Carmella
 

Is it just me, or is Carmella the least enthused of all of them? Everytime she's on screen, her body language says "Give me my damn check so I can stop being oggled by these hicks and go home."

Yeah shes always like that. And there is a thread after every Raw that mentions this. :|

yeah, it is really a turn off, atleast in playboy you didn't have to hear her voice :shifty:

She knows she's probably going to win, so why should she put any effort into it?

Because now she won't win hahahaha.....If christy wins then I'll be pissed.

Why isn't Tracy gone yet??? It's cuz they're afraid if she's eliminated first, people will say it's cuz she's black. :shifty:

She is definetly a Token.

Yeah, I'm with one of the above posters. Carmella's going to end up winning anyway because BAHGAWDBARBEQUESAWCESTUNNAROCKBOTTOMPLAYBOY, PLAYBOY, PLAYBOY. Who gives a rat's ass? Joy's hotter, the redhead's got more energy. I would love to be wrong on this, but I see it coming a mile away. Agh.

Well, Joy or Christy need to start flashing the crowd maybe :lol:

I can't......hold it.......anymore....!!!

*In a satanic voice* "TS6 termination mode: ON. Target: The Critic. Begin sequence now."


Ok, let's start this with the first thing that comes to my mind. That would be the blatant JR running gag that just ran itself into a brick wall about ten times three months ago. I'll quote from the book "An Idiot's guide to Running a Joke into the Ground: Second Edition." Here goes:

Secondly, might I point out that there's the slight possibility that Carmella is nervous, or perhaps shy? Of course not, silly....people on TV never get nervous about being on TV, because if they were, they wouldn't try to get on TV...DUH! That's why Mordecai looks so comfortable when he cuts a promo for millions and millions of people to see.

But no. "Joy's hotter, the redhead's got more energy." I want you to do something for me, Critic. I want you to open another internet browser, and in the address box, type in www.google.com, and do a search for "Big fake titties." SURPRISE! You'll get about 6,900,000,001 hits in .029 seconds. YOu wanna know why? I'll let JR tell you.

JR: BECAUSEBIGFAKETITTIESCOMEADIMEADOZENYOUSTUPIDSUMBITCHBARBECUESAUCESTUNNER!

Oh, and just because the redhead has more energy doesn't make her hot. It makes her fuc[/]king annoying. I'd sleep with her of course...for a one night stand...if I got to bash her brains in with a ballpeen hammer.


Oh, and one more thing......stop playing with that thing. You'll go blind.

Flame much, cap'n?

As witty and totally random as that was, it totally missed a few points, to be outlined neatly, cleanly, and with any luck, professionally below.

1. So Carmella got nervous on television...but didn't get nervous posing for Playboy? :shifty: I mean, this is a stab in the dark and all, since it could have just been good camera work to hide her shyness in the mag, or maybe there's something about the people actually being there that makes standing in a ring more unnerving than being buck naked for total strangers. I don't know.

2. Of course I'm going to do the cliche JR slurring. How else would you know it was JR? :shifty:

But that's a thought in an of itself. What did me kicking a dead horse actually have to do with this post? Wasn't that veering a bit off topic? The actual business about Carmella and the gang did seem secondary at best, but meh. First of all, I never said the redhead was hot because of her energy. Read. Breathe. Reread. I'm saying that

A.) Joy is more attractive than Carmella.
B.) The redhead has more energy than Carmella.

Totally different points adding up to the same general conclusion: Carmella's just a skinny chick who stands there. Seeing as the only thing we have to go off of is physical appearance and how they act on TV, this leaves Carmella trumped on both accounts and hence, out of the loop. Next in line to get voted off the Critic's island, so to speak. Not that it matters, since that's all just opinion on my part. I just don't see anything going for Carmella. Too skinny, too dry, etc, etc. But hey, she's Playboy. Ohoho, that makes the whole difference, right? Again, just opinion.

But hey, why let somebody have their own opinions when you can flame them for--get this--casually dropping a cliche JR impression? Holy shit, I can't believe I just typed this big of a response to defend by right to overdo a joke. I feel like I just lost a distance pissing contest.

At any rate... :y: It was a nice try. Practice being a smart ass in front of the mirror sometimes. Remember, you don't just need wit and confidence--it helps to make an actual point. Thanks, and good day.

:drool:

The reason she doesnt seem that all enthusiastic is because she knows she is gonna win. Listen to the crowd everytime she is mentioned. They all cheer and listen to how most of the people talk about her on the board here. Everyone wants her to win. Well you know what I hope she loses. I hope she gets eliminated very soon. Yes she is hot but there are a bunch more on the diva search that are just as hot. And we havnt seen them naked yet. It gives us something to look forward to when they become a raw diva.

:drool:

A WRESTLING forum discussing who and who shouldn't win a T&A contest...let me add this to my list or reasons to die.

The entire program is a joke, and considering how much Fit Finly and some of the women in WWE have worked to break the stereotype that all the women wrestlers are just Tits and Ass, I am ashamed to even watch RAW during these segments as they are nothing more then a little ratings pop...well Vince if you want ratings for sex, buy some stock in Playboy TV, and why don't you go back to what made your company enjoyable in the first place, professional wrestling.

It's pretty obvious that no one else cares about this contest either... except when Carmella struts her stuff. But literally no one else gets any reaction, even from the casual fans.

