I need YOUR thoughts.
 

I'm writing a WWE action story. So I need some charater traits. I'm gonna have HHH and Undertaker impervious to damage What else should I keep in mind?

Make sure you don't post it here. It's a cheap rip off of stuff thats been done before. Plus it will suck hairy horse balls.

How about you suck a dick? ok and hop off. You are a terrible poster you think you're good but all you post is shit like "^ Jobber" You'll never be a good poster in the direction your heading.

^ Jobber

More rep points than you with a lot less posts seems to suggest others think differently.

Besides I am not exactly striving to be a good poster, I'm here to amuse myself more than anything. I find the jobber thing mildly amusing, Therefore will continue to do it in spite of your disdain.

Because I was being a bitch to people 3 months ago. Anyways shut up and stop ruinning this thread

This thread could be handily placed in a new 'Jobber' Forum. As it is.

How about Lita's extremely bad acting.

If I want your opinion I'll verbally beat it out of you.

i wish you two would have kept goin back and forth for about a thousand posts in the middle of the night, and then everybody would have woken up and read it and shared a hearty laugh before executing you both.

That out of the way, savior, for your story, are all wrestlers applicable characters or is it just on current WWE wrestlers?

If they are all applicable, then Shawn Stasiaks ability would be being able to be knocked out by any slight movement.

Unfortunately I don't do Jobber feuds anymore.............I'm moving to the lower Midcard ;) Bluto ;) Tucson.

Yeah ferocious you're not a jobber :roll:
Um pretty recent. FFD :y:

It will be called "SmackDown! vs Raw"

<font color=cyan>Savior, here are a few ideas. Some of them based on captions, some based on nonsense, some based on the WWE.

If you're looking for a whole fantasy/action story just give Tommy Dreamer the whole Master Sword effect with a kendo stick.

Sean O'Haire is on the loose from his cage, so wrestlers will be on the lookout for him.

Kane should just snap. If you're keeping current story lines in mind have Lita find out that Matt is really the father of her child, Kane choke slams everyone left and right.

No one can keep Mick Foley down. You can shoot him in the head and he'll get up for more.

Everyone from ECW should be able to take 10 times more chair shots than anyone else.

Referees are volatile and explode immediately if you even tap them.

Shawn Michaels bleeds like crazy. Ever seen an anime where a character would get cut, and blood would gush out in thick streams? :y:

Goldberg and Brock and the like cannot speak English. Only caveman gibberish.

RVD...cloud of paculiar fumes...you get the idea.

Kane is really powerful for short times, and then he becomes really avergae and tends to lose fights. Unfortunately for the big man he gets average at the worst times (ie title matches). He's like the Incredible Hulk in reverse.

Batista likes men

Ric Flair is like a mental patient who keeps escaping from the hospital to try to go back to work. He also makes rambling comments that make him appear to be crazy, senile or retarded.

Guys like Bob Holly and Billy Gunn are untalented but have inside info on key people so they never get fired (they would be good sheriffs in a small town who keep their job because they have nude phots of the mayor and a minature donkey).

HBK's back is made of rubber (either that or he's a huge liar).

WWE: Presentes the race

Voice: In the small town of New York City there is a business where one man rules all...Until now.

Steph: You find the man killed my father and the WWE will be yours.

Voice: Now Paul Heyman and Eric Bishoff will need help from a few wrestlers in order to achieve there dreams and catch this man (Picture of Steve Austin is shown).

Heyman: Lita, Torrie I'm hooking you up with a wire you are going to be double agents so do your best at acting like you are a Raw girl.

Voice: But one man has plans of his own.

HHH: This will be my company!
Eric: Come on hunter I need you on the Raw side, don't go off on your own!
Who will own The WWE? Who will get austin first? be sure to be the first one to see "The Race"
-------------------------------------
Confirmed cast:
(R) Eric Bishoff
(R) HHH
(R) Rico
(R) Randy Orton
(SD) Paul heyman (as GM)
(R) Kurt angle
(SD) Lita
(SD) Torrie
(SD) Undertaker
(-) Austin
(-) The Machmans
(-) Brock Lesnar

I'm starting come round to this idea but please use a spellcheck before posting it.

No, I think I agree with your first post in this thread.........

Mae Young's long lost son, Thing.

Rey is looking for the Creme filling while Chavo does his best to find out the diff between Cream and Creme.

Granted

:lol: orton.

Evolution split

I got neg repped for that..........:rofl:
Congrats - that's my 2nd neg rep ever.
Woooo!

Wow thats really funny isn't it? :|

Almost, and I say, almost, as funny as that attempt at a storyline above.
Do you do creative writing often, or is this your first serious go at it?
I'm not being sarcastic when I say this, but creative writing is a strange thing, and posting a thread like this is good for research purposes, but to do the whole thing correctly is pretty tricky.

There are a couple of great websites to help creative writers get started for books, trilogies or even short stories.
If you're interested, try this one.
www.hollylisle.com
I'm still looking forward to seeing what your end product is, and thanks again for the neg rep! Seriously, it's only the 2nd one I've ever had.:y:

Go for it Savior.

Side note:

Dazz has bad repped me 4 times and I almost wait with bated breath for the 5th bad rep.

Well, someone neg repped me 6 times in a roll... :shifty: so i wont complain if i were you :D

Who's complaining?

Don't talk to about being creative when I have not seen you do one creative thing here.

1. http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15694

And if you read what I said above, I said I wasn't being sarcastic, and I was genuinely trying to offer some good advice.
I write.