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Hulk Hogan biopic to star Chris Hemsworth
Dropping the big boot on the box-office, brother
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Time to eat your vitamins and say your prayers. <a href="https://twitter.com/chrishemsworth?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@chrishemsworth</a> is taking on the role of wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. Get the details: <a href="https://t.co/OKHAHyJx6u">https://t.co/OKHAHyJx6u</a></p>— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) <a href="https://twitter.com/THR/status/1098331222919524353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 20, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
The amount of yarns spun will be plentiful
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Guess i should try auditioning for Linda
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Holy shit I can't wait for this. I'm picturing it now and the casting is brilliant.
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Just don't give Hogan Creative Control
"Lemme tell ya something brother, Andre was 1500 pounds when I slammed him. With one arm! I had the power of the Hulkamaniacs that night brother. In front of 125,000 fans at the Pontiac Silverdome!" |
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Nobody on the planet looks like Hulk Hogan did in his prime. The man looked like a fucking monster.
That said, if you could pick anyone to do it you'd have to pick Chris Hemsworth. |
Amy Schumer and John Goodman to play Linda and Andre. Rami Malek as Jimmy Hart.
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Just get Brooke to do it. It was good enough for Straight Outta Compton.
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John Hamm would make a good Vince McMahon... as was discussed for that ridiculous McMahon script.
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I hope there is a scene where Hulk is on the verge of choking out Vince McMahon and Vince says "Tell Linda I love her" and Hogan releases his grip, "Your wife is named Linda too?"
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I can't wait for the part in the movie where Hulk singlehandedly ends communism by legdropping the Berlin Wall.
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hope they get someone good to play piper, is vince and wwe involved in the project?
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Itll be interesting to see how they cover the Steroid Trial
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I really don’t want to see John Goodman in a singlet.
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Nia Jax will play Andrea The Giant who battles Hogan at WM3
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Hogan's ego has to be at an All-Time high.
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I wonder if Hemsworth will shave his head!
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John Goodman was so upset over that Roseanne deal he dropped a ton of weight.
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This is literally going to be "A Burns for All Seasons.
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So AWA to Thunderlips to WWF
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Jonah Hill should play Lou Albano
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Do run into a few potential issues for narrative if they only present him as being a good guy and having to hide the fact of him facing off against Andre years before their iconic Mania 3 match. |
I seen he made a tweet with Jamie Fox, is he playing Mr. T?
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Ever hear hogans story about how the undertaker got his name? He alleges he was in the room when Vince gave him the character, which differs greatly from Calloways story where after meeting Vince he got a phone call a few days later and Vince asked him "is this the undertaker". |
I wonder if he'll include the part where he was a potential bassist for Metallica or the part where he never did anything to sabotage other people's careers and was always a team player
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In fairness, it's not like Hollywood ever actually tells honest stories. Hulk Hogan is a perfect fit, tbh.
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Sylvester Stallone should write it. He's the only one who knows exactly how much cheese is the rightamount of cheese for this sort of thing.
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I wonder if he will tan himself nuclear orange or if it will be done with makeup!
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He's on the Sunny D diet. Four litres a day.
Florida style. |
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