Indiana Jones 5
 

Harrison Ford is 80 years old. WTF.

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No. Just no.

That Crystal Skull one really ruined the whole future of the franchise yet they continue to raise the hopes of loyal fans…

Not impressed.

Harrison Ford is fucking shite in everything so I knew he was a lost cause long ago, back when I outgrew Indiana Jones.
Kids today do not care about Indiana Jones. They have YouTube people to worry about, they keep punching each other.
YouTube energy drinks cost £30 for two bottles now.
Raise your kids right.

That £30 for two bottles crack is based on a FaceBook comment my sister made about getting two bottles of KSI’s new pop… her best mate says she let her son pay £30 for two bottles.

That’s a quick and cheap way to teach your kid the concept of buyers remorse but she clearly encouraged it and did not mention the concept. I hope the kid drinks gallons of it.

What do you have against Harrison Ford?

Glad I don't know who/what KSI is

Ill never say no to more Harrison Ford as Indy.

what is wrong with you people

I just want to know if this is where he loses an eye... or if that is just retconned out of existence?

I don't recall that?

Pretty sure lucasfilm retconned the old Indy scenes out of the Young Indy chronicles.

He’s like a Clooney or Nicholson with none of the charisma.
He is a dull, dull man who got very lucky.

His taste in women is the best tragi-comedy of all time.

Maybe... but the same was said about the Star Wars Expanded Universe, and that was essentially an excuse for Disney to retell and remix a lot of those stories under their own banner.

Who's to say they won't do the same here? Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if they make a streaming series out of a remake of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. Possibly even throw some more change at Harrison Ford to play the now accurately visibly aged older version of himself.

It has to be better than the Crystal.Skull by default. The plot could literally be Indiana in a nursing home eating Jello, watching and doing commentary on the 4th film, and that would stipo.be an improvement.

Stick him in a wheelchair, give him dementia and have him do flashbacks to his escapades but make them even more incongruous and absurd.

That’s how you save Jones as a franchise.