Worst lyric you can think of
 

You can here my poop a block away
bitch be yellin let me ride like they snoop or Dr. dre
~Fabolous

what the fuck

he says coupe not poop you retard

ahahaha

that song is so god awful but its incredibly catchy

"I can flow like pee comin' out your know what, or some dookie diahhrea comin out yo butt."
- Shaquille O'Neal

LOL@Shaq

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RHCP have some pretty terrible lyrics

I think Des'ree "Life" takes the cake as far as shit lyrics go....

"I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"

"Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care"

I can go on all day with Shaq, but the dookie diahhrea line reigns supreme.

"I dribble around like basketballums, people call me ET. What's that Shaq Man? Extra Tallums."

"Ali Ali Ali Baba, go tell your pops and your mama, that Shaq is the man, period, comma."

"Knick Knack, Shaq Attack, give a dog a bone."

"I'm NOT A NICE PERSON!"

DMX

"Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny."

Or whatever the hell it is.

FakeRazor, Shaq is the man tho. :'(

:rofl:

"Informer, You know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me stab someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down." - "Informer" by Snow

Do the shake and vac
And put the freshness back

Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
- 'Slob On My Knob' by Three 6 Mafia or one of their aliases

Its wack as hell mainly because I dont know a single person who slobs on corn on the cob.

"Whats Ya Name, Whats Ya Number, I Would Like To Get To Know You"
Whats your number
-Cypress Hill

the rest of the song is fine, but the chorus is just random

Billys Jeans are in my locker
~Michael Jackson
Ok I know its not that

"I'm just kidding like Jason" - Nelly, "Hot In Herre"
"My lifestyle determines my deathstyle" - Metallica, "Frantic" (I think)
"I'm madly in anger with you" - Metallica, "St. Anger"
"I get so much ass you can call me an astronaut" - Dr. Dre, "Let Me Ride" or "Keep Their Heads Ringin'"

lol that's pretty good, actually.

Lotus and I decided that the Nelly and Dr. Dre lines are the worst lines in the history of rap.

Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge, so yo' parents can come PUSH ME
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin a Fool" from the traps to the burbs
My filthy mouth, it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth back
I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make government officials breathe harder than Darth Vader
It's the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappin
But no pork on my fork, I don't even SPEAK pig latin
I go fishin on my lake, with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but I don't gain no weight
The numba ONE chief rocka, clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more SHOOK than maracas
But my +Trix+ ain't for kids, if you +Dig'um+ you'll get +Smacked+
I'll clock ya - I'll spring forward, you fall back
Every album that I drop has got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller, y'all fools is +Crank Yankers+
{*phone rings*} Ain't a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, Maine
Now I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastas
For a hefty fee, I'm +On Your Record+ like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em I want a full court press (OW!)
So momma toast your glass while I'm countin my cash
Cause every single is a smash, I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in +The Wash+
From yo' car to a crap game, no one rolls wit'chu
One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why your record ain't spinnin
I'm in the strip club smokin, with President Clinton
So stand clear of the long sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when I hit from the back
Not to mention my refridgerator's taller than Shaq (YUH)
So yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yo
If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck up than tampons
So wash all ya sins away and stop playin
If God's line is busy you might have to two-way him
Then catch me in your backyard, playin croquet
And when I'm drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"
Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Got seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people (OW!)
But my album's out the store, yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot, so y'all keep to yourself
Cause these women want a man that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
All that shit that y'all talkin, y'all can pop it to them
Cause Ludacris'll beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I put my FOOT so deep in yo' ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellant
I'm the man, I got money far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I split dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry that I'm damn near sorry
So I'ma trade my earrings in, and get a Ferrari (WOO!)
I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald Trump
Y'all meet with HONDA, no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' life, and NO WONDER you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!

That Ludacris song isn't actually half bad for most rappers, despite the commonplace theme. Some of is clever/funny.. never heard it before tho. Better than being literal as hell throughout a song.

and then that's followed up with -

"life, oh life, oh life, oh life, doo doo doo doo, life, oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo doo doo doo" x 12

He was a Sk8er Boy
She said see you later boy

You win... or lose. :wtf:

What

Outta context that looks terrible but when you put it in with the rest of the song it isnt that bad

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
Chinese food makes me sick

- LFO

Worst lyrics of all tiem

Outta context that looks terrible but when you put it in with the rest of the song it isnt that bad

hey, sup Ace Blizz.. i think those lyrics are awesome and the band maf is the shit. i like to light one up and listen to a maf album every Once a while

thats actually one of my favorite songs

Miz is the only one who can do that type of shit and be funny with it

thats what i was gonna say

;)

Fu</>cking idiot...:|