Err

Or I'll bow em for you!

Best Mooninite quotes:

Inignot: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.
[Pause]
Err: Thousand.
Inignot: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it.
Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.
Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.

Inignot: This pornography is infinitely excellent.

Inignot: Our god is a god of vengeance. A god of hate.
Err: A god of action.
Inignot: Our god is an Indian who can turn into a wolf and...
Err: Dude, that's Wolfen.
Inignot: Yes, well Wolfen will come after you, with his razor.

Meatwad: Where's my whiskey? I'm 'bout to get tore up!
Inignot: We shall acquire some whiskey on the way to the mall.
Err: And then you can get tore up.
Inignot: And pass out in the hot sun.
Meatwad: Them's my boys!

Inignot: Your roommate is a nerd.
Err: Yes, on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks.

Inignot: Pick up that stereo and sink it deep within your body.
Meatwad: But then that would be stealing.
Err: Not if you need it, and you need it.

[looking at porn]
Err: Oh man, you gotta check this out.
Meatwad: Oh yeah baby, that's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight 6?
Err: I think I have a straight 6.
Inignot: Ooooo. Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless.

Frylock: What happened to Meatwad?
Err: He got busted man.
Inignot: For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area.

Inignot: On the moon, the weekend has advanced beyond your wildest dreams. Weekends now take up the entire week, and jobs have been phased out accordingly.
Err: We get checks from the government. And we use them to buy beer.

Meatwad: Hey you guys, did you say that it would be easy to get whatever I want, like a ten speed, because that's what I really want.
Inignot: Getting it is easy. Filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not.
Err: Yeah, see, those dogs, they can smell ANYTHING. So you gotta kick 'em in the throat.
Meatwad: Well hey now, guys, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here... but I would kill somebody... in front of their own mama... to get a ten speed. And if any witnesses testify against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

Inignot: Come on, Meatman. Let's go break the law to fulfill your primitive needs.
Meatwad: Well, I don't think so. Last time you were here you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and you made me moon Boy Scout Troop No. 324.
Err: Ha ha, ha ha! We did!
Inignot: Well... this time we won't.
Meatwad: Okay, cool. Let me just get my keys.

Inignot: The innocent shall suffer - big time.

Ignignot: Just say here, and by here we mean "Here I am, rock you like a hurricane."
Err: You do has the Scorpions have before you!

Inignot: Where shall I drape this wet, primitive Earth towel?

Carl: Hey guys! What are you doing in my house... without my permission?
Inignot: We're here to steal your pornography, and sodomize our vast imaginations.

Err: We smoke while we flip the bird.

Err: Ya all have any eggs?
Shake: I don't know guys. Lemme check.
Err: 'Cause I'm totally gonna mess someone's house up!
Inignot: Yes, eggs or pot... Either one.
Meatwad: Hey, a, Frylock, do we have any pot?
Frylock: No, we don't! Marijuana is illegal.
Err: What about Nitrous, man?
Inignot: Shut up, Err.

Inignot: [flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.

Master Shake: [emerges from Carl's pool and gasps for breath] Twenty seconds! It's a new world record!
Inignot: [emerges from Carl's pool] Twenty-three seconds.
Err: That is the new moon record!
Inignot: Then it shall be so.
Err: Now and forever.

I love the Mooninites.