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Loose Cannon 07-10-2004 02:49 AM

The Loose Report: VOL 2 (Spoiler Warning)
 
Hello and thanks for checking out the Loose Reprt again for all your latest Wrestling News and Rumors. Just a quick note before getting to the news: Be warned that the following news and rumors might contain some spoilers, so read at your risk. Okay, let's get to the good stuff



This Sunday, WWE presents Vengeance, an exclusive Raw brand PPV. Five matches have already been announced for the show while more are expected to be added during Sunday Night Heat. Sources claim that when asked what are some of the other possible matches we can expect come Sunday, a Raw Writing Team Member responded, "PPV? Sunday? Oh Crap........!"



On the flip side of things, Smackdown's Paul Londan and Billy Kidman won the WWE World Tag Team Titles this past week on Smackdown. Sources say the decision to put the Titles on the tag team came Monday afternoon by none other then Stepehnie McMahon. In an unrelated story, Stephenie was said to have had her garden fertilized and replenished over the weekend. The job included some tools, a few glasses of wine and two WWE Crusierweights.




Staying with Smackdown, apparently Kevin Ferig, better known to all of you as Mordecai, has been sent back down to OVW for additional training. Sources claim that the character of Mordecai had been scrapped due to a very poor crowd reaction. Contrary to belief, Titan Towers has no future plans of scrapping just about half of the entire WWE roster.



In some Ric Flair news, I hear his book is quite a seller right now on the market. Sources Claim that even Mick Foley was said to have bought a whole bunch of copies for freinds, family and even for himself over the weekend. In a related story, the annual Foley Family Bonfire was said to have been styling and profyling just a bit more then usual this year.


In some TNA news, apparently Kid Kash has asked for his release after having an argument with management about not being paid enough money. Sources claim Kash has stated that he has a six figure deal on the table from the WWE. Now, let's just take a look at Kash's bio for a minute:

Height: 5'9-Check
Weight: 202-Check
WWE Homegrown Talent: No-Check
Class: Crusierweight: Check.

In other news, the spot for jobbing to Hardcore Holly on Velocity has just been filled.


In other TNA news, Dennis Rodman was paid by TNA to appear at the Impact taping last week. Sources claim Rodman turned down many ideas that were presented to him by TNA management and in the end it was decided that he would come out and sit in the front row during a TNA match on Impact. Apparently, TNA hasn't seen a little film entitled "WCW 2000" yet.



In a strange piece of WWE news, apparently, the Katie Vick cheerleader outfit, used in the famous skit on Raw, is being auctioned off on WWE's Auction Site. The outift has also been autographed by The Game himself, HHH. Sources claim that this outfit wasn't originally suppossed to be auctioned off, but was being saved for a future WWE storyline. In other news, Chris Jericho apparently got that "No jobbing to Dead Cheerleaders" clause put in his contract at just the right time.



Lastly, Raw is War started off with a game of musical chairs this week with the winner getting at shot at a Title. Sources Claim that, while viewers didn't know this at the time, they were being treated to what normally takes place during the 10 minute Smackdown Booking Meeting.


Well, that's all for this week in the Loose Report. Stay Tuned next Friday for another addition.


----Raven Spotted at the beach with Taz: Possible WWE/TNA INVASION STORYLINE: CLICK HERE

c4g2 07-10-2004 03:34 AM

I love this column. Keep up the good work LC :D

GARAGExBANDxGEEK 07-10-2004 04:00 AM

lol kid kash is not going to do shit in the wwe. Mabye win the title lose it then job til is contract is up and no one once to deal with him.

Hired Hitman 07-10-2004 08:35 AM

Very Entertaining read, Had me hooked. I love the little "fake-ad" at the end, it's a slap in the face of those other Wrestling reporters (and they F'N Deserve it!)

The Loosest column in town!

Hired Hitman 07-10-2004 08:36 AM

kid kash? I thought that said "Kevin Nash" :o

LK 07-10-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by c4g2
I love this column. Keep up the good work LC :D

Favre4Ever 07-10-2004 04:17 PM

Ye-ha!!!! (Reps LC)

The One 07-10-2004 04:52 PM

:y: A favor for you good sir! ;)

Xero 07-10-2004 05:17 PM

LMAO! :rofl:

Corndad 07-10-2004 06:13 PM

Very Entertaining read... :lol:

MVP 07-10-2004 08:02 PM

LOL LC that is fucking gold. :y:

Innovator 07-10-2004 08:12 PM

WHAMMY!

Loose Cannon 07-10-2004 09:06 PM

Thanks for the feedback guys. :D

Shadow 07-10-2004 09:42 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Loose Cannon again.

loopydate 07-10-2004 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
This Sunday, WWE presents Vengeance, an exclusive Raw brand PPV. Five matches have already been announced for the show while more are expected to be added during Sunday Night Heat. Sources claim that when asked what are some of the other possible matches we can expect come Sunday, a Raw Writing Team Member responded, "PPV? Sunday? Oh Crap........!"

LOL. Brilliant.

I, too, must spread reputation.

Chuck Jones 07-11-2004 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loose Cannon


In some Ric Flair news, I hear his book is quite a seller right now on the market. Sources Claim that even Mick Foley was said to have bought a whole bunch of copies for freinds, family and even for himself over the weekend. In a related story, the annual Foley Family Bonfire was said to have been styling and profyling just a bit more then usual this year.



Lastly, Raw is War started off with a game of musical chairs this week with the winner getting at shot at a Title. Sources Claim that, while viewers didn't know this at the time, they were being treated to what normally takes place during the 10 minute Smackdown Booking Meeting.


Well, that's all for this week in the Loose Report. Stay Tuned next Friday for another addition.


----Raven Spotted at the beach with Taz: Possible WWE/TNA INVASION STORYLINE: CLICK HERE


:rofl:

Tornado 07-11-2004 07:57 PM

LOL, great stuff as usual LC...:y:

Heyman 07-11-2004 09:18 PM

TLK! TLK! TLK! TLK!
 
That's my fellow TLK member! :cool:

Nice work. Easy to read, and fairly funny.

Did Mordecai really get sent down? Oh well.

If he comes back, I hope he keeps his gimmick. I don't think his crowd reactions were that bad. People may not have cheered or booed the gimmick too much, but I think they were defiitely intrigued.

RemyRed 07-12-2004 01:18 AM

Great column, like the weekend update on SNL except that its about wrestling and its funny. Looking foward to reading the next one on Friday.

Savio 07-12-2004 01:35 AM

...and from the tpww front page:
McMahon Wants Heart

Vince is trying to make himself young again and is on the top of the recieving list of donors.

Nowhere Man 07-12-2004 01:44 AM

You must spread yadda yadda yadda...

Corkscrewed 07-12-2004 04:09 PM

Buahahahaha!!! Nice jorb Mr. NewMod!!! :rofl:

natureboycv 07-12-2004 04:42 PM

<font color=8307ff><b>LOL

Good stuff

:y:</font></b>

Heyman 07-12-2004 04:44 PM

You must spread some HIV around before giving it to Loose Cannon again. :-\

Mayo 07-12-2004 06:40 PM

Awesome stuff as usual, LC. I was laughing quite a bit at the Foley bonfire stylin' and profilin'. Can't wait for volume 3! :D

Cruiserweight 3:16 07-12-2004 07:22 PM

Good stuff LC


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