Lesnar gets pranked
 

Brock Lesnar was on the receiving end of a rib yesterday. His Viking teammates, soon after practice, piled up on him, tied up his legs, poured water on him and pined him down for a 3-count. Of course, this was all in a good fun.

Source : Rajah.com

They could've at least rolled him up in a carpet and threw him off a bridge. Tsk, amateurs! :mad:

he plans to get his own back by climbing to the top of the goal posts and while they all gather underneath to see what he's doing......


no he cant....


shooting star press from the top goal post!

:lol: Serves him right...

:y: good jorb guys

But of course, he botches it and lands on his head. LEAVE IT TO KIDMAN, RETARD!

Ah,they say everything a prank happens to a dumbass jerk like Brock, an angel gets their wings..

Anyways, funny stuff by the Viking crew, although Brock will probably end up hating prankster football players and Norsemen along with gay internet smarks.

Hehe, i so want to see pics of that.

Yeah, because Kidman's never injured himself doing an SSP in WWE... :shifty:

True. I've seen Kidman do it live a few times, and everytime I have to look away. It's a scary ass move and in my opinion, no-one should do it.

It's just that Brock did it once (at least in the WWE), and botched it... badly.

He also did it once in OVW and actually hit it... It wasnt bad...

BROCK LESNAR IS THE NEXT BIG THING OF NFL. THE VIKINGS NO THAT

the Vikings KNOW that

As long as NFL commentators don't keep going "HERE COMES THE PAIN, COLE"

Nah, it'll be "HERE COMES THE SACK, MADDEN!"

That's if Lesnar even gets on the dam team. Realisically, I don't know a lot about Football, I watched the Superbowl last year and i'm an honourary Pats fan but i've heard his chances are pretty slim.

What d'ya reckon?

He most likely won't make it... If he does, he wont have a great career I don't think... He'll maybe play a season or two (If he even gets on the team) and quit... He's all about the money... Money money money money moneeeeee-e-e-e-yyyy

It'll be HERE COMES THE BENCHWARMING...

If he's lucky.

lol at the prank.

I can imagine the scene.

Brock: "No, no, don't tie my feet together"
Vikings: "Ha hahaha, sorry Brock it's part of initiation"

Brock: "Ok. no, wait, what are you doing now. Now don't pour water on me"
Vikings: ""Ha hahaha, sorry Brock it's part of initiation"

Brock: "Ok, what, oh come on guys, don't pin me..."
Vikings: "Ha hahaha, sorry Brock it's part of initiation"

Brock: "Ok, cool, that's cool.... what.... no fucking way, no fucking way, get the hell off me.... I don't wanna play any more"
Vikings: "Oh come on man, just sign the dam wrestling merchandise"
Brock: "NEVER!!!!"

Can you imagine the destruction and the rampage that will ensue when Lesnar makes a good play and someone slaps him on the ass?

Yeah, because Kidman does it so well right? :nono:

Yup, all about the money. I mean he did only take a pay cut from millions to a couple hundred thousand to persue a dream. Money hungry bastard.

he's still making 6 figures though.

But the man took a monster of a pay cut to go after a personal goal. If he were in it for the fame and money, he would have continued living wrestling fans dreams and wrestled.

At least it wasn't the kind of initiation that Bradshaw did when he used to have those gay shower incidents that he's stopped since he became a Nazi...

Okay Coach Z. :shifty:

;)

It wasn't Lesner's fault he botched the SSP. If Angel was like 2 feet closer...we'd all be singing a different tune right about now.

<font color=cyan>I'd still be trying to figure out to make an Ode To Brock by turning the lyrics of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne to "Over rated"

So he messed up one move, big deal. He's still a jackass who needs to be made fun of.

Not saying he's not a jackass. Perish the thought! I'm just saying that he fucked up because Angel was not close enough. It still was a sick spot though.

I'm sorry but look at the angle (no pun inteneded) that Brock was at when he landed, if Angle was closer Brock would've smashed his head straight into Angles sternum, IMO SERIOUSLY injuring both of them.

He's in it for the money, believe me, if he wasnt in it for the money, why did he buy all those little "toys" like the freakin jet? He blew his money, and now he needs a new source of income... That, and because the WWE scheduel was too tough... What a pussy :nono:


(Some of that doesnt make sence :$)

Indeed.

He was coming off at a HORRIBLE angle for that move.

Yeah. They don't approve of raping men in the Nazi Party. It's too...You know...Gay...

Yeah, except for a couple of things.

1. He took a pay cut. He also got rid of a schedule he didn't want to handle. This alone eliminates the notion that he had a single motivating goal to take the pay cut.
2. He said he wouldn't play for anything but the NFL, and wanted to start at the top or nothing. He as much as declined training camps with certain teams. This doesn't sound like someone who wants to play at all costs
3. The fame of a football player is greater than the fame of a WWE superstar.

I've already answered this and if you look above you can see my response. I think its a dangerous move and NO-ONE should try it, whether you're Hayabusa or Kidman. I just think Kidman as at less risk because he can perform it better.

But of course, Kidman botches and manages to tie himself up in the ropes somehow...

London > Kidman > Lesnar > Hayabusa


London has the best SSP ever. Kidman is just DONE. Lesnar messed his up. And Hayabusa is just friggin scary to watch when he did it.

<font color=cyan>I'm not saying you're saying he's a jackass. I'm saying he's a jackass. :D

LMAO! I remember the clip of Hayabusa botching it... oh man, that was painful to watch. I'm surprised his head didn't pop OFF.

(Before practice, Lesnar is walking toward the locker room, passing by four other players.)

Player: "Oooh, look out guys, here comes the pain!"

Player 2: "Haha, yeah! Look out, he might try and F-9 us or something!"

(Players laugh as Brock walks away)

Brock (under his breath): Fucking WWE...

I really do hope that kind of abuse does happen in the Vikings locker room. Then again I'm a vengeful bastard.