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:wtf: only 17 pics… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/01.jpg> <b>JBL:</b> It’s nice to meet you son. <b>Hogan:</b> No! You’re supposed to shake my hand, brother!!?!?! <b>JBL:</b> No way! You’re stinky! <b>Hogan:</b> Hey! I washed up before I came here! <font size=1>(insert rim shot here)</font size> <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg> We know he’s f***ing the title’s credibility, but this is going too far!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg> And off camera Sean O’Haire, Billy Gunn, Hardcore Holly, RVD and Rene Dupree are all laughing, knowing how this push will end. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg> Tony Danza moves at the speed of light to save the day! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg> When I told the Dudley Boyz that somebody told me that she had a boyfriend who looks a girlfriend of February of last year, I didn’t expect them to bring him out. <font size=1>*reps for the reference*</font size> <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg> If you were Kurt, you’d be pissed too if someone just put their hands on your new suit after they were having a cheeto feast. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg> Nunzio does his best impression of the Federal Bureau of Investigation <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg> JBL vehemently denied the cheese cutting, opting to point out an alternative culprit. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg> <b>Undertaker:</b> Am I champ yet? <b>Vince:</b> Not yet. <b>Undertaker:</b> Am I champ yet? <b>Vince:</b> No. <b>Undertaker:</b> Am I champ yet? <b>Vince:</b> I said no! <b>Undertaker:</b> Am I champ yet? <b>Vince:</b> You’ll be champ when you become champ! Now don’t make me turn this push around on you! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg> <b>Kurt:</b> That’s right Eddie, I killed Old Yeller! <b>Eddie:</b> No Holmes… he was faking it… My daddy said he was faking it! Don’t lie to me like that! <b>Kurt:</b> I killed him DEAD! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg> <b>Eddie:</b> I’ll bet you one Canadian dollar that I can get in the sack with Dawn Marie faster than you can get in the sack with Torrie! <b>Kurt:</b> Oh, you’re on! <b>Vince:</b> We’ll I’ll bet the both of you one American dollar that the fans won’t recognize this! Yes Vince, you’re a freaking genius! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg> “What do you mean someone stole the top of my hat?” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg> “No John, you can’t touch them! Do you have any idea how much these cost me?!?!?” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg> <b>Booker:</b> Come on Luther, we have a match! Get a little more pumped up! <b>Luther:</b> But I’ve never seen the ending of that episode of the Power Puff Girls… :-( <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg> Rene faints when he sees how high his odds are of getting a push. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg> “A’ight, lemme take a moment to break it down and give a show out to all my hommies out there! K-Dawg, you cool! DJ Solerous, keep spinning! Always FourFifty, work you your freestyle dawg! And to my bros on the east, word up! Oh, and Hi Mom!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg> Jackie botches touching her head, shoulders, knees, and toes. |
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Hogan was too old and struggled to carry his invisble talent. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg JBL: And together, WE will be the next top Black and White announce team Tazz and Cole: :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg And this is what Michael Jackson would look like if he didnt have any plastic surgery. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg The Blur makes the run in for Spike http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg Spike: Yeah! I STILL have a singles title http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg Teddy was in BIG trouble. Kurt could kick his ass now that he has an invisible forcefield surrounding his face to prevent choking http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Chavo: WTF? is he giving birth to a mini Stamboli? How the hell did that happen? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL: COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg JBL should know better not to disturb Taker when he's playing with his matchbox cars http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg Kurt: Get your OWN forcefield http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg They dont make vases like they use to http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg Cena couldnt wonder why his mystery opponent was the Smackdown fist http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg What? I bought this from Pumpkin Patch http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Booker felt lucky after last weeks super heavyweight attacks. Yokozuna tried to swanton off the rafters, but landed in the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg We can breathe a sigh of relief as someone finnaly tells us the chances of Kenzo Suzuki coming back to TV again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena: Haas only has 12 concussions left? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/17.jpg Haas: Im ON TV Again!! |
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You know the WWE is in rough shape when they need to hire Hogan to put over veteran talent. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg If Michael Jackson can go from black to white, why can't Kurt Angle go from white to black? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg RVD gets upset when management forgets it is 4:20, not 1:10 http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg Taker's reaction when Vince tells him that he isn't going to become Champ on Sunday. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg After being cut from the Vikings, Brock Lesner returns to WWE TV, as Booker T's b*tch. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena: Hi Mommy! |
