Jeff Hardy Involved In Lita Pregnancy Angle?; More
 

Paul Heyman is the main man behind trying to get Chris Candido a spot on Smackdown! as a part of the Cruiserweight division. Nothing has been signed yet.

WWE trainer Fit Finlay has been working closely with Gail Kim in recent weeks. Fit has been in charge of putting together all the women's matches as of late.

There's a slight buzz that Jeff Hardy may be involved in the current Lita pregnancy angle. There had been talks several weeks ago but the word we were getting was that Jeff wasn't being very negotiable and didn't think he needed to attend a drug rehab. We'll keep you posted.

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LMAO at Jeff/Lita baby.
Covered in green paint, hair dye, goo-goo-goo-burp.......spontaneous moonsault out of the cot!

LOL

It would be like the pregnancy in V.
One baby comes out normal, the next comes out green with a spliff.

Oh god, I laughed so hard I nearly choked :rofl: :rofl:

:D

There has been talk of adding Jeff Hardy to the Lita storyline? Is that carny for "someone emailed Dave Meltzer that idea last wee and it's being stolen now"?

Ummm...What about the Kane/rape angle they set up?

What if Jeff and Kane both banged her at the same time?!?!

That's hot

Regardless, the best thing that came from this whole Lita/Kane/Matt triangle is when Kane's head popped on the Tron and he went

"Maaaaaaaaaaattttt....."

and

"Liiiiiiiitaaaaa...."

and yet....

He lost via roll-up. :nono:

I don't know who would be uglier; a Lita/Jeff baby or a Lita/Kane baby.

Okay, so if we combined all the jokes on this angle so far, the baby will be a half slimy, half burnt, drugged out, high flying, thong-wearing, mask-sporting, long, greasy haired, move-botching hand that can only do a hurricanrana.

Wow.

Fucker, you beat me to it :mad:

HEY!

Look at it this way

Jeff Hardy > useless hosses like JBL, Heidnereichaschetchegph, tomko

YOU JACKASS JBL IS GOD!

Okay, I don't know why I did that... I had a Jeff Hardy stoned out zoned out reply negatively to your own remarks moment..

STFU!!! your not even remotely funny

Naw. When the baby crowned, it'd scream HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! and jump out sloppily, plummetting to the ground and crippling itself.

It would then get a 10 year contract with the WWE.

Let's break it down:

1. Jeff Hardy Marks are obssessed with his return.
2. There was some passing news a while back about the WWE wanting Jeff back.
3. Ergo, jeff is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Now, Matt is in a high-profile (Well, for a guy who's spent so much time on Heat/Velocity) angle involving a pregnancy where they don't know the father.
5. Obviously, Matt is nothing withut Jeff, so the only possible purpose behind a Matt Hardy push is tobring back Jeff and the Hardy Boyz!
6. Point 5 is highlighted by reuiniting Matt and Lita.
7. Add lines 3 and 5 together, subtract Kane (The logical father), and you have an obvious Jeff Hardy return...If you're snorting dayglow crackwhore paint.

:lol:

Quit talking to yourself JL

Lita botched getting pregnant and now Jeff is carrying the Kane baby.

SWERVE.

The best part? It's more sensible than half of the WWE's storylines.

Lita has triplets...

Lita, Lita, any babies?
Yes sirs, yes sirs, three of them.

One is a psycho, one snorts coke.
The other one is Version Two-uhhhhhhhhhhh

Lita, Lita, any babies
Yes sirs, yes sirs three of them.

*fade out*

<font color=cyan>Yes, allow me to sum up the first post in this thread.

Paul Haymen wants Candido to work for WWE. Nothing has happened yet because Bradshaw is taking up too much time on SmackDown.

Fit still works with the female wrestlers. Nothing new.

Jeff Hardy is <b>still</b> unemployed, so look forward to Kane's kid or a freaking hand. Jeff Hardy's chances of getting a contact with WWE anytime soon are as dim as me winning CoTM.

<font color=cyan>And now, JR’s views on Jeff Hardy being the dad.

Bah Gawd! Lita’s baby LITERALLY snorted a 2 foot line of crack while falling off the top rope trying to look cool! INALLMYYEARSTHECARNAGEOFBADBBQSAUCESTORYLINESKATIEVICKBASTARDKANEWITHTHESTONECOLDSALUTESTUNNERNOSELL !

Nah........

You've all got it wrong.

Lita will deliver Kane's baby at Summerslam, in the middle of the ring, after botching a DDT, and the baby will be none other than Jeff Hardy!

Seriously that is exactly what I was thinking. Jeff being the father makes perfect sence if they want to bring him back

This whole story line is like a bad B-Movie even without Jeff. With Jeff I think it falls down into the C-movie class.

Hey,thats from Futurama :p
After the aliens says that he says somthing like "Woah,my hands can touch anything but themselves." then starts feeling his cape and then gets dragged away by his wife.

OMG, X-PAC'S RETURNING?

Thank you, large evil alien from that one episode of Futurama.

I said that about 38 minutes ago.Anyways,I love futurama.

VEEEEEEEEERY GOOD...s

No thanks are necessary. but I will take your human horn inpayment. :)

*Lrrr, Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8

<font color=969696>If Jeff comes back and is involved in this angle, I see nothing but bad things in Matt's future. He'll end up jobbing to Jeff.</font>

:D

LOL

Prepare for removal of... THE LOWER HORN!!!

Is his neck broken? :shifty: