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Shisen Kopf 11-22-2020 10:43 PM

Happy Birthday Miss Elizabeth
 
She would have been 60 today but that Lex Luger asshole killed her. Fuck him!

Black Widow 11-23-2020 12:09 AM

So dumb wishing someone dead a happy birthday.

Shisen Kopf 11-23-2020 12:40 AM

Have you ever gotten a Christmas present?

M-A-G 11-25-2020 12:04 AM

I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

#1-norm-fan 11-25-2020 12:20 AM

M-A-G, you bleak motherfucker.

M-A-G 11-25-2020 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 5394193)
M-A-G, you bleak motherfucker.

Yeah, I know.:(

Fignuts 11-25-2020 08:44 PM

Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna for our freedom you ungrateful swine.

As far as I'm concerned, he can murder as many washed up, druggie cunts as he wants.

Seanny One Ball 11-27-2020 05:57 PM

She wasn't washed up when he killed her.
She was still worth a squirt.

RP 11-27-2020 06:31 PM

She would still be hurt'n for a squirt'n if she were alive today.

Fignuts 11-28-2020 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seanny One Ball (Post 5395019)
She wasn't washed up when he killed her.
She was still worth a squirt.

Oh look another foreigner attacking american freedom.

You sure found your balls real quick once Lex Luger retired.

Fignuts 11-28-2020 01:17 PM

Or uh, found your ball, as it were.

Curtis 11-28-2020 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M-A-G (Post 5394191)
I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,

https://cf-images.us-east-1.prod.bol...atch/image.jpg

"
This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!

Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?

In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

RP 11-28-2020 08:20 PM

fgt

M-A-G 11-29-2020 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curtis (Post 5395217)
Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,

https://cf-images.us-east-1.prod.bol...atch/image.jpg

"
This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!

Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?

In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

I've just been compared to Ben Shapiro....






...this is probably the dirtiest I've ever felt in my entire life...and I've made out with a stripper....:|


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