Who would win in a fist fight?
 

battle of the billion dollar kids

1. Shane
2. Steph
3. Tony

In that order

Outta your god damn mind Gertner. Does all that lost weight account for brain cells? You've seen Shane's punches man.......

I'm fairly certain Tony would slap

Shane is the Best in the World so it wouldn't even be fair.

i'll give the nod to steph

Ooooo. In a stand up fight Shane vs. TK, it’s Shane with the Best Punches In The World™, but if TK can get in close he can lock Shane in the tightest hug ever and it’s over.

But with Steph involved, she’s taking the win.

Steph because they aren't allowed to hit her back.

Steph because Shane leaves halfway through the fight, Steph lands the first blow. Khan orgasms and then faints.

Tony is close enough

I think you guys are severely underestimating the power of good cocaine.

Plus it doesn't really matter who actually wins the fight because Tony is going to spin it like he's the victor regardless at the post fight presser.

If Shane’s real punches are as good as his fake punches, he wouldn’t stand a chance.

It doesn't matter. TK won. He said so at the presser and if you don't agree with him you're just a lying Vincel!

Anybody thinks that little Spaz Tiny would win a fight, well they never saw how he drinks from a bottle...

...OK so he's definitely been in a couple Lars Sullivan films.

Btw Stephanie is my actual choice, if only because the instant Tiny or Shano touches her Motorhead will start playing from the skies as the savior of the wrestling industry himself, Papa Haitch, descends from the heavens to destroy them.

Shane would easily beat up both. There’s no joke in that other than even his worst working punches would probably decapitate Tony. Between Steph and Tony, I’d take Steph. She’d go for his balls, then his throat.

TK for sure, I bet that mans got a real good bitch slap in him after he hits a line.

Shane would be to busy shadow boxing and Steph would be off revolutionising womens wrestling.

Tony is a super geek, he will probably sell a Shane work punch like he got hit with a shotgun blast to the face.

Vince’s theme tune is just bad parenting all around really.
He ruined that boy.

On a serious note I love Shane’O.
People you need to just be fans every once in a while.

His punches were better than Austin’s ear rubbers or Rock’s spit slaps.

I’m reluctant to say this, because it would probably suck in execution, but I would not mind a Shane return. I think the timing would be interesting. Triple H having more power and Shane antagonizing him and being a right prick could be good stuff. But I understand why they want to get away from that drama. But the thing is that when McMahon Family Drama works, it really works.

An entitled Shane who believes it is his birthright to run the company could hit some relevant cultural notes. He can slip in just enough sexism towards Stephanie. And to hear him brag about not wanting to fight Triple H because one wrong move and his heart goes pop could be an excellent wall of tension between the two. Give him some talent to be his limbs. I could get into him as the heel manager of Drew.

You can have Shawn stick up for Triple H and have the feud spread to Triple H & Shawn Michaels’ vision for the future vs. Shane’s.

Whoa hold up, without the spit how would we know which strike is strongest?

I think if they wanted to properly do the brand split, bringing Shane in to go against HHH could work if they get the balance right. Really limit any ring time Shane gets.

But I don’t think they’re as enamoured with the split anymore and I’m just as happy with them trying to put on an enjoyable product.

Yeah, I’m the same. There is some stuff that seems exclusive to a show, but then you have stuff that crosses over. It’s fine.

Steph

Probably depends on how much coke Tony did beforehand.

Just because Shane is the most likely to win doesn't mean it's a guarantee.

Steph has always struck me as the type of person who is literally miss "you know who I am?" and gets up in some dude's face because she knows they won't do anything to her, but the one guy who actually does do something to her will make her cry to her dad and her brother and her husband so that they can go physically take care of the probelm she more than likely escalated.

Mr. Guycott gets it.

Smackhead or grandpa never hit you in the ear? Ear punches will disorient the hell out of someone.


Now Donkey Punches...... different story altogether.

Bros call me DP, short for Donkey Puncher. Get it? Sometimes I'm Donkey Puncharello or D to the P or Big DP or, uh, King Donko of Punchstainia.

I can honestly say I’ve never been punched in the ear.
I’ll ask Brad Pitt how it feels if I ever want to know.

Great rationale, Sepholio! My money's on Shane.