I saw the weirdest movie of all time the other day
 

This Japanese movie from the director of Audition and Ichi the Killer, called "Gozu".

It was weirder than anything, ever. Like a Japanese David Lynch movie, but more fucked up. You probably will never see it, so here is what happens in the movie...

These two brothers are in the Japanese mafia or wahtever, and one brother starts going crazy, like grabs a poodle off the street and smashes it cause he thinks it's trying to kill him, then he kills this old lady cause he thinks she is trying to kill him.

Anyway, the other brother goes to get gas and when he comes back, his crazy brother is missing. So, for the whole movie, he is trying to find him and all this weird shit happens to him and he meets all these weird characters, like this woman who owns a hotel and tries to seduce him by milking her titties in front of him.

Anyway, after like two hours of weird shit, he goes into his car and a hot woman is there. He is like, "who are you?" and she is like, "I'm your brother." Then she says all this shit to prove it, that only his brother would know.

BTW, this crazy brother (the chick now) wants to kill the Yakuza (mafia) boss, so they go back to the headquarters or whatever and the chick seduces the boss. They go up to his room and he sticks some weird giant spoon in his ass to help him get hard. Anyway, the main character guy comes in and flips out cause he sees the boss trying to fuck the chick, who is his brother. So he nails the boss and he falls and the spoon goes way up his ass and he dies.

Anyway, the main guy starts getting attracted to his brother, who is a hot chick. So, they have sex. Then all of a sudden his cock is stuck in her vagina and he can't move. He tries to wriggle free but can't. Then there is a hand grabbing his cock, from her vagina. He finally breaks free and you see a bloody hand trying to crawl out. Then an arm, and eventually, his real brother crawls out of this chick's vagina. Then the chick turns really old and decrepit.

Then the next scene, you see her taking a bath all normal and the guy is narrating, like "after a while in the bath, the girl was back to normal." Then you see all three of them (main brother, crazy brother, and the chick) all happy and walking together and stuff, and it ends.

WTF post was way longer than I thought. Yeah anyway it is pretty hot I guess. Playing in the city here, but I bought the DVD off ebay and stuff. Also, my Asian boss watched it cause he is Japanese and he was like "it not too good."

lol what is with the weird happy endings.

are you sure it is not one of those movies where you are supposed to be on shrooms or something

Sorta sounds like Porn gone wrong. Out of all the movies I have heard of this has to be one of the top of the list now.

Sounds crazy.

I think I'd like it.

Sounds pretty entertaining to me.

LOL WHAT. That sounds incredibly fucked up and random.

LOL

Ah yes the old spoon in the ass.

LOL waht

Now I have to see this.

Trips, you should make a list of must see fucked up movies. And don't put Requiem For A Dream in there, because it was terrible.

LOL this movie sounds hilarious

rofl, that sounds great

I dunno, the only thing is that all of this is stretched out to like over two hours so it gets kinda slow sometimes. :mad:

2 hour movies rule in the cinema, but suck when you're watching them at home. i found this much out.

also, i have to move to japan.

LOL.

Japanese movies are always good for a laugh. I've seen quite a few thanks to my friend who suddenly became obsessed with Japanese movies.

The weirdest one I've seen is called Battlefield Baseball. I think my friend has this Gozu movie... I vaguely remember him telling me about it.

Yeah Ebay is good for getting DVD's, I hope you got the uncut version though.

I was looking the other day at uncut Japenese horror movies on ebay, pretty hot selection.

speaking of weird movies, if you any of you get a chance to see it, there is a movie called S.I.C.K (Serial insane clown killer) It is a low budget film and it is dumb as hell if you watch it sober, but get a little tipsy and you will laugh your ass off of how dumb it is.

bull

I'm dling it as I type this once I sit down and watch it I'll review it myself, sounds like something right up my alley though.

that sounds like one of the weirdest movies I've ever heard of.

Yea that movie is pretty crazy, I enjoyed it though.

Aren't my breasts big... I still got milk too

LOL "it not too good"

sounds like a sick ass movie. I'll try to get my hand son that

LOL