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08-09-2004 02:16 PM |
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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon
Look, it's simple
1) Matt needs surgery
2) There doing an angle where Lita might have to marry Kane.
Kane wins.
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You see, this has happened to me before too...I know that the result will be that Kane will marry the milf and all, but that doesn't necessarily mean that kane will win. Matt might win, and they'll have an altar off to the side to do the marrage, and sweaty Matt Hardy walks up there with blood running down his head from a blade job he did during the match, and Kane chokeslams him through the altar and Kane forces Lita to say the vows. Three weeks pass and Matt comes back from his "career ending injury" and reveals that he had Lita sign a prenuptual agreement stating that once the match was finished and Matt was declared the winner, she was legally married to Matt, and the ceremony was just for show. Then Kane gets mad and burns Lita's face and she goes away for a long time. She comes back, says she had the baby, storyline's long forgotten...baby goes to bed.
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