ColdwaVer |
10-01-2004 12:50 AM |
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Originally Posted by TheOneLameGunn
this'll be a quick sum-up
Kane dated her when he was young, killed her in a car accident. HHH dug her up and screwed her.
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I seriously hope you're kidding.
Kane had hit a high point as far as enjoyment of success went; he was a tag team and IC champion, he had a successful partnership with the Hurricane going, and the fans were loving him. To top this off, he had a feud with HHH brewing for the World Title. In his cerebral assassin form, HHH crashed an in-ring victory celebration and announced to the world that Kane was a murderer, that he knew that Kane had killed a girl named Katie Vick. The following week, Kane admittied that when he was younger, he had attended a party with the girl, that they had both been drinking and that he wrecked the car he was driving, killing her. (Though how he was attending presumably high-school or college aged parties while sequestered in a mental institution and scarred over 90% of his body is beyond me.) HHH said that he knew that Kane's semen had been found in her body, and speculated as to wheter Kane had had sex with her before or after she was dead. (I guess HHH has connections to police crime labs.) Claiming to have a tape that "proved" that Kane had done this, HHH aired a video wherein he entered a funeral home wearing a Kane mask and a "Big Red Machine" T-shirt. (Knocking on the door and announcing "Hello? It's me, Kane...) He then spent nearly ten minutes impersonating Kane first propositioning a mannequin in a casket, and then pretended to have sex with it, culminating with HHH lifting a handful of jelly or something out of the casket and proclaiming "I screwed your brains out." The segment caused a lot of outrage amongst moral groups (and people who felt that a ten minute HHH promo was obscene in and of itself.) In the end the angle was hurriedly buried; most mentions of Katie Vick were dropped, and after winning a non-title casket match against HHH, mostly due to interference by the returning HBK, HHH beat Kane at some PPV to unify the World and IC titles. (Or rather to eliminate any titles that might make HHH's title matches seem inferior.) Kane would make an appearance in the first Elimination Chamber match at Survivor Series and then make a discreet return to the midcard.
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