapout-Vi...l-oz/490525033

"A Daring, Woody Scent"


http://i.imgur.com/4pRk2EC.jpg

I'm pretty sure that's just a rip off of Bod.

With the way it's packaged I mean.

The perfect scent to help you overcome the odds

Big Bottle John

The cologne for your jorts enthusiast

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I used it, and women still Can't See Me! Does that mean it's working?</p>&mdash; chris greene (@MeanMisterGreen) <a href="https://twitter.com/MeanMisterGreen/status/891393388741890048">July 29, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Sticky'd

lol "cologne"

basement dweller shower is more like it

why is this stickied? :wtf:

John Cena is the biggest WWE superstar of the last decade, owenbrown.

A daring woody scent. Is this for the cock and balls?

It smells like Cena Wins

So everyone will know to go out and buy some

Gonna buy 16 bottles of this

Prob sold out already tbh

Chad bought all of it.

This is perfect. I was wondering when an average, everyday Joe such as myself could smell like John Cena. Looks like that day has come.

Odd, though... using a guy with the motto of "Never Give Up" to market an expanded TapOut brand. There is some irony there somewhere. Prob'ly stuck clogged in the flying insect killer spray delivery system.