Funniest Moments
 

I know this has probably already been done a hundred times. but it sounded like a good idea. What are your top 3 funniest moments in wrestling?

Mine are :

1. The Austin/Vince/Angle thing (the cowboy hats) and Angle singin jimmy crack corn....(or watever it is?)

2. Kane 'Hulking Up' the week after WMX8. That had me nearly in tears!(although did extremely damage his character)

3. WMX8 - The Coach praying...... 'What Up G'? The Rocks response? 'WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!' - - Great moment

Austin to Angle: BADGES?!? WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGES!

In order of least funny to funniest--

3. The Alliance singing Wind Beneath Our Wings.
2. Shawn Stasiak making a bucket of milk (or white paint) fall on Debra.
1. The cops handcuffing Ernest "The Cat" Miller and arresting him while he yells out "I'm the greatest!". And right before they closed the door on him he yells "Call my momma!"

1. ANything Chris Jericho has said about Steph or anyone for that matter.

2. Austin playing the banjo playing the Camptown song. WHile Angle's singing Jimmy Crack Corn.

3. Kane when he did that "Wuzzup"thing D-von did and called his fans "Kaneinites"

1. Dx Impersonating the Nation
2. Austin singing Ku-bye- ya to Vince to make him feel better. that was just histarical
3. Rocky's Promo about the other 5 participants in the Hell in a Cell Title Match at Armagedon one year.. (Austin.. gonna jump in my truck.. drink some steveweisers, listen to some back street boys!, Rikishi- Shut your mouth you thong wearin fatty) just Classic

The DX invasion of WCW
Austin playing guitar to Vince
ANything Jericho said about Stephanie

Jericho and Rock going line or line against Shane and Booker T

Oh which way did he go, wo-ho, ho-ho

One more-- When Cyrus was commentating for an ECW match between Justin Credible and Sabu he made a Clique reference.

Cyrus- Justin Credible learned backstage politics from the very best, the guys he hung out with used to starve people for fun.

Rock and Austin singing buffet songs when they were face/heel.

Chappelle Show, bitches

3) Rock and Y2J fued while both faces.

2) Some invasion backstage promos.

1) Vince lie detector test.

- Triple H coming back on Stephanie after she said he had a small penis by calling her the "Great Wide Open."

- Rico and Charlie Haas's first match against each other when Rico was traded to Smackdown!

- The Hurricane trying to recruit Kane to the Hurri-league back during the InVasion angle.

- Juventud Guerrera slipping on the mini-ramp on Nitro and busting his ass.

- Almost any Joel Gertner line.

- Goldust, "CHRISTIAN! Let me ask you a question...why are you such a dic, YAH, dick...DICK-DICK-DICK...DICTATOR!!!

- DDP's promo with that chick bending over.

forgot one...Perry Saturn playing poker with the APA and when he revealed what he had he proclaimed "GO FISH!"

"Maybe the size of the game is fine, maybe the field is just too damn big."

"Even a 747 looks small when it's flying through the Grand Canyon"

one of the greatest lines ever

1) Chris Jericho's "feud" with Goldberg in WCW. Ralphus.... getting lost in the building.... Good times.

2) The original Edge and Christian promos. When they first started out. Poses and one liners, what could be better?

3) Austin/Angle trying to impress Vince more. I especially found Austin's hugging thing hilarious.

How about that whole sequence of Heidenreich kidnapping and raping Cole? Pretty hilarious.

The Rock Concert

Any Rock promo where he puts someone down, and Austin as a comic heel in the Alliance and Mick Foley and the edge and christian segements were the best.

the Jericho/HBK segment on this weeks RAW, Hilarious stuff.

Angle/Rock dubbed interview at No Mercy 2000, "Well, The Rock's intial thought was he might be hurt, so The Rock thought he better go take a shower now, so he can go eat"
Triple H dragging Ric Flair up the ramp - can't remember when, not too long ago
Jericho "Our princess certainly has grown over the last year"
E+C+Kazoos
DX Press Conference
Ric Flair in the mental home, it might be funny if it wasn't so sad
Jim Cornette on the Monday Night War DVD when he just goes off on one about people claiming to be icon's

forgot about Rock/Hurricane in Canada, "Holy let down Rock"

Forgot about the Foley/E&C segments. "Hey, Edge...long distance high five!" "Hey, Christian, you know what rules about my boots? They say "Edge" on them!" That segment where E&C tried to say Christian was sick so they didn't have to defend the belts and Foley looked down into the stall from the one next to it was priceless watching E&C's reaction.

Another one is the Rock/Hurricane promo where hurricane was hiding in the rocks lockerroom

1-3: Anything in those Austin/Vince/Angle thing segments.