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Fresh out of Pokeballs, Ash caught Koffing the only other way he knew how. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg Congratulations. ... It's a boy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg Shortly after eating the gum, Taker would job to Wonka. Oh yeah. Taker would job real nice. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg The Hulk Hogan Impression Contest was off to a roaring start. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/20.jpg The Undertaker: Deadman. Biker. Cowboy. Hunky Baywatch Lifeguard. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/23.jpg Worst. Burritos. Ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/07.jpg "Fuh?" "...Goldberg? 'Zat you, sucka?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg JBL, Orlando Jordon, KATT the supercar and Lulu the talking cowboy hat quickly formed the most devestating stable the WWE had ever seen. |
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Eddie: "Theodore! You gotta help me! These guys keep trying to shoot me from behind! I've been hiding behind this car, but they're relentless!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/02.jpg With his human simulators, Kenzo could now enjoy a fantastic roller coaster ride whenever he wanted! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/03.jpg A lot of people talked about how Kenzo was nothing but shit, but only Rob Van Dam was willing to do anything about it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg Bradshaw: "So you see what he did to me???" Teddy: "I said you shouldn't have challenged Brock to a naked one-on-one scrimmage." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/05.jpg Having been gone a few months, Farooq was no longer as subtle about swiping watches as he used to be. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/06.jpg The first-ever Across the Ring 10 Meter Mid-Air Dash was a huge hit with fans. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/07.jpg Both John Cena and Nick Patrick were shocked and disgusted when Whoopi demanded a liplock in return for John's pants. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/08.jpg "Dammit, why... don't... you... kiss me, you fool!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/09.jpg With Nick Patrick using the Force to hold Booker down, Cena could take some time and enjoy all the YJ Stinger he wanted! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/10.jpg "WAAAAAAHHHHH!! How come MY pyros didn't work???? WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg Tazz: "Sonofabitch!" OR Heidenreich: "Why! Didn't! You! Sell! My! Big! Boot???" Josh Matthews: "I..." *cough* "was outside the ring!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/12.jpg Kurt: "Is it true? I must know! I must see if you really look like a 14 year old boy!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/13.jpg It was time: with Kurt in place, all Rey had to do was pull the lever and Angle would get slimed!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg It was a fantastic pin, but Kurt hadn't anticipated Rey's notorious flatulence. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg There was hell to pay when Mace Windu finally got his hands on Darth Vader. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg I know there's a great caption for this, but I can't think of it, but doesn't Bradshaw look absolutely hilarious? :lol: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg While Vince continues to see the company through rose colored glasses, everyone else knows better. Things have never been bluer than they are now. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/18.jpg ***moments after both wake up in the morning after a night of passion*** Jordan: "What the? You're not Carmella Decesare!!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg Things got a little confusing when the Spirit of Hulk Hogan suddenly possessed The Undertaker. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/20.jpg Taker was ecstatic about the victory, but he wasn't quite sure sucking on a giant dildo during the match was quite worth the title. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/21.jpg It was quite traumatic when Bradshaw's push timer expired and he saw a giant dradle swoop down to carry him away to midcard hell. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/22.jpg That was the last time JBL ever made fun of the Undertaker's hair. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/23.jpg His duty done, the Lone Ranger retrieved the stolen artifact and rode off into the sunset, leaving the criminals to face the proper authorities. |
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John: "HEIDENREICH!!!" Josh: "Heinecken?" John: "HEI-DEN-REICH!!!" Josh: "Heinz Ketchup??" John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!" John: 'Haduken?" John: "HEI!!! DEN!!! REICH!!!!" |
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Lita botches doing it for the Rock http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/02.jpg Unfortunately for Kenzo, the fist was a smark http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/03.jpg Jericho may be the undisputed musical chairs champion, but RVD is the undisputed dead talent leapfrogger http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg JBL: Waddya mean I'm not over Long: Sorry JBL, the crowd doesn't like you JBL: BUT I DRANK BEER, WHAT MORE DO THEY WANT FROM ME?! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/05.jpg Billy "The Hand Model" Kidman was in trouble http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/06.jpg Billy: *thud* fuck, my head... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/07.jpg Cena might be the Marine, but theres no way hes outshining Denzel http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/08.jpg Booker: TAKE THAT BACK! Cena: Aliens are cooler than Predators! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/09.jpg "when you find yourself wandering through open fields...do not panic for you are in elysium, and you are dead" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/10.jpg I miss Nathan Jones... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg Tazz: That cracker stole my move! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/12.jpg Kurt: Bend seesaw bend! Rey: not again... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/13.jpg Rey: It's Gonna Rain! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg Kurt Angle, Hemmeroid Survivor http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg Orlando: Ok so I'm gonna attack the Undertaker first right? JBL: Yes try to form a shield around me, Operation Human Shield Go! Orlando:...you've ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? JBL: No I don't listen to hip-hop http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg *Vince backstage* Vince: I don't get it, he was jobbing on Velocity a month ago and now he's champion. These fans want new main eventers, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?! Jericho: Anything else tonight Vince? Vince: Yeah Steph and Hunter went to this new Mexican place for dinner, I'll need you to clean up the stalls http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg Hasn't this been a caption for about a month? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/18.jpg Undertaker: What'd you say about my momma! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg Virgil: No more Mr. Dibiase... |
Not to bash anyone, but I think these things are only funny to the people who do them. I never laugh.
