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So does this mean.... (Raw spoiler)

Maury's going to be on Raw next week to give a DNA test to see who's the father of Lita's baby?

"Kane.....................you are the father of Lita's baby :lol:

I think they're going to debut Trojan man next week, and have him attack Kane and Matt. The reason? both of them were having unsafe sex.

Following that, he will challenge the duo to a tag team match, and bring out his partner...Jeff Hardy...V Twoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...This angle will be scrapped when it turns out that all the head trauma prevents Jeff from counting that high.

(8)Trojan Maaaaaaaan(8)

*Horse nays*

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Originally Posted by Wondermouse

Worst condoms ever.

I know. I can never twist them into a poodle or anything, and they're really lousy in water fights.

Nah, Shane is gonna be the dad. GO SHANE!!!
Okay, maybe not... But I'd rather have spastic colon than see this story line turn into something more... Hey! Best way to get out of it!

Lita: Kane, Matt... I botched the test. When the test said the test would turn color, it meant there would be a blue line, not the test turning yellow.

and how many people were yelling at Matt to hit her with the Twist of Fate?

Im gonna try to start a Litas a whore chant in Richmond. Watch for me, I'll be the one leaving with Randy O. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Always450

Lita: Kane, Matt... I botched the test. When the test said the test would turn color, it meant there would be a blue line, not the test turning yellow.

LOFL

does that mean trojan man is the big show remeber the angle where show was at the areana handing out condems

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Originally Posted by 6to1

does that mean trojan man is the big show remeber the angle where show was at the areana handing out condems

Reps for bring back happy memories! :D

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Originally Posted by Always450

:lol: I need to spread more rep first.

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Originally Posted by Always450

and how many people were yelling at Matt to hit her with the Twist of Fate?

lol, I crawled up to the TV and SCREAMED for Matt to hit The Twist of Fate to Lita. I almost cried when he didnt. SO, after RAW I played HCTP and Matt hit the TOF about 9 times. :cool:

And I alos think that Maury will come to RAW to announce the father

The WWE is going WCW on us. That, or Vince Russo is secretly working for the creative team.

maybe now V-1 can get upgraded

V-1.01uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm Coldwaver, and I object to this message.

WWE PATERNITY

A new reality series from World Wrestling Entertainment

Lita is pregnant, but who's the father? We won't reveal that tasty little fact until the end of our new reality show, wherein the potential daddies, Kane and Matt Hardy, will live under the same roof for nine months, learning what it takes to become a good father.

Month One: Proper care
Each potential father is given a sack of sugar to care for for a week. Kane returns his burnt to a crisp; Matt's is split at the seams after he attempted to teach it to bump off a ladder.

Month Two: Feeding
Kane scalds himself while testing the temperature of baby formula on his arm and proceeds to destroy the kitchen; Matt suffers a horrifying injury after attempting to breast feed.

Month Three: "The Talk"
Faced with explaining the birds and the bees, both Kane and Matt do the sensible thing: let Mommy handle it and go to a bar. Lita, meanwhile, botches The Talk and ends up teaching the group of fifth grade students to remove creosote from a chimeny. Consequently none of these children goes on to ever have sex.

Months four, five, and six: reruns are played because the programming department gets lazy.

Month Seven: Birth Control
Matt and Kane are educated in the art of how this could never have happened.

Month Eight: Parenting Basics
Vince McMahon attempts to teach the boys how to raise kids in the business, but then Shane comes in and takes a bump off the couch, and Stephanie walks in demanding to be put back on TV, and Vince decides to talk about his new Extreme Dodgeball League instead.

Month Nine: The Birth
Lita finally gives birth. In a stunning and nonsensical turn, Rikishi is announced as the father. He claims he did it for the Rock, at which point it is discovered that he has been smoking weed with Jeff Hardy for years. They go on to become Tag Team Champions. Matt, Kane, and Lita are buried so far that they strike oil, and the child becomes the youngest superstar to ever job to HHH.

I'm Coldwaver, and I object to this message.

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Originally Posted by Innovator

maybe now V-1 can get upgraded

V-1.01uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

How about V-1-point-uh-oh

Hi, new here. love wrestling, love WWE, love the storylines (most of the time), and love Kane. Not so big on Lita. Kane could have done better.

I'm Coldwaver, and I object to this message.

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Originally Posted by Nica48

Hi, new here. love wrestling, love WWE, love the storylines (most of the time), and love Kane. Not so big on Lita. Kane could have done better.

Welcome. Mind the skunk, thems things can go off even after they's dead.

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Originally Posted by ColdwaVer

Welcome. Mind the skunk, thems things can go off even after they's dead.

Love skunks, too. I think they're cute. Thanks for welcoming me.

Hi Nica48. :wave:

1100th post!!! :D

You know it also occurs to me that Kurt Angle should show up on Raw and preach his old "Olympic Heroes For Abstinence" slogan to Matt and Kane...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

Angle: "Olympic hero for abstinence, the best sex is no sex!"

:lol:

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Originally Posted by ColdwaVer

Month Three: "The Talk"
Faced with explaining the birds and the bees, both Kane and Matt do the sensible thing: let Mommy handle it and go to a bar. Lita, meanwhile, botches The Talk and ends up teaching the group of fifth grade students to remove creosote from a chimeny. Consequently none of these children goes on to ever have sex.

Month Nine: The Birth
Lita finally gives birth. In a stunning and nonsensical turn, Rikishi is announced as the father. He claims he did it for the Rock, at which point it is discovered that he has been smoking weed with Jeff Hardy for years. They go on to become Tag Team Champions. Matt, Kane, and Lita are buried so far that they strike oil, and the child becomes the youngest superstar to ever job to HHH.

:rofl:

Had me in stitches.

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Originally Posted by Always450

and how many people were yelling at Matt to hit her with the Twist of Fate?

I definitely was.

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Originally Posted by ilt_undertaker

SO, after RAW I played HCTP and Matt hit the TOF about 9 times. :cool:

LMFAO.

If they still had announcing on that game:

JR: BAHGAWDSTUNNERSTUNNERSTUNNERBBQSAUCEONASKEWER!!!

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Originally Posted by ColdwaVer

Month Nine: The Birth
Lita finally gives birth. In a stunning and nonsensical turn, Rikishi is announced as the father. He claims he did it for the Rock, at which point it is discovered that he has been smoking weed with Jeff Hardy for years.

LOL @ "he did it for The Rock"....that was hilarious.