I've figured out what will save WWE!
 

There aren't any guys wearing face paint anymore, what is up with that? I guess you could kind of count Rico or Undertaker, but just barely. While I doubt it would save WWE, but it would be something.

And no, maskes don't count either.

Hmm,interesting guys with face paint don't usually succed in wrestling though.Apart from the Ultimate Warrior and Taker I guess.Kamala was just funny,Papa shango was cool but he never really went anywhere.And who could forget the Prowler in that army paint lol

Legion of Doom

ICP

G.I. Bro

scary sharrie (million dollar mans woman) use to paint a doller sign on her cheek

Luna...**shudders**

Kenzo Suzuki's woman or whatever

Yeah, Sting never went anywhere, did he?

Hiroko isn't a face, Assman. ;)

oh snap, I forgot Doink. He was entertaining for a while.

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Goldust had facepaint and so did Blue Meanie.

yeah, but they suck.

They should debut the Supreme Fighter, a guy that wears facepaint and streamers around his biceps and runs out to the ring and kills future husbands of the owner's daughter in less than 2 minutes :)

They should paint Lita's face.

But she would botch wearing face paint.

You want a jacked up HHH with face paint?

This would be HHH AFTER the divorce

I could just imagin Lita wearing face paint...

Lita: This stuff feels weird...
Make up artist: Almost done... Annnnd... There!
Lita: GREAT! Thanks hon!
(20 minuites later, Lita comes back without the face paint)
MUA: What happened!?
Lita: I forgot to take a shower... Could you do it agian...
MUA: FINE!
(10 minuites later)
MUA: THERE! Now DONT get it wet!
(1 hour later, Lita comes back without the face paint agian)
MUA: WTF HAPPENED THIS TIME!?
Lita: I fell asleep face first on the pillow... (Shows her a pillow with all the face paint rubbed off onto it) Could you put it back on? How about just rub it back on my face...
MUA: FINE! DAMNIT!
(It goes on like this until Vince just says put a mask on... At which she botches and puts it on backwards)

They do? :'( I loved that dance the meanie did though :shifty:

No I said guys that kill guys that marry the boss' daughter (it was a ripoff of the Ultimate Warrior) :cool:

I stated WWE wrestlers but ya should have mentioned Sting

Doesn't Rico wear Face Paint?