10 Things to Make Somone Watch Smackdown!
 

Ok I am making this thread to ask you smart people for the top 10 reasons why anyone would watch Smackdown.. Cause I sure as hell can't think of any, besides probably Eddie, and Cena. But after that I don't know..

<font color=cyan>Rene Dupree. 'nuf said.

RVD!

Torrie Wilson holds two of the best reasons :shifty:

1: New reasons to make fun of Michael Cole
2: See people with talent get pushed
3: You thought it was gay porno (Goldbird :nono: )
4: See the giant fist.
5: John Cena poop jokes.
6: JBL getting attacked by a mexican jew :shifty:
7: You need to get some sleep, but are out of NyQuil
8: Wait for Miss Jackie to "slip out"
9: Laugh at the horrible editing
10: Did i say make fun of michael cole?

I did this a few months back, It resulted in my rep sheet saying Lets do it bitches all the way down :mad:

*gets thumbs ready*

ROB VAN DAM

*SPOILERS BELOW FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN SMACKDOWN YET*

1) The cruiserweights
2) Rob.
3) Van.
4) Dam.
5) Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle
6) To see if Dupree is finally going to break through the front of his tights (for the lady folk)
7) Not every segment is predictable
8) Billy Kidman and Paul London
9) A General Manager who thugs 'n' bugs
10) Booker T finally holding WWE gold

Yes...The...Ladies...:shifty:

I'm not the only one who's noticed that, right?

I mean, the dude gets seriously excited during his matches. He could put someone's eye out with that thing.

so THATS why my girly knows his name and none of the other wrestler's...I was wondering.

LOL @ the Storm/Dupree comments.

Here are my reasons to watch SmackDown (SPOILERS!)

1. Things happen here, that you won't see on RAW ever.
2. The cruiserweight division (it's no X-Division, or WCW Cruiser action, but...)
3. Eddie Guerrero, the new Champion of The People
4. KURT ANGLE!!
5. John Cena (and his poop jokes)
6. Kidman and London as tag champs (before they end up losin' them!)
7. Wrestlers whose characters don't seem -too- forced
8. Booker T, The Heel
9. Teddy Long, the new GM
10. Heck, the US Title division...best thing they've got going

and one more for the road...

Rob.
Van.
Dam.

The only place you'll see him on TV!

The 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION BOOKA T!!!!

<font color=cyan>Okay, here are my serious 10 reasons... in no real order.

1. Rene Dupree is great behind the mic, he's good at getting heat, and is good wrestler.
2. JBL <i>*shivers*</i> is funny as hell behind the mic. I still want his promo from last week on my computer!
3. Vince seems to be on SmackDown more often than Raw.
4. The CWs are cool.
5. Rico!!!! That dude is just FUN to watch!
6. RVD and The Dudley Boyz... Then again I'm a mark for most former ECW stars.
7. Undertaker... As long as they don't over use him, he'll be cool as hell, and a credible champ.
8. Raw Rebound
9. The gimmicks seem more real than the gimmicks on Raw.
10. It's half an hour after "Good Eats" on Food Network (good time to make a snack)

Triple H never goes over on Smackdown.

but seriously... they need to go



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Matches like SD!'s main event this week. I creamed myself to see Billy Gunn, Luther Reigns, Kenzo Suzuki, Rob Van Dam and Charlie Haas come off looking good.