Cards that aren't confusing at all
 

I have made a few posts on this before, but it would be fun to do a full card.

James Drake (UK) vs James Drake (US)

Four Corners tag match:
Hollywood Blonds (Buddy Roberts and Jerry Brown) vs Hollywood Blonds (Rip Rogers and Ted Oates) vs Hollywood Blonds (Larry Sharpe and Jack Evans) vs Hollywood Blonds (Steve Austin and Brian Pillman)

Jack Evans (1980s) vs Jack Evans (2000s)

Kendo Nagasaki (UK) vs Kendo Nagasaki (Japan)

Sweet Georgia Brown (Georgia) vs Sweet Georgia Brown (Texas)

Steve Regal (US) vs Steve Regal (UK)

Intergenerational Match:
Awesome Kong (man) vs Awesome Kong (woman)

Heavenly Bodies (Al and Don Greene) vs Heavenly Bodies (Tom Pritchard and Jimmy Del Ray)

Main Event:
Dutch Mantell (1880s) vs Dutch Mantell (1980s)

Add your own...

Gorgeous George (George Wagner) vs. Gorgeous George (Stephanie Bellars)

Zodiac (Barry Orton) vs. Zodiac (Ed Leslie)

Who vs Bill Watts vs Bao Nguyen vs Koko Ware vs Y2J Chris Jericho

Heenan and Vince on commentary

Blitzkrieg (Blitzkrieg) v Blitzkrieg (Jack Evans)

Akeem vs Dusty Rhodes

Fantastic

The Berserker vs Mankind, solely based on how much noise they make while wrestling!

Special guest referee Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Nature Boy(Ric) vs Nature Boy(Buddy)

Next week’s Dynamite.

Rogers or Landell?

Honestly I only had the thought of Buddy Rogers in my head but I think we can make this a triple threat match playa!

Nature Boy vs Nature Boy vs Nature Boy

Another match announced, and it's a Doozy!

Battle Royal: Everyone who ever played Doink the Clown, in the makeup.

Why stop with people who played the character? Why not a Royal Rumble where Doink the Clowns keep entering forever?

Bruise Brothers (Pork Chop Cash and Mad Dog Boyd) vs the Bruise Brothers (Ron and Don Harris)

The Demon(Finn Balor) vs The Demon(Dale Torborg)

I also realized that I wanted a mixed tag match, credit to XL: Gorgeous George (Man) and Awesome Kong (woman) vs Awesome Kong (Man) and Gorgeous George (woman)

Special celebrity ring announcer Linda Ellerbee.


Plot twist: they can ONLY "Huss!", "Ahhhtah!" and "HOOO!" the entire time. All three guys can use all three noises, but that's all they can do. Even to call spots.

Match ends in a no-contest after a run in by Billy Gunn. "WHAM!"

A new one, based on the story of the WWWF World Martial Arts Title:

Texas Red (WWWF) vs Texas Red (World Class, aka Mark Calloway)

"Big Iron" Match at the next PPV!

Undertaker (Mark Callaway) and Kane (Glenn Jacobs) vs Undertaker (Brian Harris) and Kane (Luke Gallows). Special ref is Diesel (Kevin Nash OR Glenn Jacobs).

Wes Lee vs. Dragon Lee vs. Wesley Blake vs. Blake Christian vs. Brian Lee vs. AJ Styles — special ref, AJ Lee

Christian Cage vs. Brian Cage vs. Ethan Page vs. Adam Page vs. Chris Cage vs. Johnny Page (John Morrison’s new gimmick) — special guest ref, Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat or Paige from WWE.

The winners face-off, which is obviously Brian Lee vs. Brian Cage.

You can also have a reanimated Brandon Lee in Crow makeup, Sting, Jeff Farmer in Sting make-up in there. Throw Chris Adams into the Christian Cage, Chris Cage, Adam Page match if you want.

These cards from Ireland featuring a mix of WWF/WCW guys with "hilarious" captions added: https://www.wrestlingtradingcards.co...s-ireland-ltd/

Iron Mike Sharpe v Iron Mike Tyson with referee Iron Mike Tenay in a Ironman match

Danny Davis (Memphis) vs Danny Davis (WWF)

The Pitbulls (ECW) vs The Pitbulls (WWE)

Reno vs. Reno Riggins

Ted DiBiase and Ted DiBiase Jr vs State of Mississippi

Bret Farve with the run in?

Favre is too busy sending dick pics to get involved :rofl:

Fun fact: the girl he sent the dick pics to (Jenn Sterger/Decker) worked for AEW at the beginning

synergy

https://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/u...ker-020420.jpg

2008 Jenn Sterger turned down one of the most highly paid and famous athletes in the world.
2018 Jenn Sterger married a career minor league baseball player, who in 12 years played in 8 MLB games, never recording a single hit.

That is just bad judgement :rofl:

A new match:

Patriot (Memphis jobber) vs Patriot (Del Wilkes) vs Patriot (Sal Sincere)

Trinity vs. Trinity

Lodi vs. Low Ki

AJ Styles & CJ Perry vs. CM Punk & AJ Lee vs. CJ Parker & AC Jazz vs. BJ Whitmer & Jazz vs. special guest ref: Baywatch’s CJ Parker

I'm going to add another match, this time a little bit different. But still not confusing at all:

Seth Rollins vs Al Perez.

A battle royal featuring absolutely EVERYONE who has ever been: Doink, Suicide, Sin Cara, and La Parka. In gimmick, of course.

Bart Batten (1987) vs Brad Batten (1987) vs Joey Ryan.