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They always strike when you least suspect --- THE CAPTIONS!
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/01.jpg Teddy: For the last time,Eddie! This is not the bonus stage from Street Fighter! Eddie: Ah...No wonder when I broke the bricks,the guy didn't go "PERFECT!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/03.jpg If Kenzo was your opponent, I'd think you frog-splash yourself to TNA in a second too! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg JBL: Damn it,man! Where is my hat? Long: Ummm..it's in your hands,Jo-- JBL: Don't play dumb! Where's my-- Jordan: And you got main-event over me? You stu- JBL: Damn it,Virgil! Go see if IRS has my hat! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/09.jpg Silly Nick Patrick. Only Cena can see Stevie Richards, his new tag partner. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg Heidenreich: Where have you put Little Johnny?! Josh: .... Heidenreich: Answer me! Josh: ... Heidenreich: Answe-- FUCK! **runs to the back and hissy fits ensue** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg Angle/Mysterio: RHYYYYNOO!!! Ref: Ah! Window open! **flys out** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg Jordan: I've seen women painted like you.. may I feel them? JBL: uuuuhh... sure. But first I gotta go and eat..um.. **runs to cab that leads to airport, and then to Texas and/or Germany** http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg JBL: So what's planned for you after this angle? Jordan: I hear I hold the title next.. JBL: gUUUUhhhhh??? (!!!**hat blows off**!!) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg Fan: I loved you in 'Sidekicks'! Taker: Damn message boards... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/21.jpg After watching a certain summer blockbuster film, JBL decides to become the great supervillian Doctor Guy-with-four-pointy-things-sticking-out-of-shoulder--guy. |
ROFLMAO at the Little Johnny joke!
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<font color=cyan>As always I haven’t read the captions, sorry for all the references to The Producers… okay, I lied. I’m not sorry about the references.
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/01.jpg> <b>Teddy:</b> What the hell did you just do to my car?!?! <b>Eddie:</b> It’s okay! I had subway for lunch, I’m taking enzyte, I’m gellin’ like a fellin’, and I have my mentos to boot! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/02.jpg> I know Kenzo felt “higher than thou” after getting his tickets to “The Producers” but did he really need to find a physical way to show his feelings? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/03.jpg> <b>RVD:</b> It’s time! It’s time! It’s Van Da--- HEY! It’s time! 4:20, I gotta bolt! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg> <b>JBL:</b> Do you have any idea how degrading that song “Springtime For Hitler” is? I mean, they’re taking a former world leader, and making fun of him! What did he ever do wrong!!! <b>Orlando:</b> … <b>Teddy:</b> … <b>JBL:</b> What? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/05.jpg> Cruiserweight action is when Vince takes his naps. Too bad Kidman thought it was his time also. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/06.jpg> Billy Kidman… Great wrestler, deserving champion, and master of the solo HGA. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/07.jpg> <b>Booker T:</b> Homestar! <b>Cena:</b> The Cheat! <b>Booker T:</b> Homestar! <b>Cena:</b> The Cheat! <b>Booker T:</b> Homestar! <b>Cena:</b> The Cheat! <b>Nick:</b> Marzipan! <b>Cena & Booker:</b> :wtf:!!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/08.jpg> Woopie’s heel turn solidifies as she chokes out Cena. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/09.jpg> Just because it got a face pop doesn’t mean Vince should’ve told Cena to do the French Tickler. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/10.jpg> “I’m ready for the Mr. America Contest!” <I>And somewhere in NC, Ric Flair is laughing</I> <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg> Seconds earlier Josh asked about his match with Scotty 2 Hotty. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/12.jpg> <b>Ref:</b> Hey! Look! It’s a doggie! Check it out! The shadow, it’s a doggie! <b>Rey:</b> Not now… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/13.jpg> It’s one thing to eat, sleep, and breathe wrestling, but to crap out wrestlers is something new! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg> <b>Rey:</b> Hey Kurt, why does your bung-hole say “Property of HHH”? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg> <b>JBL:</b> I still don’t see what’s so damn funny about “Springtime For Hitler!” He was a quality man! <b>Orlando:</b> …just go away… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg> <b>Orlando:</b> Okay JBL, keep the arm bent… Keep the arm bent… <b>JBL:</b> Why do you get to hold your arm out? <b>Orlando:</b> <I>*squeeze*</I> That’s why! <b>JBL:</b> IIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg> <b>God:</b> Damn! Still wrestling! