Rate the Game: Week 81
 

Good morning, everybody. This took a little bit longer to get around to than usual but who really wants to get out of bed these days? And the weather is just screaming for "stay toasty and warm under the covers", am I right? Well, aside from that question let's also answer the question of where last week's Altered Beast ended up on our list. Old-school doesn't necessarily translate to classic but let's take a look at the results....

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<option>1. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (4.8)</option>
<option>2. Hitman: Codename 47 (4.75)</option>
<option>3. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)</option>
<option>4. (3-WAY TIE)Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)</option>
<option>7. (TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country (4.44)</option>
<option>9. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)</option>
<option>10. God of War (4.4)</option>
<option>11. Metal Gear Solid (4.33)</option>
<option>12. Perfect Dark (4.3)</option>
<option>13. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)</option>
<option>15. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)</option>
<option>16. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)</option>
<option>17. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)</option>
<option>18. Super Mario 64 (4.07)</option>
<option>19. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)</option>
<option>21. NBA Jam (4.05)</option>
<option>22. (7-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Super Metroid, The Simpsons, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Donkey Kong Country 2, Resident Evil 4 (4.0)</option>
<option>29. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)</option>
<option>30. Mega Man (3.89)</option>
<option>31. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)</option>
<option>34. Half-Life 2 (3.85)</option>
<option>35. Half-Life (3.83)</option>
<option>36. SimCity 2000 (3.8)</option>
<option>37. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)</option>
<option>38. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)</option>
<option>39. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)</option>
<option>41. Tetris (3.69)</option>
<option>42. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)</option>
<option>43. (TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R. (3.66)</option>
<option>45. Mortal Kombat (3.65)</option>
<option>46. Doom (3.625)</option>
<option>47. StarFox (3.61)</option>
<option>48. Resident Evil (3.58)</option>
<option>49. Ninja Gaiden (3.5)</option>
<option>50. Dead Space (3.4)</option>
<option>51. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)</option>
<option>52. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)</option>
<option>53. (4-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D (3.33)</option>
<option>57. Gears of War (3.27)</option>
<option>58. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)</option>
<option>60. (TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D (3.2)</option>
<option>62. Pac-Man (3.125)</option>
<option>63. Killer Instinct (3.11)</option>
<option>64. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)</option>
<option>66. (4-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid (3.0)</option>
<option>70. Guitar Hero (2.875)</option>
<option>71. Streets of Rage (2.84)</option>
<option>72. Altered Beast (2.8)</option>
<option>73. Dead Rising (2.71) </option>
<option>74. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)</option>
<option>76. Tomb Raider (2.55)</option>
<option>77. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)</option>
<option>78. Twisted Metal (2.42)</option>
<option>79. Gran Turismo (2.3)</option>
<option>80. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)</option>
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Hmmm. Not a great showing, unfortunately. It falls behind fellow Genesis title Streets of Rage and earns itself a 2.8. That's enough to secure a spot in the lower realm of the leaderboard. I'm wondering if I have a title in the pile that will have an average in the 1.0-1.9 range. Maybe it's this week's? Let's take a looksee and what the bowl has in store for us!

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And there we have it. Ugh, God, damn it, bowl. Show us some love for the season. Still not a horror game but a well-known one, nonetheless. This week we take a look at one of the bridges between Grand Theft Auto 3 and Grand Theft Auto 4. It's the '80s throwback Grand Theft Auto: Vice City! Who doesn't love a crime-filled romped through the city fueled by new wave music? Well, maybe you don't. That's the point of all of this. Let's hear what you have to say. Rate and rant and vote and discuss and love one another! Until next week!

Never played it.

very very fun!

They need to make a completely new game in Vice City settings. Easily doable.


One of my favorite out of all of them.

This is the GTA where things started to get fun.

At the time, a 5. And I'll give it that.

I remember when Grand Theft Auto 3 was in the top 10. Will be interesting to see how Vice City fares in comparison.

5.

How the fuck...?!

"hey kids do you like scarface?"


"...yeah...?"


"wanna PLAY scarface???"


"YEAH!!!"


the game. 5/5

5. Love it. Was just playing the other day.

Reminds me of this one video of a school performance where this kid reenacts a scene from that movie. Like, what the hell is he being allowed to watch?

sounds amazing tbh

while we're on the topic do we think the soundtrack will be intact on the rerelease coming out this year?

It'd better be. Emotion 98.3 was where it was at.

V-Rock and Flash FM were my channels.

Hell, I bought the soundtracks they were so good. Best commercials too.

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I mean, I suppose it's funny but, like, no way am I letting my kid watch "Scarface".https://i.imgur.com/KVbl6OF.gif

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"More mood swings than your pregnant wife...." https://i.imgur.com/ObDHg01.gif

i love the talk radio stations the most

How do you feel about Scarface: The World Is Yours on PS2? Does it stack up to VC, or do you feel VC does it better in a referential way?

VC for my money is in another league. VC is just so much damn fun it cant keep up. i think the only GTA clones the manage to approach the fun of any GTA is saints row. and VC being a parody helps it over scarface. scarface took itself very seriously to its detriment.

godfather games had that issue too

Wait, there was a Scarface game? I actually don't know how to feel about that. https://i.imgur.com/YSTZM0d.gif

Wow, not just one Scarface game, but two! Although one was on the PSP, so no wonder I never even heard a whisper of it.

feel like i saw a headline tha they were toying with remastering it :lol:

lol "Lock up your daughters...shoot your sons"

Mafia was decent, the story at least, I remember aiming to be a chore. Buggy too.

PS2 version or the remake?

One thing that was quite annoying was the race in the original. In the remake, it's much more manageable and I actually beat it second try.

PS2 version probably? I got softlocked in the shipping yard right after the explosion after the guy locked himself in the room. A sniper kept killing me while the cutscene was going on.

I think my game was saved at that point so when I tried to just reload I'd be dead right after the cutscene.

mafia 3 is a bit of a hidden gem. game had some real balls

Pretty easy actually.

I can relate, somewhat. I never played San Andreas so it's not outside the realm of possibility somebody overlooked this title.

i think SA is the peak of franchise. vice city might be the peak for many though dunno.

Had to go with 4 here. GTA isn't really my bag as it falls under the "Open World Rule" but, come on; it's still a blast to go on a rampage with some boss eighties music as your soundtrack and it seemed to be a bit more polished than GTA 3. Still an enjoyable title.

GTA 3 was my favorite for a while before I really dove into Vice City. I think adding motorcycles helped.

Did anyone ever 100% this? I always found getting around to it in these kinds of games was a bit of a daunting task.

Getting 100% in any open world game seems bleak and hellish.

Never took the time to go around and collect packages. Was usually for shit a cheat code could get you anyway.

6. It was all that AND a pile of coke.

You should start a crowdfunding campaign so you can buy a copy and a PS2 so you can finally play it. :shifty: