Undertaker's undeserved backstage reputation
 

We always hear about how Undertaker was so respected, and a legit badass that kept people in line...really?

JBL Hazing guys - Undertaker did nothing about it, except to congratulating Matt Striker on supposedly standing up to him

Bob Holly beating the fuck out of talent - don't hear anything about taker in there

Shawn Michaels being a complete asshole: Not once did taker straighten him out. We hear about him taping his fits...oooh.

The Montreal Screwjob: He did go to Bret and say : You're losing the title tonight. He even sat there to watch Bret punch out his boss.

Just a broken old fuck - the Don Fanucci of wwf.


The Curtain Call : He did nothing about it

I agree lol

I take youd only find on the internet

I bet he wasn't even undead

I also bet his bones aren't made of soup either.

Remember when he was "Big Evil"? How Evil was he really though? He certainly wasn't like Chris Benoit Evil, so why even brag about it? Go Big or Go Home!

And then he had that theme song that said “Dead Man Walking” and then he rode out to the ring on a motorcycle!

Uh, sir, you’re clearly not walking!

Ridiculous.

Plus I bet his boogers aren’t even red.

Yeah, but then he had that other theme song that said "KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN", but he eventually got off the motorcycle. He in fact did not keep rollin.

I’m not a fan of Undertaker. The idea of him being loyal is just an byproduct of his circumstances. That being said, AEW is proof of what happens when you don’t have someone that commands the respect of the locker room.

Embrace whatever narrative a massive corporation feeds you, right Destor? You're such a free thinker.

I can imagine it was exhausting having to deal with unprofessional babies like Bret Hart.

Gertner.... I need your help with Bret Shart.




He had an epic rivalry with Jerry Lawler. At one point, I think it might have been around Christmas or something. King cut a promo about how he knew Bret Hart would be crying while listening to some music or something like that.


I think it might have been around 95, the rivalry where King punked on Shart's parents during one of his matches. Lawler really was an underappreciated old-school heel.


ANyway, I just remember that promo cracking me up because he was making Bret Hart out to be a cry bitch like he is IRL. Lawler was ACE in that entire feud.

Suck lemons.

At least be funny like Gertner, Drave.

I'm not even trying, bitch. You cry just as much as your hero.



I merely made a request to Gertner who can probably find a funny promo that Lawler made.

Gertner’s shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Farva’s (sorry Drave’s) shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Lol oh God, I love oddly specific requests like this

Was this it? King was great here.

SHUT UP, CHICKENFUCKER!

I get a "Page not available" error or some shit. Even tried manually applying the short URL

Yeah I copied it wrong.

Jerry Lawler and Bret Hart can feud in my dreams forever.

Pretty sure it was from that feud, for sure.


Thinking of it, it might have been one of those quick vignettes they used to run. They'd have various wrestlers give 10-30 second promos about their Christmas plans and all that, completely kayfabe.


Swear it was something like "Bret Shart will be crying listening to his Poison album in his room" - or something like that......

It's so dumb and I don't know why I specifically remember this. Lawler was amazing.

Make them a lil nerfect sammich eh

Are you ok?

Most definitely not.