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Judging the "Stars of the 80's" contest was pretty intense, but JBL had to go with the guy dressed up as Emmanuel Lewis. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg JBL: "Huh? This ISN'T a codpiece? God, I'm so embarassed!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg "... and don't forget, make Seven Up Yours!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg In a shocking swerve, Billy Kidman turns cannibal. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg While D-Von was indeed a skilled ventriloquist, his brother, Bubba, still needed to get past Step One: getting a puppet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg And in the back, we see a rare picture of the time when young Martin Luther King Jr was known as DJ Free-At-Last, delivering fresh beats to the masses. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg The WWE cruisers do a great impression of a Mexican truck driver throwing an FBI agent out the side window. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL: "I demand sombody stop this striptease NOW!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg "No, go ahead with your promo, Bradshaw. I'll just amuse myself with these pornographic playing cards." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg Kurt: "Whoa! I didn't know you could grow a five o'clock shadow!" Eddie: "Oh, no, that's cinnamon." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg WWE Presents: Battle of the World's Most Nearsighted Wrestlers http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg IMaybe it was the championship, or maybe it was his time on the Olympic team, but for some reason Darko Milicic looks different this year. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg "Eyes above this level, mister." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg "WHOA! My bad, Luther, but is that a potato in your pants, or are you happy to see me?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena: "The WWE! It's Faaaaan-tastic!" |
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JBL: How You Doin Hogan: Thats A Kid You Sicko JBL: Don't Worry This Is My New Way Of Gaining Heat. By Impersonating Michael Jackson http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg You Can Own Your Very Own Orlando Jordan Life Size Cardboard Cut Out At WWEShopzone.com For $20.00 http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg Orlando Gets Upset When Someone From The Crowd Shouts " You have No Personality" OR Orlando realises He Left The Oven On http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg The ref Turns Heel When he Chops Kidman In The Nuts http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg Hey Bubba How Many Matches Is Spike Gonna Win Cleanly?? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg Tension Rises As The GM Staredown Enters It's 5th Hour http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Chavo Gets Disqualified For Dropkicking Nunzio's Head Off http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL Gains More Heat By Calling The Undertaker A Homo http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg Undertaker Gets Advice From His Magical Pixie Pixie: Now Burn The Place Down http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg Kurt: You Have Cake On Your Lips http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg When HHH See's 2 Great Talents In the Ring He Fills The Arena With Smoke & Kills Them http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg Cena: What Do You Mean We're Not In Detroit http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg Cena Uses His Jedi Mind Powers Cena: You Need To Take Off Your Top Jackie: I Need To Take Off My Top http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Booker: ........UH OH http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg RVD Has Had So Much Weed He Is Starting To Blur http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg On A Scale Of 1-10 How Stale Am I http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/17.jpg JR In The Crowd Mistakes Haas For 'Hoss' & Gets A Snap Shot For His 'Hoss' Album |
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JBL: Hold it Taker. Didn't you tell me Sean O'Haire escaped from his cage? Taker: Yeah, why? JBL: Then, who's in his cage? Taker: Oh, that's just Mordecai |
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Hogan: Whatchu gonna pay when the Hulkster shines your shoes and irons your clothes for you?! ... I need money.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg If you were a great actor like Samuel L. Jackson and had to do WWE shows to get by, you'd cry on-air too. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Nunzio - First ever death by spin-aroonie. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL: The guy in the 23 row is a homo! UT: God,that joke is more stale than me..wait.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg Proof that maybe Kurt might need glasses. Kurt: Where are you,Eddie?! Eddie: Holmes.. Hogan shined these shoes. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpghttp://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg Luther couldn't hide the bulging stomach from Taker and Booker. They knew he took the whole cream filling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena: Crikey! There we have a wild Haas beast,tangling with his natural foe: the french poodle. Watch as they teah themselves a new one! They also tend to like it in the as-- DuPree/Haas: Shut the f$#k up, John! (In other words, worst. Boiling Points episode. ever.) |
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JBL: "What smells like washed-up?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg JBL was met with objection when he tried to rally support to repeal the 13th Amendment. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg Orlando: "WOW I'm getting a huge push, some TV time, and a new suit. I must be dreaming." Vince: "Shit he's catching on, lower the cage." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg Desperate for staff, WWE painted a referee for TV. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg The Crusierweight title lost even more credibility when Spike retained while drunk. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg Teddy: "What up yo." Kurt: "Stop talking like that you're representing all of Smackdown!" Teddy: "Word up." Kurt: "Seriously shut up...wait this is cause we're on UPN isn't it?" Teddy: "DAG yo." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg The glass ceiling wasn't bad enough; now Velocity workers had to deal with quicksand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL: "Look, a homosexual internet fan!" Taker: "I got this one." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg Taker was alarmed when 1991 made its way to the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg Kurt: "How many dirty stinkin' Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Eddie: "How many Kurt?" Kurt: "Just one to screw it in, and two to get in a knife fight." *Knife unsheaths http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg Eddie and Kurt thought they'd start with a pre-Summerslam bad breath contest. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!" Cena: "I know Jackie, can you say anything else?" Jackie: "I HAVE BOOBS!" Cena: "Damn UPN script writers." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Shaniqua's return as U.S. champion did not go well with the fans. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg Charlie Haas tried as hard as he could to stop the quicksand from taking Rene. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena refused to job to the timer, but it was too much for him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/17.jpg Vince: "What the hell, young, promising talent getting main event air time?! Charge the Velocity beam." |
