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Someone ate part of my lunch! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Big Show had a hard time deciding what to order in Smackdown's new segment: Cooking with Teddy. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Yeah that's right. I ate some of your lunch. It was nasty though. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg John Cena took up a new hobby. Ring surfing. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg The US title, tired of all the crap it's been put through over the years took out it's frustration and shocked the world when it gave a One Sided Beat Down to both John Cena and Booker T. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg What you can't see down below: Heidenriech strikes again! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Look look! Two on each hand and then.... *bangs fists together* Now they're all on the same one! Huk huk huk... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Viscera jumped for joy at actually getting rehired. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg After losing his arm in an unfortunate smelting accident, JBL decided to graft the WWE title to it. Yes. This is my first attempt at captions so don't blame me if they appear inferior. |
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Big Show couldn't help but wonder if he remembered to turn the gas off back home. |
<font color=white>Well, I guess I should say “didn’t read them yet” but no one has done them yet from when I started.
<img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/01.jpg> And then he was reminded that he still sucks. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/02.jpg> <b>Teddy:</b> Is everything in order for you to re-sign to SmackDown, Mr. Show? <b>Show:</b> Well, so far everything is decent… however I would like 4 more meals a day. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/03.jpg> The Big Show turns heel when he refuses to stand for Strongbadia’s national anthem. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/04.jpg> <b>Luther:</b> Uh, Kurt, they stopped showing Mr. Wizard years ago. <b>Kurt:</b> Awwwwwww phoey! :( <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/05.jpg> Oh, that wacky gravity! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/06.jpg> The easiest way to pin Booker T is to get atop the glass ceiling, and lower it on him. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/07.jpg> These two men just found out that the belts were just foil covered chocolate. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/08.jpg> Less than a second earlier John Cena felt the wrath of Steven Richards ass darts. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/09.jpg> “So Lita was walking around backstage doing this saying how excited she was for her Richard Nixon costume she bought for Halloween…” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/10.jpg> <b>Gangrel:</b> Can I have a job? <b>Vince:</b> ……………………I guess so………… <b>Gangrel:</b> SWEEEEEET!!!! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/11.jpg> <b>Vicera:</b> And now it’s time for my big spl-- *THUD* What the heck was that!??! <b>JBL:</b> Glass ceiling. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/12.jpg> And now we can’t make fun or Randy Orton for botching the RKO anymore since Mark’s shot at it. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/13.jpg> JBL knew that it was a good investment when he put money into Tech-neek-cali when he got his Mega Man arm attachment. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/01.jpg> As punishment for getting a pop that can rival Triple H’s entrance, The Big Show was forced to watch “The Best Of The Big Show.” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/10.jpg> <b>Gangrel:</b> That’s the LAST time you’re eating Mexican right before we hit the ring!!!! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/sd_091604ks/images/01.jpg> “He did WHAT to Cole, on TV!?!??!” |
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Not even the Big Show could prevent being overcome by the valiant efforts of Lil' Brudder. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Big Show: "Sweet! I get to bury Eddie, Kurt, JBL, AND The Undertaker in five minute squash matches???" Long: "WHOOPS! Sorry playa, I accidentally mixed Hunter's contract with yours. May bad." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg "And with your help, Andre, I will finally be able to defeat that wretched Superman once and for all!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Kurt Angle: Olympic Gold Medalist, World Class Athlete, and Incredible Heidenreich Hissyfit Impressionist. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Cena's new Booker Bonnet was just a bit sideheavy... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Booker had unfortunately wiped out, but Cena managed to pull off an unbelievable kick flip to win the first-ever WWE X Games. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Booker T: "My chocolate!" Cena: "MY chocolate!!" Booker T: "MY CHOCOLATE!!!" Cena: "Hey, nice thighs..." :naughty: Booker T: :wft: "Okay... your chocolate..." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Cena may have won the match, but Booker T had the last laugh when he unleashed Mr. Chompy Chompy Pee Pee. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Cena: "Wait, there are now only HOW many WWE fans left???" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Gangrel: "Oh shit, they hired VISCERA?! AHHHHHHHH!!!" OR Sadly, it took another hour forty five minutes for Viscera to reach the point that Gangrel was at in this picture. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg JBL finally earned some main event credibility when he revealed the only way to hold Taker down: drop Visceras on him. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Shoulda used Old Spice. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Sick and tired of JBL still holding the belt while ruining the product, the universe finally imploded, leaving JBL alone and oblivious within the vast expanses of nothingness. |
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Show: "What the... WHERE THE HELL IS MY COMPLEMENTARY MOOSE????" |
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*a few seconds before* Viscera: "..................... UH OH!" Gangrel: "Oh shit...literally..." *runs for his life* |
