WWE's new brilliant way to save itself
 

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LMAO! That couldn't have been more blatantly "F-U Internet fans" if you'd built a whole two month feud between a main eventer and a totally undeserving jerkoff and then made the jerkoff champion! Oh wait...

Ahh. Explains why I've been seeing a helluvalot more of HHH on RAW. Eugene and HHH. Kane and Michaels and HHH. Two weeks ago, it seemed like HHH was on 80% of the show. Agh. I didn't totally hate the guy before, but I'm really getting tired of seeing him.

so if they are linking all storys to trips did he father litas baby

I hear he's also the Higher Power to which Mordecai answers.

He was also the guy that JBL heil'ed in Munich

I wonder who's idea this was? HMMM

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LOL That explains the iron Cross, and KoOS' fetish. ;)

did trips run the cement truck too

wow.

No lita did...

She also setup the Bullrope Turnbuckle lights.

:shifty:

Apparently, Triple H is also set to win the Cruiserweight title from Rey around Unforgiven. It's gonna be a mask vs. hair match. And Trips an't gonna be cutting his hair anytime soon.

You know i wouldn't usually think this was true, but from what weve seen lately with kane/HHH being involved in multiple storylines, it makes sense. Way to kill the future of the company!

I don't like the way they've been buidling new acts lately. They've been stealing HHH's air time. Especially Mordecai and Kenzo Susuki.

I got a strong feeling Trips is going to win the belt back at Vengeance.

HHH is goign to be Fucking Kenzo Suzuki's mistress within weeks, another new storyline.

You know, this idea to have EVERYTHING revolving around the H's could be great... until he retires and they find they've not got a single person on the entire roster who's over anymore (except Jericho, but we all know he's used to getting shafted) and ratings slide even more.

On the plus side, if Triple H feuding with everyone else means that his run with Shawn Michaels comes to a close, I may be all for it.

On another plus, I can exclusively announce that they're about to reveal that Triple H drove the hummer, ignited the camera in Hogans face, played the 'I Quit' soundbite, raised the briefcase, dropped the cinder block on Austin, tripped the lights during Rock/Hogan II, atacked Edge backstage, prevented the devenomising of the king cobra and was responsible for G-TV. I guess we can close the book on every wrestling mystery in history then.

Well, I guess that 'I still remember' note was sent by HHH after Goldust took one of his bottles and bottles of mineral water 2 years ago...

In the interest of fairness...

Is this anything new? The reason they tend to slump is because they've had a history of building around specific people.

With the Rock and Austin Gone (While Rock isn't totally, he's not a regular), and Lesnar leaving, with Angle having back problems, they have found themselves with a large void to fill. Natrurally, they turn to....


...Triple H?

Which doesn't even need to wait until he retires and nobody's over. What happens when his next injury happens, and there's STILL nobody on the roster anyone gives a fuck about?

Or if a movie company DOES take an interest in him?

It almost makes you want to pine for the days of the 80's when EVERYONE was over, or so it at least seemed.

Smackdown should go back to an 80's style using loads of outrageous 'cartooned up' gimmicks. It's the only thing that can save them now.

Long John Cena the pirate,
Booker Shango the Voodoo Master,
Rey Mysterio the evil clown,
Rikishi the sumo wrestler,
JBL the foreign army leader,
Rene Dupree the mountie
RVD the escaped convict in Orange 'Prison wear'

I hope it happens soon.

Don't forget Charlie Haas the viking and Rockabilly.

HB Cade could move to Smackdown aswell. :love:

Victoria as a nurse, Trish as an Air Hostess, Torrie as a secretary. Damn outrageous gimmicks would be cool.

In case of a water landing, my chest doubles as a floatation device.

AM I the only one who wants to see Chavo come to the ring with a poncho, a sombrero and a half-chewed cigar?

You forgot one thing. Triple H was Mr. America.

LOL @ the Spiderman ref

Doesn't Rene already ride Fifi because he's French? :shifty:

HHH also killed Pepper, was the fake Undertaker and spent all of ECW's money. :shifty:

But yeah, 80's gimmicks would kick ass. As for the comment about Chavo...three words: The Guerrero Bandito. It could work. Wacky antics would indeed ensue.

Also, :y: Spiderman reference. Nice.

LOL!

I think HHH also Instigated Austin being run down. :shifty:

Triple H is katie vick