The RAWest RAW thread that ever RAWwed (9/12/22)
 

I acknowledge Papa Haitch. Also Braun Strowman and maybe Gargano v Gable, I dunno.

Is this a new theme or have I not been paying attention? Probably both.

Woooooo The Messiah here to open Monday Night Freaking RAWllins.

I feel like it is only a few weeks old, but I also may not have been paying attention either. It is a very forgettable theme.

LOL why is Seth's sport jacket so small?

Rollins is so over rn.

Feel like that suit used to belong to Velveteen Dream or something.

New feuds are in the air tonight

Feel like Randy must be just about ready to return.

Riddle v Balor, nice. Papa Haitch delivering the fresh matchups.

LOL Rollins keeps attacking Riddle while telling him them fighting is over

Poor matthew.

Wish Rhea would try to turn me to the dark side.

Gable v Gargano confirmed. Hell of a matchup there.

I haven't seen a single camera zoom on RAW tonight

TY 'H

Kevin Owens cutting a promo about 'this business' and 'this industry'

Gable v Gargano was good but not long enough.

Also not sure if Theory is gonna feud with KO, Gargano or both, but I approve.

Still seems weird that Alexa and Asuka, two great heel champions, are lackeys for the current face champion

Omos doesn’t even look good in squash matches

Get this bum out of the ring

Ha I had that too! Apparently WWE had Ace Steele there tonight, and I guess he threw a chain and knocked some wires loose for a minute. :cool:

Technical difficulties are a work.

If looking way out of your league and getting beat up as such was a gimmick then Dom Mysterio is the best ever at it.

Is this the entire Raw thread?

Nah the rest is in the elite forum

Below loltna post count

:eek:

People here are too cool to enjoy more than one rasslin' company.

Need a Dom versus Hook. Matchup...Hook would destroy, obvi

Pfft, former WWE tag team champion Nicolas would beat up Hook.

Dom would SEND HOOK....to a local medical facility.

They’re allowed to say “hospital” now.

#LongLiveTheKingOfKings

Turned on RAW only to see 2 vanilla midgets ( gargano and another guy who looks like he is from the special olympics.

They make Shawn Michaels look like Brock.

Much like everybody in AEW, Hook has not evolved in the slightest in many months. Tiny Khan, booker of the year :roll:

True. I was about to say that the Hook is cool meme already feels dated.

I can still do without any of that Miz and Lumis stuff. Fucking embarrassing.

Triple H might be better than Vince in some ways, but he’s got his blind-spots too. NXT was great for a while, but it was also a slog for a long time too. He falls into patterns and a lot of acts post-Owens as champion fell kinda flat.

Apparently WWE want to split the 2 World titles before Mania but don’t want to beat Roman before then (guessing to get us to Roman/Rock and Rhodes winning the Big One) but they “can’t work out how to do it”.

Simple. You run back “The Greatest Heist” and have Theory do a mid-match cash in during a match between Roman and Seth. Have Theory come close but eventually get wrecked by both other guys, one arm of each man over Theory for the pin. Resolution is to split the belts back up. Seth goes back to Raw with the WWE Championship, Cody returns in the Rumble and wins. Cody takes the belt off Seth at Mania.

Just do a ladder match in which each man pulls down one title.