Heidenreich
 

What ever happened with that Little Jonny thing? Remember, where he'd ask a bunch of wrestlers to watch his tape because it would mean a lot to little Jonny?

HEIN-DEN-REICH IS GOING TO BE WWE CHAMPION. Little johnny i think was his penis.

It got scrapped like many angles that WWE just forgets about when they aren't working.

LOL. Might explained why Hurricane looked shocked when he whispered who little jonny was into his ear.

Either that, or a dildo... I always imagined that Little Johnny would be a midget dressed as a dildo...

* Spoilers *
 

dont know how important or not but i guess tonight Heidenreich is sopposed to debut tonight on Smackdown with Paul Heyman...

Heidenreich.

Hei-den-reich.

Hei. Den. Reich.

Um... didn't Heyman allude to the fact that he'd be doing something at Summerslam? Boy, they totally forgot about that one didn't they?

Taker vetoed it. He doesn't want to work with him and is trying to put the feud off as long as possible.

Heyman: Heidenreich.
Heidenreich: Hei-den-reich.
Heyman: Hahahaha
Heidenreich: Hei!!!! den!!! reich!!!!
JR (moaning): OHHHHH Heidenreich!!!!!

Okay I thought I made that up in my mind or something, because after I didn't see Heidenreich interfere in Taker's match, I began to question myself.

Hein....Hiend...

From now on everyone call him Luger

Heidenreich. n.

1. A perverse man who would like to see his penis signed to the WWE.

2. A low talent "wrestler" whose penis has a better shot at getting over with the fans.

3. Paul Heyman's punishment for being more charismatic than Triple H.

:shifty: Not that I have too much time on my hands or anything...

Come on, man, that was FIVE DAYS beforehand...You can't go expecting people to remember that...

Main headlines say that the WWE decided he was to green for a such a major push.

Once again, it's a good thing they figured that out before they started putting promos all over SmackDown saying that he was coming to make an impact.

HEIDRENREICH vs UNDERTAKER is going to be awesome i dont see what takers problem iz. HEIDRENREICH can hang with the best of them

Yeah Herb Masta definetly is high.

He fits well into Velocity or even a small role on SD, but main event?... with the UNdertaker?

WOW! imagine the buy-rates!

Should we really be surprised anymore?

It seems like everyone they've devoted big promos to has bombed/is too green.

Heidenreich
Suzuki
Mordecai
Undertaker...

what's the square root of negative 1 again?

Speaking of which is Suzuki back in OVW?

Nope :(

Heidenreich vs. Taker is oddly reminiscent of Kama vs. Taker from 1995.

Haha... Heidenreich can join Mordecai in Sean O'Haire's old cage.

I thought the cage was reserved for talented and underused wrestlers

If it's true, thank goodness for Taker using "Hogan tactics" to save WWE viewers from a load of manure worse than those two guys dumped in the WWE corporate offices back in the days of "CEO" Stone Cold.

Am I a stupid cunt when I ask "what the hell is the O'Haire's cage"?

Its a running gag here. Basically, it was a caption joke about where Sean O'Haire was before he got released by the WWE.