Whats the first thing you would say to...
 

Whats the first thing you would say to someone who just woke up today, from a coma which they fell into immediately after Wrestlemania 13 (wrestling related only)

Hey, you know how WCW was killing the WWF in the ratings......well the WWF (now WWE) bought WCW three years later.

You know bud, why don't you just go back to sleep?

"Hey man, you missed 3 interesting years"

u wanna wrestle, coma boy?

Wrestlemania 13. That's back in '97. So coma guy is out cold for 27 years.

*checks card*

"You didn't miss much, pal. Undertaker can still go."

Sable showed her boobs

A dog wanker's rich daddy gives his son money for flippy wrestling to keep the son away from his real businesses.

Spread those cheeks.

Dude, you got it better than me!

Hey man welcome back. So listen, Owen’s dead. Yeah fell from the top of the arena. Real sad. Davey’s dead too. Yeah steroids. Jim? Jim who? Oh right right. Yeah Jim’s dead. Pillman’s dead. Yeah he was the first to go. LOD? They’re both dead man. I know. Vader’s dead.

But Ahmed Johnson is still kicking around. So that’s good! So what’ve you been up to?