Oh well. And to think: they could be using the time to build up a new star. :nono:

I don't give a poop about the Raw diva contest. It's annoying, and taking away from actual wrestling.

just think, it'll be back to normal in 7 more weeks, just seven weeks.

Looks like Bobbi Jo from Tough Enough picked the wrong show to try out on. I wonder if she even bothered to try out for this Diva Search.

I still like Maria, Carmellla, and Joy the best. But it is true that Carmella is just easing through this, not putting in any effort.

carmella's the only decent looking one out of the whole bunch

They all suck. Every last one of them.

If no one cares about it why are there still being threads made about it. We shouldn't bring it up.

Joy and Amy are more attractive and seem to have personalities, a trait Carmella seems to lack.

*Sniffs the air* I smell a feud coming on

YOu think that's flaming? Geez buddy...look in the mirror sometime. :shifty:

Of course it was random. It's an opinion other than your own.

Ever do a speech or a presentation before? ...didn't think so. They don't usually make you do those types of things at clown college. If you have trouble noticing, magazines don't usually have a lot of action in them. You don't get to see much personality there. The girl just stands there and smiles. Ironically enough, on TV Carmella does exactly the same thing...stands there and smiles. She has trouble talking or doing the stupid crap that the WWE wants her to do. My point here is that it's easy to smile for a picture, but it's completely different to do it in the middle of a huge stadium packed full of people. Anyone who reads this and has trouble doing speeches knows this, because surely they've posted on this site before, and they know that there has to be well over a hundred people who read their opinions. Yet they still have problems speaking in front of a dozen or so people. Somebody back me up on this.


To avoid anymore confusion about my posts being "random" and without any real point, I'll drop in a theme here. Today, my post's theme will be about hypocracy. I'll get to that later of course, I just want to mention that you did infact say that you were wrong in overkilling the JR joke. It's nothing against you, friend, just a defensive thing you see.

To say that Joy is more attractive than Carmella is totally fine....but your entire post was about how everyone was voting for Carmella because she was in playboy, and that she didn't have any personality. YOu see, this is where the hypocracy comes in, and it was the point of my last post that you didn't quite catch (maybe JR said it a little too quickly) which was that you were defending Joy simply because she's hotter. You see, for a critic, you sure hold a lot of double standards. Carmella must have a truckload of personality to escape her Playboy background, while Joy can just shake her saline bags and win your heart. Excuse me while I say " :wtf: "

And the redhead having more energy? Do you think "energy" is worthy of winning the competition? My god, man, weren't you the one who was just making fun of JR's overly energetic style of commentating? Hypocracy! Hypocracy and shenanigans! Ok, well not shenanigans, but deffinately hypocracy. I think you can understand that POINT enough, because it is a POINT and I didn't want this post to seem as though it wasn't full of points.

Totally different points adding up to the same general conclusion: Joy's just a chick whose daddy bought her some fake tits for her sweet 16 birthday and the redhead's just another example of somebody who needs riddelin. Seeing as how the only thing we have to go off of is physical appearance and how they act on TV, we can assume that the WWE needs yet another saline packing bitch to fill a void that pretty much doesn't exist. Etc etc...blah blah blah...Too fake, too annoying, etc, etc. But hey, she's got tig ol' bitties. Ohoho, that makes the whole difference right? Again, just an opinion.

Fixed :y:

Casually dropping a cliche JR impression is about as annoying as the redhead. Newbies pull stupid crap like that. Hence, why I picked you out personally rather than posting towards a general audience. It's not something that you should have taken personally. Hell, I've been picked apart before because I defended the WWE's choice of persuing their right to use Eugene's character. (To those of you who said you were sickened to the point that you would never again watch WWE programming....you know who you are.) But please please PLEASE don't lecture me about your right to an opinion while using hypocritical points. We're not children here, and we're not fighting over a jumprope. Honestly, I could give a shit less who wins the damn competion, but I'm damn certain about who I want to lose.

Joy: Meh....I'm just tired of hearing "Oh! Carmella's gonna win and my life will be over because the people don't see Joy's huge tits! All they see is a girl who was naked in a national publication! That's all they care about! They're so shallow! My life is over!

Redhead what's her name: Good god, anyone who votes for this chick must be screwed up in the head just like she is. I'll take boring over annoying anyday.

So like I said, Critic, your opinions are worthy of defending, but only with a worthy defense. So if you're gonna be sickened to the point of never watching WWE programming ever again if Carmella wins, go ahead. It's nothing I haven't heard before.


(BTW, some of the more observant readers may notice that I was hypocritical myself about how I said I was sure of who I didn't want to win, yet I finished my post by pointing out how other readers have mentioned that they will be very upset if Carmella wins. It's all just a test to see if you're paying attention. I warned each of you now...next time you're on your own.)

I think you both need to calm down. You're fighting about who should win a T&A contest, wasting precious time of your lives to do so. Every time you acknowledge each other mindless dribble, you just make yourselves look foolish to everybody else who has to scroll down through your pointless words to read the rest of the forum. Please, save us all a headache, and stop this nonsense. You're both smart people, I think you know enough to realize when you're beating a dead horse.

I've already good repped the guy. You're right in saying that he's a smart fella. But dammit, I've got an image to uphold here.

Lol, as amusing as I'm sure it was, I didn't even read half of that post... :rofl: I can think of alot better things to get into a national debate about.

Edit: Geez, the way a few people are talking, you'd think we just killed each other's parents or something.

To quote a genius and a national treasure:

LOL, i am beginning to like tucsonspeed6 :y: