Rename Mustafa Ali
 

Ali has joined retribution which means he needs a cool 80s name to go along with his new gang. Let's brainstorm some ideas.

Gunga Din.

Li. Gotta chop that name down a little more.

Glowing Mask Man.

Street Rat

Riff Raff

CYBERNINJA

o wait..... gotta remember their other names rq.....




Mace
T-Bar
Slapjack






annnnnnd.......




JAWBRAKER! spelled like that cuz its cool


I dunno man. CyberSandNinja

It's gonna be Chemical.

immediately makes me think of Spike Dudley and the Acid Drop. He will never be as cool as Spike freakin Dudley

I was thinking Scorpion since those are found in the desert and Vince is a bit racist.....hmmm Saber maybe?

Hands.

He used his hand to tell Retribution to attack Hurt Business and then used his hand again to do a fade to black spot to end the Retribution segment.

Mustafa PD

Bellboy

Colonel Mustafa

..

Oh wait

Mustafa PD. Have him police the WWE.

It makes sense in so many ways. You can run a legit storyline with Mustafa PD policing Retribution. It might actually save Retribution if the writers can even begin to imagine the possibilities, which we all know they wont.

nevermind.

Austafa Mali

I have so many ideas for Mustafa PD right now/

I dont even want to post my ideas because i legit think WWE should contact me right now about being on creative. I have the greatest idea for Mustafa PD ( Ali ). I'm serious i dont minds saying this, i'm a fucking genius.

I'll give WWE 24 hours to contact me before i release my groudbreaking idea with Mustafa PD. And it's literally a full blow story line that would last over several PPV and include several other wrestlers and GET EVERYONE OVER!

T-Bagg

Saber would fit, since it's a weapon of some sort. Then again, Mace, T-Bar, and Slapjack are blunt weapons. Should call him something like Mallot, or Escrima... no, that sounds too much like excriment... uh, Cudgel! Yeah, that sounds like a name Vince would approve. "Nobody uses the word cudgel anymore, pal! So, that's what we'll call you! That's good shit!!!"

You might not be far off since today's draft announcement confirmed that the entire group has gotten the KENTA treatment - capital letters for everybody!

but it needs the ! at the end to emphasize he's the leader

Mortimer Liebowitz

Pedro Von Weiner

MuSTOPa appearing on tv and go manage a 7- 11 Ali.

They should call him Baton, Nightstick or Billyclub based on the fact he's a former cop.

Fuck it, let's just name him Chokehold.

Muzzy A. Lee

BARA-CADE.

“Because BARA is ARAB spelled backwards.“

Seems Ali's regime as leader of Retribution is already off to a rough start.

Just lost one member of his group to the rebel NXT faction.

Can we call him Rellik?

If only they'd look closer would they see a poor boy? No siree. They'll find out that there's so much more to Mustafa Ali.

That's the name. All of it. But in CAPS LOCK.

Too bad they never really got behind Mustafa Ali because he is actually pretty good on the mic as a face and had a good story and seemed like it would be easy to get people to rally behind.....

I do wonder what would have happened if he didn't get injured before that Elimination Chamber where Kofi got his spot instead and became the hottest thing and got into a WM title win

If I remember, Ali would have ended in the same spot as he did post-EC since WWE still went with the plans they had for him at the next PPV and then moved on to their real plans for Mania but with Kofi now in Kevin Owen's place.

Kofi getting a mega push when he did was just a case him both being at the right place at the right time and everything falling into perfect place for him. The same very likely wouldn't have happened for Ali had he not been hurt.

Spring-Loaded Drive Knuckle

Muhammed Hassan

Wraith or Gutter Snake

Mortis