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EzekielKane 08-07-2019 06:57 PM

Rumor says Avery Hoke might be coming back. The most underappreciated authority figure in sports entertainment
 
https://i.postimg.cc/htywVPPD/averyhoke.jpg

So, Avery Hoke might be lacing up the boots again, firing up the cameras and coming back to YouTube and bringing VTW back with him. In my opinion, Avery Hoke is an amazing authority figure and one of the greatest. He is also no slouch in the ring.

Avery Hoke retired last year due to injury...he is still wrestling at 50 but apparently his doctors have been telling him to quit but Avery loves the business too much to do so.

Here is the promo Avery Hoke did in his EPIC feud with Nevon McDonalds last year. I love how natural Avery Hoke comes off, he has a natural charisma that you cant just learn. Usually authority characters in wrestling are tired cliches and boring to watch, but Avery Hoke delivers.

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If you doubt anything I say, just watch this promo.

Cant waiit for VTW to return.

What do you guys think about Avery Hoke? Is he truly coming back?

What would you like to see Avery Hoke do on his return?

Fignuts 08-07-2019 07:21 PM

Yowie Wowie!

Bad News Gertner 08-07-2019 09:12 PM

I really can't wait for Hoke to come back. You can have the old lion fighting off the younger lions. I would love to see a fight between CWB and Avery Hoke

Sixx 08-08-2019 06:25 AM

Holy shit!

When will be sure?

And how does he lace up those boots from the pic?

Seanny One Ball 08-08-2019 12:45 PM

Looking back through this guy's thread history cracks me up.
I also feel a lot better about my body.

SlickyTrickyDamon 08-08-2019 12:52 PM

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SlickyTrickyDamon 08-08-2019 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixxT9 (Post 5275556)
Holy shit!

When will be sure?

And how does he lace up those boots from the pic?

Had to be velcro.

Destor 08-08-2019 01:00 PM

Those are kick pads over sneakers. Theyre a shin guard. you slide them on. Either elastic or strings.

Supreme Olajuwon 08-08-2019 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 5275425)

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If you doubt anything I say, just watch this promo.

Cant waiit for VTW to return.

What do you guys think about Avery Hoke? Is he truly coming back?

What would you like to see Avery Hoke do on his return?

This promo is straight fire, and the framed Winnie the Pooh picture behind him really hammers home the severity of this feud.

RP 08-08-2019 03:49 PM

Avery Hoke is what this business is all about. I never thought he would make it back from dementia, but here he is as spry as ever. Avery represents everything that makes this country great. The American Flag, ladders, discount Wal-Mart summer clothes and Medicare. When you think about Avery Hoke, you cant help but think about other great Americans. Americans like Principal Belding, Kevin Spacey, Larry Zbyszko and John Wayne Gacy. People who left a mark. People who touched children's lives. People who had a killer drive to be the best. And Principal Belding dammit!

Whoever steps in the ring with Avery Hoke better be ready. You're stepping in the ring with a man who has nothing to lose. He's already been divorced by his wife, disowned by his kids, hated by his home owners association and dropped by his life insurance. He wont care about your well being or your health. Not because he doesnt care about you, but because he'll forget what he did to you 10 minutes after the match, according to doctors. He will make you feel his arthritic pain. The man is a hardcore legend. The man is an American legend. And when this is match is over. He'll be going to bed early so he can be up at 6am for the victory celebration at Bob Evans.

Sixx 08-08-2019 03:54 PM

It looks like he's wearing trashbag pants.

Seanny One Ball 08-08-2019 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP
Americans like Principal Belding, Kevin Spacey, Larry Zbyszko and John Wayne Gacy.

:lol:
What the hell did Belding do?!

EzekielKane 08-09-2019 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SixxT9 (Post 5275556)
Holy shit!

When will be sure?

And how does he lace up those boots from the pic?

It was a metaphorical statement meaning to get back into the action.

Sixx 08-09-2019 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 5275847)
It was a metaphorical statement meaning to get back into the action.

How does this answer any of my questions?

rez 08-09-2019 11:50 AM

That dude def peddles kids

Supreme Olajuwon 08-09-2019 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5275652)
:lol:
What the hell did Belding do?!

He followed a group of kids from his school in Indiana out to California so he could be their principal out there too. Pretty creepy...

RP 08-09-2019 01:31 PM

I dont know if this is Principal Belding or Avery Hoke.

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Seanny One Ball 08-09-2019 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 5275857)
He followed a group of kids from his school in Indiana out to California so he could be their principal out there too. Pretty creepy...


Then he took Screech on as an accomplice...

One of the kids from the New Class is blind now. He was to be Screech's surrogate.
It's a poisoned chalice.

EzekielKane 08-09-2019 02:02 PM

https://i.postimg.cc/76p29HSv/avery.jpg

Guys just tweeted this today.

It looks like the rumors are actually true.

I wonder who he will wrestle in his return and if its only going to be 1 match

rez 08-09-2019 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 5275868)
https://i.postimg.cc/76p29HSv/avery.jpg

Guys just tweeted this today.

It looks like the rumors are actually true.

I wonder who he will wrestle in his return and if its only going to be 1 match

A stroke or a 7 year old named Danny

Supreme Olajuwon 08-09-2019 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzekielKane (Post 5275868)
https://i.postimg.cc/76p29HSv/avery.jpg

Guys just tweeted this today.

It looks like the rumors are actually true.

I wonder who he will wrestle in his return and if its only going to be 1 match

Why does Avery refuse to type the word “to” in his post? I count at least three times he left it out.

Seanny One Ball 08-09-2019 07:40 PM

+to
+and
+of
+the
+have
+in
+the
+do
+to
+to

What do I win?

rez 08-11-2019 12:57 AM

+
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EzekielKane 08-13-2019 07:10 PM

https://i.postimg.cc/1XWpsrMk/hoke.png

Avery Hoke with a wrestling legend!

Seanny One Ball 08-13-2019 10:03 PM

A buff white uncle Phil


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