As dull as a Lita promo.. My caps!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Show did not ever want to be interrupted while watching his favorite show, "The O.C". http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg JR: BAWGAWD HEPAYINGHISALOMONYPAYMENTS STUNNERAUSTINBLUECHIPPER! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Angle: Stevie.. I know we have the same desires and such... so I wrote you this poem.. Luther: Um..Kurt? He isn't really there. There is no invis.. **tomahawk chop'd from Invisible Tatanka!!** http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Angle: I'll never be that cool...Carlito Caribbean.. Luther: ..I was better the first time when he was called Razor Ramon. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Cena: Shit,is that a mogwai?! ..Out my way,foo! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena, master of the mid-air Spinaroonie! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg insert HGA joke here. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Cena: SHAKABRAH! I'll 'Crush' your head like a COCONUT! Ref: YEAH! ..what?? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Cena: YO, They look like Bunny-foofoo and some shit! Run away, run away! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Gangrel: (thinking) ...they think they know me..they think they know me.. Viscera: ..Hmm.. Where we REALLY on a mission..or was it a journey...?? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Gangrel (thinking): ...stealing your boots... you think you know me... JBL: No, Mabel! She's pregnant! Viscera: MOGWAI!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Bradshaw showing off his new yet horribly named move, the White power from Hell. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg JBL: RANDOM PAC-MAN! BAKA-BAKA- BAKA!! end..god, those were horrible... |
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This potential heat-gaining segment was ruined when half the participants slipped on Palumbo's banana peel traps. |
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JBL was so pleased now that he had finally found a human shield... and WHAT A shield! |
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Show: ... Bambi's gonna be alright, right? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Show: What's this "take out Randy Orton" clause here? Teddy: Ya know, playa... It's just that if you go to RAW and take away all of Randy Orton's credibility, you get a title shot! Show: HOT DOG!... **Signs contract** You know, I really COULD go for a hot dog right about now... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Kurt: THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Jeff Hardy clones are popping up everywhere! But when you're 500 pounds, YOU DONT NEED TO DRAW ON YOURSELF! Show: But, this is a tattoo... Kurt: Oh... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Kurt: Where's my My Little Pony!? Why does RANDY get one from Vince and all I get is a cheap rip off from the dollar store!? :( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Que music: I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena: (Pretends to slip) WHOOP! I hope this fist doesnt hit your face Booker! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Stevie Richards plays grab ass with his sister and Cena and Booker... Without telling them... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Cena: TOUCH OF DEATH! WAAAAAAAARRRAAAA! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Cena: You know, it just doesnt look right without all 5 fingers... I gotta win that title 3 more times after I win it at No Mercy... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg The Gangrel string puppet was on sale... And Viscera wanted one! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Vis: OH GOD OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING!? JBL: Oh no... The Undertaker has... **GASP** Gangrel: Oh please, NOOOO!! **Kneels down** Undertaker finally uses his paranormal powers to save himself, and please himself at the same time! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Undertaker lost all his credibility when JBL pie faced him and pinned him in a retirement match... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg I'M KING OF THE... Is that you, Stevie!? :naughty: |
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If you were shown footage of you eating 5 whole cows and a mac truck, you'd cry too. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Show: ...and I, Big Show, promise that will never again I....do I have to carry on? Teddy: Yes. Show: eat 4000 pounds of Seafood Sam's squid leg, even if it is an All-You-Can-Eat buffet or Vince McMahon is paying. I also apologize for eating other patrons plates, as it was uncalled for and the china gave me terrible indigestion. Teddy: Thank You. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Angle: I have already stated that I was hunting with a friend when I tripped, and my mouth landed onto the horses fallous, which, being mating season, was erect. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg This was always the worst part in The Lion King http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg 101 Uses for Booker T #77: Dumbell http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena: Where the heck did his head go? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg X-Treme Thumb War http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg John Cena still drinks his invisible tea with his pinkies out? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Cena: Do what? Righty: Kill Duncan...kill, Kill, KILL!! Cena: Kill Duncan? Duncan who? Lefty: You must kill the king....kill, Kill, KILL!! Cena: The King? What are you talking about? Righty: Um...are we in the 1890's? Cena: Um...no Lefty: Dammit, I told you we shouldnt have let Lita give us directions! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Gangrel: Blue....TWIZZLERRRRRR :drool: http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Doesnt Vince know that 80% of WWE fans are AGAINST bondage pornography? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Even JBL wasnt sure of how many fingers he hit Taker with. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg SAFE!! |
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Show: No! First Triple H on Raw and now Ken on Jeapordy? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Show: Mar...Mary Swanson. *Looks at Teddy* SWANSON! *Back at paper* will...hoost.... Teddy: Host. Show: Oh, host annooel... Teddy: Annuel. Show: Anooel...ann-uh-el... Teddy: Annuel! Show: Annuel meeting of..ta-he..ta-ha...ta-hee... Teddy: The! Show: Oh. The..interma...inta...errr... Teddy: Yeah, its a big one. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Kurt: Contestants ready? Show: Ready. Luther: Ready. Kurt: ok, Top three answers are on the board. Name someone who is fat, out of shape and can't wrestle? Luther: *Buzzes in* Big Show! Kurt Angle: Show me Big Show! *Board comes up with number one, two, and three answer* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Viscera: PAPA!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Gangrel: God, I can't believe they sent me out here with that fat piece of Crap......Oh shit, he's right behind me. |
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i miss the old captions, imagine how many funny heidenreich/cole captions there woudl be :( |
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http://www.wwe.com/images/standard-r.../pvotd/1277267 Cole: "Please... I'm not like Lita..." |
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Visera: Why the hell is Meat Loaf my parnter? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg "We hacked the forum!" |
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