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KingofOldSchool 07-02-2004 09:29 PM

Torrie = A REAL American? Hahahahaha.
 
From the WWE.com poll....

Quote:

Happy 4th of July weekend. Which WWE Superstar best exemplifies what America is?

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Kurt Angle 20.24 %
JBL 7.17 %
Sgt. Slaughter 26.35 %
The Hurricane 13.26 %
Torrie Wilson 32.95 %

Total Votes: 29228

Well I guess that'd be true if most American's were bimbo's who can't act or wrestle to save their life. Not to mention the fact that her best talents are A.) Getting naked and B.) Throwing up after meals.

KingofOldSchool 07-02-2004 09:32 PM

Overall I guess America is...

1. Plastic
2. Anorexic
3. Untalented
4. Ditzy
5. Stuck with Billy Kidman

I <3 Negros 07-02-2004 10:15 PM

We all know what Torrie is, but what about Slaughter a man who turned on us during the Gulf War.

Nowhere Man 07-02-2004 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool
Overall I guess America is...

1. Plastic
2. Anorexic
3. Untalented
4. Ditzy
5. Stuck with Billy Kidman

Well, now I see why so many people hate us.

FourFifty 07-03-2004 12:27 AM

<font color=cyan>As an American I believe the only thing I like about this country is <font color=green>Amercian Money.</font>

#1-norm-fan 07-03-2004 04:51 AM

lol. Lamest poll ever....

However, I won't go into insulting Torrie just because I will never have a chance to bang her and am therefore bitter. :o

Corkscrewed 07-03-2004 04:18 PM

wow, if it's fixed, WWE = idiots.

if it's not, wrestling marks = idiots.

Lose-Lose either way. :-\

The Naitch 07-03-2004 05:52 PM

King of old school, shut the fuck up. Torrie would probably make you tap.

The Naitch 07-03-2004 05:52 PM

and don't be bitter

I-Hate-You 07-03-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan
lol. Lamest poll ever....

However, I won't go into insulting Torrie just because I will never have a chance to bang her and am therefore bitter. :o

She's only had sex with nine guys.

Edge 07-03-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I-Hate-You
She's only had sex with nine guys.

Billy Gunn and Bob Holly count as nine?

I-Hate-You 07-03-2004 06:41 PM

BTW, why is The Hurricane in that poll?

The Naitch 07-03-2004 06:45 PM

Probably because of the large comic book geek demographic that America has

KingofOldSchool 07-03-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Naitch
King of old school, shut the fuck up. Torrie would probably make you tap.


I'll I'd have to do is either...

1.) Light her on fire and watch the plastic melt.

2) Poke her tits with a needle

3) Force her to eat

One of those three things hold the key to beating Torrie Wilson. :naughty:

#1-norm-fan 07-03-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edge
Billy Gunn and Bob Holly count as nine?

lol. What does that even MEAN?

Edge 07-03-2004 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan
lol. What does that even MEAN?

Someone said she had sex with nine guys. Shes only had sex with Bob Holly and Billy Gunn.

Edge 07-03-2004 10:02 PM

You know your drunk when you find Uncle Sam hot.

#1-norm-fan 07-03-2004 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edge
Someone said she had sex with nine guys. Shes only had sex with Bob Holly and Billy Gunn.

If that's the case, Billy Kidman has the worst case of blue balls ever.

asphyXy 07-03-2004 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I-Hate-You
BTW, why is The Hurricane in that poll?


The Mackem 07-04-2004 03:09 PM

Cos he's a good guy and Americans are good?

Mayo 07-04-2004 03:12 PM

I still find Torrie hot as hell. Sure, shes dumber than nails, and she couldn't act or wrestle if her life depended on it, but I'd definitely raise my flag for her :p


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