WWE Fatalities
 

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, this is a boredom topic.

What do you think the Mortal Kombat-esque fatalaties of WWE wrestlers would be?

Here's some:

Triple H - A bed appears with Stephanie McMahon in it. Triple H jumps into it and instantly a coffin appears behind the opponent. The opponent just falls back dead into it and the coffin lowers into the ground. A tombstone appears and it reads "R.I.P -Insert Opponent Here-, your push was killed"

Stone Cold - Gives opponent the Stunner, on impact the head separates from the body, leaving Austin with the severed head of his opponent while the rest of his body just lays there.

A-Train - A large gorilla emerges out from A-Train's back hair and begins to viciously maul the opponent.

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Goldberg- Looks at the enemy and doesn't know what to do...so he kills the enemy with his stupidity.
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Your right i am beginning to look a lot like Dark_Kane :cry: I am sorry about that bad post.

<font color=goldenrod>Lance Storm - Beats his opponent to death with his penis.</font>

Alternate! He pops viagra and his opponent's head explodes due to envy-induced rage.

<font color=goldenrod>Eddie Guerrero - Runs down opponent with a low-rider.

Kane - Lifts up his arms and then thrusts them down to ignite fire, but the flame forms on the opponent, who is promptly burned to a crisp.

Shannon Moore - Opponent beats the living crap out of him, but eventually commits suicide when they realize that Shannon Moore keeps coming back for more punishment.

Bradshaw - Literally beheads his opponent with a Clothesline From Hell.

Scott Steiner - Takes a TON of steroids and becomes freakishly huge, he punches his opponent, who shatters into about a million pieces on contact.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Rob Van Dam - Loads his opponent full of weed until they die of heart failure.</font>

Chris Benoit - Locks in the Crippler Crossface and just keeps pullin' until he's removed the opponent's arm. He then bashes their head in with the severed arm.

Steven Richards - Becomes invisible. While the opponent searches frantically for him, a giant ax comes out of nowhere to sever their head. Richards re-appears holding the ax.

Rhyno - Three words: Gore! Gore! Gore!

Austin: Leaves the screen and just when you think he's gone, he comes back and runs you over with his Austin 3:16 truck.

<font color=goldenrod>I'd say replace Richards with John Cena. And before he disappears have him go "You can't see me!"

Zach Gowen - Bludgeoning his opponent to death with his prothsetic leg.

Sean O'Haire - Just have something demonic, or have his opponent explode when he hits the Cruel Intentions. Only after the voice goes "Fatality" he'll say "But I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know."</font>

no no, Scott Steiner-someone bites his arm, then he flexes his muscle, instantly breaking their jaw

The HHH fatality scenario.

A match involving HHH and he wins- He pedigrees the loser.

A match involving HHH and he loses- The winner is about to perform a fatality, when suddenly HHH gets up and Pedigrees the guy and says 'I never lose."

A match NOT involving HHH in any way shape or form- the winner prepares to do a fatality, then out of nowhere, HHH comes flying into the screen, pedigrees the winner, pedigrees the loser and says' I'm am the game, you don't want to play me."

Hogan:
The guy gets instantly squashed by a huge anvil carving out the words "EGO"

Kevin Nash:
Breaks his knee. Bleeds to death.

Oh wait, you meant the wrestler kills the OTHER person?

Undertaker:
Runs people over with motorcycle

A-Train:
Turns into a yeti and mauls the guy to death

The Cat:
Dances the guy to death.

Vince Mcmahon - Holds up a new contract with a 50% pay cut, then the other guy commits suicide.

JR or the King - Stuffs the microphone down the other guy's throat.

JR: Drowns them in BBQ sauce.

hahaha! u guys r well funny!

rikishi could fart on his opposite and they get blown away and puke their insides up! or simply sit on them and they become a pancake

Triple H - Sledgehammer shots (LAME)

Rock - Rock Bottom onto spikes

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Lita - Botch of Death

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Naw man. HE pulls an Eddie Gurerro. Sparks a joint, tosses it at his opponent who catches it and gets shot bu the DEA/DEF (Whatever they call it now).

Lita--Fucks her opponent's best friend, causing the developers to kill him off just so there's no problems backstage.

Brock Lesnar: F-5 which causes the opponent's head to explode.

Shawn Michaels: Sweet Chin Music taking off his opponent's head a la Shelton Benjamin (nearly)

Scotty 2 Hotty: The Worm where the chop at the end of it all slices the opponents head clean off at the neck.

That there is a lot of decapitation.

Isn't that what Mortal Kombat is all about anyway?

Technicality.

HHH- Force field around all other wrestlers not allowing them to reach for the World title belt ;)

HHH: Drops the glass ceiling on his opponent...duh.

Eddie Guerrero: Turns into a giant frog and lands on his opponent.

Rey Mysterio: 619 and his opponents head explodes.

<font color=goldenrod>It's been over a decade. Loads of new wrestlers to come up with fatalities for.

Tyler Breeze's would be something very similar to this:</font>

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Cena: Match begins but before you can start to fight him the lights dim and he hits the F-U/A-A, resulting in a nuclear explosion, leaving only him on the screen as his music blares loudly followed by the "CENA WINS - FATALITY" screen.

<font color=goldenrod>Seth Rollins: Curb Stomp which essentially beheads the opponent. Head goes right through the floor.</font>

Curtis Axel: Hits the Axehole and plants the opponents head into the the ring like an ostrich, at which point he Perfet-Plexes them out of the hole and hits them with The Leg Drop of Doom to slice his oppontes head clean off.

<font color=goldenrod>Cesaro: Giant Swing with such ridiculous speed/force that the opponent explodes. Second fatality would just need to be a good old fashioned beheading uppercut.</font>

<font color=goldenrod>Finn Balor: Spikes come out of the bottom of his shoes. He shoots up in the air out of view. Comes crashing back down with a Coup de Grace, splitting the opponent in half.</font>

Bray Wyatt: Rips a person in half from a vicious Sister Abigail's spin while eating their soul.

Stephanie McMahon: http://i.imgur.com/J8lqhP5.gif