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A-Train Appreciation Thread

Somebody said that we'd do so many of these we'd get to him. So here he is.

Yes, many people know that the A-Train is the one of the most talented and charismatic superstars to ever enter a WWE ring. He's so popular, he even got his own action figure-
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ures/wrestling

Now really, how much more could you possibly need? I mean, I haven't seen any BIG SHOW action figures. Speaking of the Big Show, anybody remember their short feud? It was so obvious that A-Train carried him through the whole thing. I mean the Big Show is a fat, hairy, slob. The A-Train is a superstar, and nothing like the Big Show.

Michael Cole told A-Train he had a hairy back. A-Train is extremely sensitive to his back hair. He was so upset, he could not even face the camera.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...1601atrain.jpg

Look, Mr. Train has even stopped for a picture for all of his fans out there on TPWW.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...rs/smack_stars

I had conducted an interview with the A-Train at his apartment this morning while he was watching old Growing Pains re-runs (which is his favorite show). Let's see what he has to say.

Wildcat: Hello Mr. Train. Let me just say what an honor it is to be interviewing you right now.
A-Train: Bugh urg guh.
Wildcat: Yes, that's also swell. So A-Train, how do you feel about your big move over to Raw?
A-Train: Durble gub cuuurkh rak bah!
Wildcat: Obviously you're enthusiastic about it, but what will you miss most about smackdown.
A-Train: Stephanie's Boobs!
Wildcat: Yes, well I must go. Thank you for such an inspiring interview A-Train. Good luck in your career.
A-Train: *growls*

Now as you see, not only does he love his job, but he's such a friendly and charismatic character. I, for one, will not stand by without a well deserved title run coming A-Trains way. I also saw Mr. Train sleeping in an alleyway later that day, but when I asked him for a few words, he growled and ate a raccoon out of the garbage. What personality!

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Yeah, well I have alot of time on my hands. :kiss:

The pics and captions made it pretty funny :D

LOL

Well done **crowd breaks into applause, A-Train fans everywhere celebrate**

:shifty: :roll: :wtf: :nono:

heheheheheh....A-Train is AWSOME!!!! :Shifty:

A-Train VS JBL... Loser gets fired, winner quits. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Always450

A-Train VS JBL... Loser gets fired, winner quits. :lol:

I would want compensation :D

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Originally Posted by Always450

A-Train VS JBL... Loser gets fired, winner quits. :lol:

Do I have to watch the match? Or could I just read the spoilers? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Always450

A-Train VS JBL VS Hardcore Holly VS HHH... Losers gets beaten to death, winner gets either shot, or arrested in Germany for chucking Nazi salutes and shot. :lol:

^^ Fixed.

Now that sounds like a match I'd watch

JBL vs HHH
Loser gets a cum facial from A-train

The winner advances to meet Hardcore Holly...

Winner vs Hardcore Holly
Loser have to shave A-train with only a strip of tape.

Now, that'll be entertaining.

You are a SICK, SICK man!

(funny tho)

Wait wait wait...are guy being sarcastic...I mean honestly...I thought everyone loved the A-Train...do you hear the chants to "Shave Your Back"? He gets more chants then Eddie Guerrero...clearly he is way more over.