So There I Am, Minding My Own Business When...
 

<font color=white>... I over hear a few guys having a conversation. There's the regular 'Austin's the best', 'Nah, Brock's the bomb' etc etc. Then a female voice enters the conversation, banging on, 'wrestling is fake and pathetic' and people who watch are 'sad acts'.

A mini-discussion then takes over about how genuine wrestling really is. The comment that ended the conversation? The weird looking one of the bunch of the group pipes up 'Nah, all wrestling is fake except for the no bars hold (and that's not a typo or spelling mistake) matches. They're real'!

Genius!</font>

Okay... well, most people don't know better, remember?

:'(

The Garbeage cans aren't made out of Tin-foil?

Santas not real?

please tell me the Ghostbusters are real though..please.

**Pats KK on the head**

"Of course dear....now go to sleep."

How about Curious George and the Electric Fence??

Once upon of time, there was a great wrestler warrior who defeated all in his path and stomped all over them. His name was Triple H.

The End.

I know the perfect bedtime story for Kane Knight...Bi-Curious George

I heard that one, but it some some chick with a Urinary Tract Infection...

That made me remember some Ren and Stimpy, those guys were funny.

"Don't whizz on the electric fence."

People do tend to bitch about things they have no idea about, I guess multi million dollar buisness's are stupid?

never eat this

Kiss your ass goodbye.

British Public Toilets :D

You're one to talk, faggity andy. :p

Natch.

thats' when you're supposed to ask the person what they enjoy watching, and then tell them that's fake as well (as long as it's not a proffesional sport outside of wrestling)

NAW, MAN, EVERYTHING BUT THE WWE IS REAL, YO.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.