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JBL botches calling The Undertaker a homo. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg> "FREAKIN' SWEET! 12 PUSHES LEFT!" <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg> That's the 10th kind of Suplex Hass has shown us today, Rene down by 9. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg> <b>Booker:</b> Ya know, I think I'll start up BookerT.com in a few days... What's with the silence... He's here, isn't he? He's right behind me... crap... <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg> Jakcie gives us two reasons why she has a contract. It's a shame she can't find a third. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg> <b>John:</b> Yo yo yo, hold up! Are you saying Vanilla Ice is NOT from the hood? <b>Sean:</b> I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know. <b>John:</b> But I didn't know that he wasn't from the hood! I thought he was stright up thuggin' and buggin'! <b>Sean:</b> :wtf: |
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It became clear that Hulk was washed up, malnourished, and desperate when he tried to start a feud with Al Gore live on TV. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg Bradshaw: "And so, ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that THIS is where'd those n****rs go." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg The first ever WWE 7Upaholics Anonymous meeting was about to commence. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg With this style of sucking blood, Paul London put Gangrel to shame. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg He may have been a little scrawny... and disheveled... and silly looking, but Hitler reincarnated was just as good at brainwashing as he was sixty years ago, as Bubba showed. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg Nunzio wasn't too fond of the fact that the Cruiserweight Snare Trap now included a decapitation feature. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg JBL: "That man looks like a cowboy! Hunter told me we can only have one wrestler who looks like something, not two!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg Taker: "Oh hell no you didn't say that! You'll be buried deeper than Bob Holly when I'm done with you!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg It was clear that neither Eddie nor Angle was anywhere close to Jericho when it came to guessing the other's lunch via his breath. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg "The U.S lost by HOW MUCH to Puerto Rico???" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg Miss Jackie wasn't too clear on the plan. Was she supposed cut the strings and pull a nipple slip, or not? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Booker T was started to regret coming out when he walked in on a KKK burning. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg Renee wasn't sure why Charlie kept him in this position, but he'd managed to kick the glass ceiling ten times now compared to Charlie's one. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg Cena was embarrassed. This was the twelfth time he'd had the naked in a match dream in two weeks! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/17.jpg It was revealed that the WWE was really enclosed in The Matrix when Charlie Haas suddenly morphed into Agent Orton in the middle of the ring. |
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Upon seeing his hated rival, Cowboy Bob Orton, walking the aisle with the WWE Title, Hogan tried feebly to pull himself out of his chair. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/02.jpg JORDAN: (thinking) Waitaminute... Wealthy wrestler in feud with top babyface introduces black sidekick? There's something very familiar about this... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/03.jpg JORDAN: (thinking) And why did Vince keep calling me "Virg?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/04.jpg Try as he might, Spike couldn't resist the horrors of Kidman's Zerbet of Death. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/05.jpg The Dudleys' nWo impression was impressive, what with Bubba Ray's "Diesel" taunt, Spike's Syxx-Pac tongue wag, and D-Von's Scott Hall "Wondering where the hell I am." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/06.jpg When the Alternate Reality Future Michael Jacksons came face-to-face, all of existence was unmade. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/07.jpg NUNZIO: I can too do a better ostrich impression than you! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/08.jpg They said all along that "Anything can happen in WWE," but no one expected Morton Downey, Jr. to return from the dead and blow smoke all over the SmackDown arena, demanding to see Roddy Piper. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/09.jpg TAKER: Dammit, Mom! Don't you ever knock! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/10.jpg KURT: That's right, Eddie. It was me who put the flesh-eating bacteria on your pillow! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/11.jpg EDDIE: And it was me who replaced your moisturizer with Rhyno's! ... Dammit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/12.jpg John shows what every basketball fan in the state of Michigan already knows. The Pistons are a lock to win the title again. (Sorry, Corky) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/13.jpg JACKIE: What do you mean, you can't see them? Jeez, I guess I'll just have to open my shirt up farther... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/14.jpg Booker froze. Was he supposed to jump before the pyro went off or after? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/15.jpg It was nice of WWE to put a running score of the USA-Puerto Rico basketball game on the bottom of the screen. Good thing Iverson hit that free throw... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/16.jpg CENA: Dammit, Mom! Don't you ever knock! BOOK: (mumble) (pop) Yeah! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/17.jpg Charlie wasn't thrilled about being forced to subject himself to the WWE bellybutton tattoo, but he said he'd do anything to get back on TV. |
you guys wanna know the funny thing? that hogan look alike works out at the YMCA where I work at. he tries to tell me every week that the WWE calls him up...its kinda funny...LOL
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