| tucsonspeed6 |
07-20-2004 02:39 PM |
My dad's a dumbass. He tries to point out inconsistancies, and he may catch one good one every so often, but then he starts thinking he's an expert at it and the entire night I have to listen to "Those punches didn't hurt him!!!"....and I want to say, "Oh, I never noticed. I'm kinda high right now since I just got back from smoking some pot out back and I have a hard time catching these things, dad." which wouldn't be true, but I'd still like to convey that "I hate you" feeling. Perhaps I'll write a song about it and have my buddies start learning to surf, and we can all sing in unison while we dance and we'll make money off of the "I hate you, dad, because you don't realize that William Regal doesn't actually want to hurt HHH in real life because if he did, HHH would have his ass fired." album. Sure, I know what you're all thinking, "This guy is a dumbass!" but at least I have a basic understanding of spelling and grammar, so it's not like I need to defend myself here. To tell you the truth, I just wanted to clog all of this information into one really long paragraph so the average dislexic will get frustrated at first sight of this monster and say, "Hey! Youzors didn't hit ther Entr key!" at which time I would respond, "And youzers didnt read the post!" and then I'd probably get bad repped. I don't think this is bad enough to be a banable offense, but if it is, I'll add something intelligent on the end, in a completely new paragraph mind you, to make this post legitimate. Though, I do think that it started out to be legit, it just went somewhere else. But it's not being a troll, is it? It's an easily ignorable post that some may find entertaining....well, maybe those who ass rape sheep that is. Hell, I'm not even entertained anymore. I find myself asking...myself, "should I do this? Can't I just delete it?" and the response I always get is "No. You've typed too much. Erasing it would be a waste of ten minutes of your life."
So, in conclusion, you can see that because Triple H has the decency to give up his position at the top of the heap that he isn't satan. In fact, a statement from somebody's father about them liking HHH, though seemingly dated, isn't quite as outrageous as it once was. This is the man who chose to tap out to a submission move rather than a cheap pinfall...and he's smart enough that he knew the fans would never let it die. Perhaps he realized everyone hated him, and not in the good way like we hate Kurt Angle, but a serious way that lost the company many faithful viewers. So give your dad a pat on the back next time and tell him to keep up with the times.
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