HUGE NEWS: TRIPLE H LEAVES WWE
 

Just kidding! :rofl:

:wtf:

...i hate you for getting my hopes up

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This didn't rival my

'Victoria..............................

is having sexual relations with Earl Hebner'

Thread.

:rofl: Sorry everybody, with the "backstage morale" and all these people leaving, I had to do it.

Hey Wee Gooner.

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Wow.

20 seconds ago, spd100000000000 had 2 red reps, now has 4.

You idiot, that marquee is rolling the wrong way.

The head's going backwards.

Why? Because people are stupid and fell for it? And now they're mad at me? Like I give two flying fucks what my "rep" is.

Classic wrestling forum post

No it isn't. That head is rolling to the left. :D

You idiot, the head is rolling to the right.

It rolls left, yet the head spins right/clockwise.

Thats the Moonwalk.

I doubt anybody fell for it. People just saw the thread title and thought, "Hmph, more of this crap. Well, maybe there's something funny in it." And when they saw it had no value, they marked the post as crap.

You know, you really didn't have to open this thread

Mouse over the title and it previews it.

I did drop the cursor over the title, then felt an overwhelming consumption to slate the thread as it is shit.

Uh huh, bad rep.

Yes, you would have to be stupid to fall for that.

That wasnt funny.

Wanker.

<font color=8307ff><b>Yeah, that was just hilarious. :|</font></b>

spd10000 is the new Goldbird. I call it now

WOW.

U RELLY HAD ME THEIR 4 A SEC!!!!

My confession:

"Dear God,
I have to confess to you here today that I opened that damnable "Triple H leaves WWE" thread. I knew when you spoke to me from the burning bush, saying that I shall spend eternity in hell for my temptations today, that I would probably fail the test. Maybe my true failure was when I silenced your voice by giving my girlfriend that ointment...but she said it really burned, and I pitied her. But that's why I'm here, God. I want to repent for trusting the false prophets. I want to return to your loving arms, whilst heaving insults at the infidels from mine anus."

So to spd10000, if that is your real name, I'd normally ask you to tug on your twat a little less, being in the spirit of good nature. But today I feel a bit holier. Instead I shall simply ask you to reconsider your meaning in this world. Is it really to lovingly caress your mother's buttocks while she sleeps? Or are you really here to do the world a load of good. Feed the starving children whose mothers I refuse to pay alimony ( :shifty: ) and perhaps you too will find the graciousness of God on your doorstep....or it could just be the pizza guy. Either way, my point here is that I hate you and go away.

Pointless thread.

Do you enjoy wasting people's time? If so, then may 1000 Jehovas Witnesses simultaneously ring your doorbell at 8 am.

Oh, man, Spd10000 sure pulled a fast one on me! I mean, WOW, how did he come up with that?! Sure, dozens of these threads have been done before, but doing it again was just brilliant! And still funny, too; it never gets old!!!

Spider Man's on.

Pretty please :D

Choke on your vomit douche.

Asshole, we had 91, remember?

we need more, MORE I SAY!

Fuck you sp10000 :shifty:

that's what UI did