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LOL @ Lita! (spoilers)
She's carrying Kane's baby... oh man, I can't even begin to imagine the absurdity that's going to come out of this angle, but at least they didn't just forget about the storyline entirely.
This should be hilariously entertaining for all the wrong reasons, so discuss. :) |
Somebody unexpected will be the father, maybe they'll bring in Maury to do the paternity results :dunno:
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Maury, HELLS NO!
They will bring in Dr. Phil, who will get Tombstoned by Kane, thus making me the biggest Kane mark in the world. |
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I see WWE doing something REALLY dumb... Either The Hand version 2 or a normal baby with a Kane mask... :nono:
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On the next Maury monsters and the women who love them... maybe she will botch the interview
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Early prediction, Lita gives birth at Wrestlemania
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You know she's not pregnant.
She botched peeing. |
^ LMAO!!!
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In a cruel twist,it's Pete Rose that is the father. It is all just to get even with Kane.
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That was pretty funny loopy. :rofl:
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The father is Tyson Tomko. Her baby will have a taped on beard and tattoos that look like they should be on an ancient egyptian god.
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I can't wait to see her give birth to Kane's mask.
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In the biggest twist of the Century... Lita's Baby's Father IS..... (Drumroll)...... EUGENE! The ladies DO like him it turns out! :shifty:
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God, when has a pregnancy angle ever turned out..... "good" for the WWE... :shifty:
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just like Ric Flair knocked up Torrie or Stacy.... I dont remember which nor do I care
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^^ Stacey :)
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WHAT! This is the s*** that the WWE have come up with. I agree with Corkscrewed this will probably be entertaining for all the wrong reasons's including Lita botching segment after segment.
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The WWE will probably say that the baby had a miscarriage due to the fact that Lita wrestled earlier in the evening.
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She will give birth to Katie Vicks head, I guantee it
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I posted this in the RAW thread but Ill say it again. This is what I think will happen.
It'll be revealed that its Kanes child. Helping the feud out between Matt and Kane..Since Matt needs knee surgery this will kill some time in between for his return. Eric Bishoff will force Lita into a match that causes her to lose the child Killing the kid story but still keeping mad heat between Matt Hardy and Kane.......Basically this is all they can do to not mess this up more. |
I agree with Joey here. What I wouldn't mind seeing either is Lita getting Matt to fight Kane, but falling short of getting his revenge. At a PPV (Vengeance or Summerslam), Lita turns her back on Matt, and reveals it was all a hoax by her "Master" Kane. Kane and Lita then play the scary fire based duo, with no signs of a relationship. Maybe Syn could make her debut as Kane's lover. :shifty:
OK, maybe not. But I would love to see Kane alligned with a heel diva. |
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Even more controversy could ensue if Lita fueds with the baby while still pregnant. |
Didn't somebody predict that this is where the angle was going a few weeks ago? Kudos to whoever did that.
Anyway, I just want to see ONE pregnancy angle where the kid is actually born. I've never, EVER seen that happen, and everytime I see that some girl is pregnant in wrestling, I immediately begin to think of how they're gonna back out of it. But you know, if they DID continue this whole thing...nine months is a long time to feud, isn't it? |
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Vince is the father, he has affairs with all the diva's.
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jeff hardy's the father
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"I think I know what its about.Kane wants a kid.Lita said yes and then the next week kane was in her dressing room and said it was over so shes probably pregnant with kanes kid.That night she said she wanted to show matt how much she loved him,meaning having sex (I assume) so when she is pregnant matt thinks its his baby but kane burst his bubble and claims its his and the baby would be born round about WM21 (meaning a massive match between them both)
thats my theory anyways." I haven't seen RAW yet..but it sounds like I was right:) |
They havnt been able to do a single prenant gimmick right and I dont think this one will turn out good either. Maybe they will have it where she gets hit and loses the baby. Im just tired of the WWE pulling this crap again. If it didnt work the first time then dont do it again and again and again.
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Knowing WWE, instead of waiting 9 months they'll wait like... 5 weeks... Then have her have Thing version 2 :shifty:
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I wonder what The Snake has in his RAW report for this week. :lol:
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How about Matt finds out that Lita slept with Kane and thinks its Kane's kid, he throws Kane into a limo and makes it crash into a trailer, Kane dies, but makes an appearance a few months later, 'through hellfire and brimstone'?
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This is how I would do it.
I would have lita believe that kane is the father, slowly make us believe that, but in the end it ends up to be matt's and they live happily ever after. :) WWE needs a happy ending every once and a while :mad: |
Funny, I thought Vince Russo was fired? :lol:
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Maybe I should try and get a job as a writer for WWE :y:
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Lita will give birth to The Blob, and WWE will have an episode of RAW where all the matches keep getting interrupted by The Blob eating people. At the end of the episode, the WWE superstars will finally realize that The Blob's weakness is cold, thus marking the return of...
GLACIER!!! |
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