Going to see a Smackdown House Show on Monday...
 

Here is the current card...

WWE
Presents
Smackdown! - LIVE
3 World Titles will be on the line!
Scheduled to appear:
NO DQ – 1 FALL TO A FINISH FOR THE WWE TITLE
The Undertaker vs. John ‘Bradshaw’ Layfield

John Cena vs. Kurt Angle

Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam

WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Billy Kidman & Paul London vs. The Dudleys

WWE CRUISER WEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Spike Dudley vs. Jamie Noble vs. Rey Mysterio

MISS SMACKDOWN! BEST BODY CONTEST
Torrie Wilson vs. Sable vs. Miss Jackie

Charlie Haas vs. Luther Reigns
Orlando Jordan vs. Kenzo Suzuki (w/ Hiroko)
Johnny "the Bull" Stambolli vs. John Heidenreich
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I think I'm going to go dressed like JBL. :cool:

No go dressed like John Heidenreich

HIIIIIII DENNNNN REICHHHH

I dunno, at least I know how to not botch an electric chair. :nono:

Once you get through the first two matches on the show, you'll be in for a decent night of wrestling.

But seriously, consider buying food, getting merch or taking a dump, whatever you have to do to avoid those first two matches.