What if......?
 

What if Stephanie MacMahon didn't Marry Triple nose, but instead had married another wrestler. And just to throw a random name into the ritorical hat, we'll say Chris Jericho.

Now, comes the true Question, If Steph and Jericho had married instead of Steph and the Nose, Where would CJ be in comparession to now, Where would Mr. Nose be? And most important......

Would they have kids?

Quote The Raven, Nevermore.

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Um he does have a name.

Triple H would still be in the same position....giving Vince Head

What if she had married, say, Headbanger Mosh? Would HE be World Champion now?

What if Steph was never born!? Would no one be favorite of Vince? Or would Hunter turn gay and marry Shane?

What if Steph married a man who then adopts Vince as his own son (theoretically speaking) then what does that make Steph, who is Vince's biological daughter?

And what if Chris Jericho married Mark Henry and together they adopted a child and raised him to think that he is deaf, and that the sounds he hears are actually part of his own crazy imagination telling him what he thinks the sensation of hearing actually is decoded as. Then that little boy grows up talking funny and he steps out onto the street while a bus is coming towards him and the bus honks its horn and he hears it soon enough to step out of the way. The people all look at him and say "It's a good thing you heard that horn!" and he looks around wildly and screams "I ken no heer!!! I'm deff!" and he goes crazy, thinking that there are voices in his head, and he runs into the bank and has sex with the atm machine. What then?!!?!

I blame that Ultimo Dragon guy... :shifty:

What if Val Venis was used to his potential?

What If Sean O'Haire wasn't locked up in a caged and used him?

What if Test had actually married Stephanie?

He would be hearing ear-bleeding shrieks all night rather than enjoying the pleasure of Stacy's long legs.

What if legends were brought in and used correctly?

What if Rock never went Hollywood?

What if the brands never split?

What if RVD was never high?

What if Jeff Hardy was not always high?

What if Austin never poked that thing up Vince's ass?

What if Steiner, Hogan, Vince, Trips, Warrior, Batista, and Cena never used Roids?

What if Kane was a dentist?... Oh, wait :shifty:

What if Hulk Hogan had never said his prayers and/or eaten his vegetables?

Stephanie Jericho doesn't sound right.

Cena?

He looks pretty fucking pumped if you ask me... Or atleast used to... :shifty:

I have to disagree Cena is built but he doesn't look freakishly built.In fact he has a football player physique which is fine.

Cena never used roids, he was a bodybuilder before he went into wrestling.

Oh, well, the others still apply... I guess... :-\

In fact he de-bulked a little so he could get into wrestling.Saw it on one of those WWE Confidential shows

ok so what if cena hadnt de-bulked and had taken steriods ?

Triple H would kidnap him, and submit him to fiendish experimentation. Then, in a Mary Shelley's Frankensteinesque sort of way, he'd tan Cena's body till it was that wierd orange colour and switch brains with him so that he could have an injury-free body and extend his career for another 10-20 years.

:lol:

and we all know bodybuilders don't use steroids....*cough*

What if the other wrestlers and announcers started calling HHH by his now true initials, HHM?

what if vince had never start the infamous vince mcmahon kiss my ass club ?

What if Eric Bischoff ran WWE from the get-go instead of Vince McMahon?

What if Vince had decided to become partners with Ted Turner instead of competitors?

What if WRESTLING was never invented?

OMG, WHAT WOULD WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT?

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Our lives would be duller than they already are :shifty: