Things not to say to Triple H
 

Want to buy an RVD shirt?

I loved you in the Rockers Hunter

Can you get me Flair's autograph?

Now that you are the man in the WWE, who carries HBK's bags now days?

How is Chyna? Do you miss him?

Is your back allergic to canvas?

See any good matches lately?

Nice pecs, but your no Big Poppa Pump.

Thanks for the bathroom breaks on Monday nights Hunter.

Does Stephanie get mad that your hair is longer than hers?

Are you a democrat or a republican backstage?

Who wants to play the GAME that you can't win?

How does it feel to be a McMahon, or better yet how does a McMahon feel?

Does your action figure come with an irremovable world title around its waste?

Drop the strap not the soap Hunter!

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you people probally already saw them but w/e... anyone got any new ones?

How's Randy been doing?

Hey Hunter, why not hold everyone down?

Squash matches equal ratings!

Does Vince swallow?

Do you swallow?

Does Randy swallow?

How's it going Mr. No Sell?

Ever ride Space Mountian?

You look diffrent... New hair cut? (Referring to no belt)

So... How's writing the entire WWE gone for ya?

Who no sells better, you or Taker?

Hey Hunter, I played the game... I want my quarter back...

When did you *REALLY* start banging Steph?

Who did you *REALLY* marry?

How long as it been since you were champ?

Hey Hunter, you remember when Jericho beat you for the World Title?

Ahahaha, remember the time RVD put you in the hospital?

So Hunter, I've heard you're a Jericholic...

Hey Hunter, remember the time the internet liked you? good times huh

The original version of this thread was what inspired Wrestling Scenes from a Hat... speaking of which I should get a new scene going sometime.

HEIDENREICH!

This was going well before Scenes from a Hat debuted on TPWW.

You suck, Paul.

I bet YOU can smell what the rock's cooking

So who's going over tonight?

And then i'll kick out of you Pedigree......

Hey Trips, what are your memories of your matches with Henry Godwin?

How come the Pedigree didn't hurt Warrior?

"Why don't you do squash matches any more, Hunter?"