"Screw the Spammys" Results-Markies Spectacular!!!
 

The First ever Markies started with some disappointing news.

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Apparently, earlier in the day while the technical awards were being handed out, crowd favorite Rob Harvey was arrested in the parking lot while beating the crap out of ‘Boy Toy’ Rob Feinstein

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The Ravishing One, the Marky Award winner for ‘Nicest Poster’ and ‘Best Gimick,’ came out to present Chris Benoit his award as being a part of TPWW’s ‘Biggest Event’ (title win at WM20).

TRO: Great job, Chris. I know that seeing you win the title was a huge moment for me as a fan. I can’t wait to see you win it again.

Benoit: Ummm…I’m still the champ.

TRO: Huh?

Benoit: Yeah. I’ve still got the title.

TRO: Seriously? I mean, I watch Raw. You’re in tag matches. And the show really isn’t..y’know..you don’t get much attention. Are you sure Eugene isn’t the champ?

Benoit: Nope…it’s, uh…still me.

TRO: Wow…Awkward.

Next up, the award for ‘Most Over-Rated’ was given to Big Daddy Cool. But more shocking was the fact the not only was Heyman the runner up in the ‘Over-Rated’ category, but ran away with the award for ‘Forum Has-Been.’

DISCUSSION: Why has Heyman fallen off in the eyes of the wrestling forum poster?

Answer:

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“Superstar” Heyman

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“Who are you again?” Heyman

The Marky for ‘Leave and Never Come Back’ is given to RAW IS MAVEN.

The Marky for ‘Most Under-Rated’ is given to Rock Bottom..

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..who celebrates backstage with "The ilt_undertaker Dance Squad.”

RB: I GOT SERVED!!!!

In a double dip, the Markies for ‘Worst Gimmick’ and ‘Forum Dunce’ are given to Goldbird….

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..but he was indisposed during the presentation.

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Kane Knight and Dark_Kane come out to accept the award for ‘Best Feud.’ Kane Knight is also awarded “Best Debater.”

DK: HaHA! Get it?..you’re the best debator. I guess you’re a Master..Debator. HaHa!

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Kane Knight shows him why he also won the award for ‘Meanest Poster.’

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A picture of ‘Please Come back’ award winner 91 is shown. Apparently he’d locked himself out of the forum, forgot his password, and rotted away slowly.

Savior won the Marky for ‘Most Improved Poster’

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…and Savior Nation was thrilled. Loopydate, the Marky winner for ‘Funniest Poster’ showed off that sense of humor by feeding 91’s disfigured corpse to Savior’s fans.

Oh LOOPY!

Loose Cannon had come out to accept the Marky for ‘Coolest Poster,’ when he was attacked by Kane Knight!!!!

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Kane Knight destroys Loose Cannon, but is finally stopped by The Naitch (who won for ‘Most Creative’ and was a big part of the Hardcore Title Thread winning ‘Most Memorable.’) and Kayfabe Man. Kane Knight is sent to the back, but he vows revenge.

PureHatred won the awards for ‘Next Big Thing’ and ‘Best New Poster.’ But fans had been buzzing all day from the rumors that El PureHatred was about to leave TPWW for the NFL. But Scott Cochran, YOUR Hero managed to ensure the continued services of the hot young rookie with a fat, new contract and his first born baby.

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El PureHated: Babies = ROOLZ!

Finally, the awards for ‘Most Intelligent Poster’ and ‘Best Over-All Poster’ were awarded to the braniactacular…..

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…The CyNick!!!!!

That’s it ladies and gentlemen…The First Ever Markies as presented by the Wrestling Forum. Remember…we put the first W in TPWW!!!!

Awesome. :y:

:rofl: at some of the pics. :y:

SINCE WHEN HAS GOLDBIRD BECOME THE FORUM DUNCE :foc::mad:

^ Since you said so, we will be happy to confer this honour to you.

Thanks to everyone that voted for me as 'Nicest Poster' and 'Best Gimmick' :y:

:love:

Should start showing my appreciation, by the Rep. Let yourself known voters.

The Ravishing One = :y:

I voted for you. :)

I voted for the Ravishing One

:lol: That was awesome. Here's hoping for next year. Congrats go to all the winners.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Goldbird again

You're allowed to spread it back guys :rant:

*Sniff* I...I wish I had prepared a speech.

Omigod, you guys...

*Breaks down*

I wish to thank my parents, my friends, my elder sister, elder brother, younger brother, younger sister, my 1st uncle, 2nd uncle, 3rd uncle, 1st aunt, 2nd aunt and 3rd plus bla bla bla for the various awards.

:shifty:

shut out. :'(

I voted for ya, Corkeleh.

Why did they leave me out? :'(.

But never mind...

**MARKS THE FK OUT FOR THE MARKIES WINNERS**

lol they were sweet

^ Aren't you still indisposed?

Goldbird is a name known to all :D

^Still stuck at a name known to all.

But I am only 400+ points to being brilliant. Donations anyone? Goodwill needed...

Considering that I climbed back from the slumps...


Try telling me that either Baio or SukkaChump can do my turnabout..

Ok Baio is a retard, so his chance of revival is close to none.

SukkaChump is around -1000, so at best, it'll take...

Ok lets say he will be a face by the time HHH stops feuding with HBK. :shifty:

HEE-larious :y:

Oh man,I love these picture stories

Dark_Kane wins the "TPWW Urban Legend" award

Great stuff there dude! :y:

Its like looking in a mirror.

Hey...I had so much negative rep and I came back. Not bad for a stoner Jeff Hardy mark eh? Now...who wants a hit?

Shadow obviously didnt see Goldbird at his prime :nono:

Obviously.

:nono:

Wow, these awards were better than the casual forum's

But then again, the casual forum's forum is better.

^ : :mad: :mad: :rant: :rant: :nono: :nono: :foc: :foc: :n: :n:

It's mad, you bonghole

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