When Heyman asked Undertaker to... (spoilers)
 

... join him and the Dudleys, was I the only one who expected him to suddenly start breathing really heavily and then announce, in a deep voice, that he was Taker's father, and that together they'd be the most formidable force in the galaxy?

ya I think you're the only one

:( I coulda sworn the writers were stealing straight out of Star Wars when they were brainstorming that segment.

Taker: "Noooo! It's impossible!"

* throws self out of ring *

Taker: "Ow."

Santo Santo Santo... you honestly think Taker would sell hitting the floor?

Nononono.... next week they tell us that RVD is Taker's son. And then Heyman and the Duldeys attack RVD. And Taker has to choose between his Dark Master Paul and the career of his son.

Taker: Just once, let me see you...without my Cowboy Hat.

RVD: Dude...bogus.

Something like that wouldn't suprise me right now considering the recent job by the writers for Smackdown.

WWE are above that! They would make Sable his father, not Paul :shifty:

<marquee direction=right> :rofl: </marquee>

LMAO @ PureHatred. Can I rep you again yet?

Nope. :(