Monday Night (white)RABBIT - 9/26/22
 

I'll make a RAW thread if I want.

Time for real rasslin and not that watered down sports choreography those other guys do!

Card looks like “good workrate.”

Seth vs. Rey is going to be a banger. No eye-gouging, hopefully. Seth winning gives him a tick and Rey can talk about how his son’s betrayal is in his head and he needs to wrestle him to get it out. Either that or Rey vs. Finn the Leader at ER with Bray returning to help Rey out.

Alpha Academy and The Greatness That is Chad Gable going against Kevin Owens & Johnny Gargano. I imagine Austin Theory gets involved and sets up a six-man with Braun, maybe for EXtReMe RuLeZ.

Matt Riddle and Damian Priest will no doubt have a good wrestling match. Seth will probably cost Riddle, sets up Freakin’/Matt for ER and gives Great Balls of Fire a win en route to their Bray program.

Bianca Belair and Iyo Sky should be a PrettyCool women’s match. I’d expect Bianca to win, but it would be a fine twist if Iyo got the win and Bayley side-eyed her a bit. A lot of people think this Damage Control faction isn’t really working. But whatever.

Nothing blockbuster or blow-away, but I don’t know how anyone can call it “bad” compared to what is on the other side. It’s “good wrestling” with logical storytelling. It’s not that exciting, but hey, it doesn’t seem to be insulting people’s intelligence either (besides maybe The Miz/Dexter Lumis stuff.

*Lumisly stares at Noid*

Opening womens match pretty good so far although the promo at the beginning felt kinda forced at times.

Not a fan of forced Ladder Match stip. Seemed all set for a Lumberjack Match. Or, I dunno, just let them wrestle. We haven’t seen Bayley and Bianca one-on-one yet (or at least at this level). I hope this is the end of Extreme Rules as a PPV so they can just do regular cards.

Same with almost all the stips so far. Only the Fight Pit feels earned.

How many kendo sticks do you think we see in the EXTREME Women’s Title matches at EXTREME Rules?

An EXTREME amount of them, I'm sure.

4?

WE ARE MIZFORCE

He who shall not be named best not be at the arena tonight lest Mizforce be forced to dispatch him posthaste.

Who is Mizforce? Actually like that as an idea, lol.

The Miz should just take everything that worked for Chris Jericho in 1998 and make it his own.

I mean, Miz was kinda already doing that.

Raw being in Edmonton made me think about how scant WWE is on Canadian wrestlers right now.

Raw has got Kevin Owens, Bobby Roode (who hasn’t been on in ages) and Edge (who isn’t full-time). SmackDown has got Sami Zayn, Aliyah, Jinder Mahal and Natalya. Is there anyone else I’m missing?

I’m surprised WWE hasn’t re-hired Tyler Breeze to do something. There’s another Canadian.

Rollins and Mysterio putting on a good match.

It's amazing how much Rey has in the tank at his age.

Breezango needs to show up and do an episode of the Fashion Files where they critique the shit out of MMM and set up a feud.

Damn Rollins putting him in the Peruvian neck tie to finish it.

GarganKO up next.

fml I shouldn't have said that. Now it'll end up being their actual team name.

Would be sweet if there happened to be wrestling fans in the wrestling forum to discuss wrestling instead of a bunch of meely mouthed bald headed mark ass jabronis. :'(

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH. Gable is here to teach his usual master class in the intricacies of professional wrestling.

Gable gonna get murdered by Braun next week. RIP.

Oh no Mizforce has been taken out. HAHA THERE HE IS YESSSSSSSSSS

awwww Lumis holding Miz in his arms as he chokes him to sleep

RAW is Candice LeRae

Boioioioioioioioioioioioiiiiinnnngggg

Hello? Mr. Johnny Wrestling? I just wanted to let you know I'm available to tag team Mrs. Wrestling if you ever need a partner. Have a nice day!

AJ vs The Honorary Uce Sami Zayn w/Solo Sikoa up next. Judgement Day interference expected.

Sami and Solo gonna take one set of the tag titles off the Usos so they all have gold

GET EM UCEEEEEE

Not watching RAW but I wanted to say hey to Seph. Sup, uce?

*screech has entered Seph's fever dream*

What's up screech? How you doin tonight?

Why is someone holding a giant 2 up in the audience....

Watching my kiddo run back and forth, hoping he tires out soon

Don't people do this on big near falls?

season premiere of RAW in 2 weeks from Brooklyn featuring DXs 25th anniversary and The Bloodline on RAW!!!