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/18.jpg> Orlando vows to quit drinking after he wakes up next to The Undertaker. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg> The Undertaker makes good use of one of his hands as he does a thumb to the throat choke on himself. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/20.jpg> WAZZZZZUUUUUP!?!?!?!?! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/21.jpg> “Yes, Germany was having trouble, and it was a sad, sad story… but after that the song is just mean!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/22.jpg> The Undertaker puts an early stop to Bradshaw’s tryouts for “Oliver” when JBL announced that he went to Lita’s Singing School. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/23.jpg> Somehow Alex seems to have more charisma in his sign than what’s in the ring. |
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<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg> And now we see Kurt preform the newest move in the WWE, The Litatamer! |
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Taker (to belt): Help me help you. HELP ME HELP YOU! |
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Kidman: "Hey Chavo! You've been drinking lots of milk lately, right?" Chavo: "Why do you ask?" Kidman: "Oh no reason..." |
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Heidenreich throws a hissy fit when he finds out he has to practice selling Kidman's Shooting Star Presses over and over again. |
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The Ass Darts were more lethal than ever now that they were coupled with Taker's invisible longbow. |
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Teddy: Hey, maybe you should get that checked out... Eddie: Get what checked out, essa? Teddy: The vein... It's bigger than Triple H's nose for God's sake! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/02.jpg Carrier #1: EARTHQUAKE! **Shakes platform** Carrier #2: Just stop it dude... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/03.jpg Doink the Clown makes his big return by using the force on RVD. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/04.jpg JBL: So you say I must pay for my actions in Germany... Nuhuh... Here, blame Ver... I mean Orlando! Orlando: Wha? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/05.jpg It doesnt count as tapping out when you use your foot... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/06.jpg Billy: Your insured, right? Chavo: Wha... **WHOMP** Billy: Whoops :shifty: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/07.jpg The ref was confused... WHICH WAS THE REAL WWE LOGO!? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/08.jpg Booker: I love you John :love: Cena: :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/09.jpg Ref: You cant see ME! Cena: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU, IT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, NOT HIS! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/10.jpg Heidenreich: Must... Make it... To... Bathro... UHOH! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/11.jpg JR: BAHGAWDLEGDROP! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/12.jpg Kurt: I'm the long arm of the law... AHAHAHAHAAHAH! Rey: Ha... Haha... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/13.jpg Rey: Up up and AWAY! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/14.jpg Kurt: OOOOOOOKLAHOMA WHERE THE (FAAAARRTT) Rey: OH GOD! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/15.jpg Orlando: So THIS is your special push vest... You say you just wear it to bed and it gives you a push!? JBL: Yep! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/16.jpg JBL: Hiya ho-a, hiya ho-a! Orlando: Oh God not again... (The next day) Lady: Uh, yes, we represent the Native Americans of America... Vince: SHIT! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/17.jpg Taker: I got the blues! /cheap http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/18.jpg Orlando: AHHHHHH! HAT HAIR! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/19.jpg Taker: And one and two and three and four! And one and two and.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/20.jpg Worst. Blowjob. Ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/21.jpg JBL: No... DONT TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC PUSH VEST! Taker: Hunter wants it back... **Rips it off** JBL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/22.jpg JBL: COLD HANDS! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/082604/images/23.jpg Belty: No matter which way I go... I lose... |
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Much like every voter in the USA, Betly had make up his mind between the lesser of two evils, and someone with no chance. |
well, here goes nothing.
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