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If wrestlers wrote self-help books...
...what would their titles be ?
Vince Russo : how to lie your way into jobs Shawn Michaels : How to lose your smile and find Jesus Hulk Hogan : How to fuck your life up, Brother Chris Benoit : The art of family planning Your turn... |
Ryback did write a self-help book!
https://www.amazon.com/Wake-Its-Feed.../dp/194276183X https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....4,203,200_.jpg |
Stephanie and Trips - How to put yourselves over and crush all babyfaces that threaten to get over.
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Jericho - 1004 Holds For Dummies
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Nick Dinsmore - "I Was Retarded and So Can You!"
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Braun Strowman - "How WWE's Booking Turned my Looks from a 7.5 to an 11"
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Lex Luger(not sorry, had to do it, riding the gimmick right into the pine): How to Lose a Miss Elizabeth in 10 Days
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Chris Benoit - How to Kill a Legacy in 2 Days.
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Jose Gonzalez - "Proper Shower Etiquette for Angry Wrestling Bookers"
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JBL - The Idiots Guide To Properly Shit In Someones Luggage
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Batista: Proper Imaginary Weapon Maintenance and You
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Brian Kendrick - smile!
CM punk - Every second counts (too subtle?) Matt Hardy - dementia for fun and profit |
DDP - Own Your Life: How to Make Yourself Positively Unstoppable
Coming in 2018 |
"Sleeping with Wrestlers for Dummies" by Missy Hyatt (foreword by Melina)
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Owen Hart: I wish I could bounce.
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"NO!" by Bobby Lashley, a book about slaying your vices and taking control of your life.
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How to Look Like a Badass When Everyone Can Beat You Up by Taz
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Ahmed Johnson - black man's guide to being articulate
Michael Cole : practical guide to DIY tatooes JBL: 101 tormentful tactics Kevin Nash : 4 hour work month Scott Hall : beer pong for dummies |
Braun Strowman - How Life is Full of Unfinished Things
Stone Cold - The Art of Beer Catching |
Sasha Banks - No Hair. Don't Care.
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