Smackdown in Providence (Spoiler)
 

In two weeks, Smackdown comes to Providence, Rhode Island. We bought third row seats, and I can't wait for the cage match. I haven't seen a cage match since I was, like, 10 (15 years ago). Any ideas for signs that night?

AssMan

Obviously "CyNick Rules" is always popular.

A JBL sign like a Stock Chart, crashing thorugh the bottom. That might actually get on TV.

"JBL: You're FIRED!!!!!!!!"

"JBL Fears the Allies"

"Poland Fears JBL"

"Jews Fear JBL"

"Internet + JBL = True Love"

"Ric Flair is a Fag" (I know he's on RAW, but its worth saying)

"Frog Splash Form the Top of the Cage"

"Vince Pays Kenzo Money.....ahahahahaha"

"Eugene Told Vince Not To Sign Kenzo"

"Eddie Deserves Better"

"Hey Nunzio, Size 18 Right Here"

Hey thanks! Those are great, and I may actually use a couple. The problem is, I'm afraid some fat security guard will take it away when I get there. Are they still checking signs before you bring them in the arena?

I think they check some of them at the door.

Like most of the JBL stuff would get taken away as soon as someone sees them.

Put a few signs inside a bag, he probably won't look in and if he does he won't waste time shuffling around through them.

Yup... waste a few on "Latino Heat rules" and sh*t like that and put the good ones inbetween the crappy ones.

Doesn't matter Smackdown is pre-recorded they won't show: "Jews Fear JBL"

during the cage match:

SEAN O'HAIRE ESCAPED THIS VERY CAGE!!