Why bother ?
 

Why bother pretending wrestling is a real fight anymore?

Everyone knows its a work. There is no suspension of disbelief anymore. It seems the only fecking marks are the ones in the ring. The others are people like Cornette holding on to a memory of yesteryear when I was alive an' kicking.

As i roll over in my grave, I think that maybe a company should just embrace the fact that you're about to see some athletic ballet by 2 guys who planned it in the back,

My dad always said you were a pussy, Stu.

Now I know why.

Did you ever learn how to bump Stu?
Who taught ya, was it Plank McWooden?

Shit just got real

Ehhhhhhh

ehhhh...you picked up nothing from ya dad...prove me wrong an pick up cancer...ye feck.

Damn Stu that was savage as feck

Why bother? It's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
WRESTLING IS NOT REAL ANYMORE

(Guitar solo)

This is my new favourite thread.

This is why dad always voted for Fritz over you for father of the year you old coot.

I have it on good authority Jim Herd came up with the hunchbacks when he got a good look at you!

if he wanted to try me...ehhh...why didnt he try me ?

Because ya can't bump out of a sugar hold, Stu. Especially not with an erection pressing into your neck.

Ok boomer

Stu Hart and Bobby Heenan were pre-boomer brah.

ye mother was ehhh WHOOORR

Gene Okerlund really does look like he has antenna there.

Or two little dicks growing out of his head.

Needs more flips