Rate The Wrestler - Day 43 - Alex Wright
 

Greetings, bitches! It is I, Funkmaster Fly, and I'm here to guest host RTW, while my man Helmsphere recovers from illness. Get well soon, HS. And with that out of the way, let's get right into this special Birthday Edition of Rate The Wrestler.

Yesterday, one of the original Horsemen, one half of The Brainbusters, The Enforcer, himself, Arn Anderson scored a well deserved 92, placing him in a three-way tie for third place with Brian Pillman and HBK. As I said, today's wrestler was selected as a birthday request and is a former WCW cruiserwight champion. He is none other than that dancing fool, Alex Wright.

Happy voting, everyone.

Day 1: Bret Hart (96)
Day 2: Chris Jericho (91)
Day 3: Rob Van Dam (78)
Day 4: Diamond Dallas Page (80)
Day 5: Low Ki (73)
Day 6: A.J Styles (89)
Day 7 : Rey Mysterio Jr. (81)
Day 8: Owen Hart (95)
Day 9: Ultimo Dragon (84)
Day 10: Raven (87)
Day 11: "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
Day 12: The Hurricane (76)
Day 13: Brian Pillman (92)
Day 14: John Bradshaw Leyfield (46)
Day 15: Taz (82)
Day 16: Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
Day 17: Christian (83)
Day 18: Ric Flair (87)
Day 19: Jeff Jarrett (65)
Day 20: Shawn Michaels (92)
Day 21: Ricky "Dragon" Steamboat (90)
Day 22: Kevin Nash (61)
Day 23: Jushin Lyger (88)
Day 24: Brock Lesnar (78)
Day 25: Sting (91)
Day 26: Lex Luger (55)
Day 27: Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning (91)
Day 28: Andre The Giant (80)
Day 29: Vader (78)
Day 30: Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (66)
Day 31: Scott Hall (83)
Day 32: Big Vito (60)
Day 33: Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
Day 34: Jerry Lynn (83)
Day 35: Kurt Angle (96)
Day 36: Mick Foley (88)
Day 37: Steve Corino (73)
Day 38: Randy Orton (82)
Day 39: Kane (84)
Day 40: John Cena (77)
Day 41: Doink The Clown (78)
Day 42: Arn Anderson (92)

Current Top 10 Leaderboard
1.Bret Hart, Kurt Angle (96)
2. Owen Hart (95)
3. Brian Pillman, Shawn Michaels, Arn Anderson (92)
4. Chris Jericho, Sting, Curt Henning (91)
5. Ricky Steamboat (90)
6. AJ Styles (89)
7. Jushin Lyger, Mick Foley (88)
8. Ric Flair, Raven (87)
9. Ultimo Dragon, British Bulldog, Kane (84)
10. Christian, Scott Hall, Jerry Lynn (83)

Ring ability: 8
Overness: 7
Work rate: 8
Politics: N/A
Mic skill: 6.5
Overall rank: 7.3 (rounded)

Hope to see Helmsphere back soon, although I'll tolerate FF for now... ;) :lol:

Anyhow, good to see Arn get a great score like that - he deserves it.

My final rating for Alex Wright, IMO, an underrated talent, is a 8.7....

7

his dance gets him up to 7.5

lets start doing people that don't suck.

6

Nothing special, his dance was stupid, had barely any in ring skill, and wasn't over

For those who aren't aware, Berlyn was Alex Wright in Black tights and a shitty haircut.

I haven't voted in any of these, so I won't start now, but for the record...

Das Wunderkind > You

Also, how the gay did Arn Anderson beat Ric Flair? This is all bullshit.

The same way he did at there only one on one ppv apperance...also, I'll only be on for a few minutes here and there for the next few day, which is why I've gotten funky to take care of things for me. But I'll still take part in voting on wrestlers...until I fully recover from my stomach flu...

Also

Alex Wright Scores
Ability: 8.0
Look: 8.0
Mic Skills: 6.0
Finisher: 5.5
Potential: 6.5

Overall: 6.8

What was his finisher? A German suplex?

Well, I was counting his regular reverrse Neckbreaker...I never seen him use the German, but all the WCW Video Games had him using that as a finisher

Yeah, he used the German Suplex w/ bridge as a finisher on a regular basis. He did it quite well too.

But didn't he only do that until his return to WCW in 98-99 where he began using the reverse neckbreaker as a full time finisher?

10

wow, Molly Fan, found another button on the keyboard besides two Funky, you see that shit lolZ

7

Slightly above average.

Wrestling: 6
Work Rate: 8
Charisma/Mic Skills: 6
Entertainment: 7

Overall: 6.75, rounded to 6.8

I don't remember anything of him.

<font color=goldenrod>I guess that's what happens when you insult Bret Hart. :-\ And yes, I do think it's bullshit.

Nevertheless, Wright gets a 7.5</font>

I agree with BDC on that one. That doesn't make much sense.

Anyway, nothing special about Alexander Wright so I would normally give 6.5. But his gay boy dance will cost him half a point.

6.

7

7 - Alex Wright was also "Das Wunderkind", and that's what I'll always remember him as. I think he could've been better. He had decent charisma, and his matches, while unspectacular, weren't horrible. I thought the Berlyn character was interesting, but it didn't help that Gene Okerlund kept say, "Look, we all know you're really Alex Wright." Geez. Bury the guy, won't you. Typical self-referential Russo booking there.

In fact, I would have given him a 6 if it weren't for one crucial factor: Alex Wright was one half of the tag team "Boogie Knights." I could never de-rate a tag team partner of the Disco Inferno. :)

6.5

6.0

For all you voters, also take into consideration his amazing theme music, and such memorable phrases as "I'm so sexy! Look at my body!".

Actually, the best thing Alex Wright ever said was in a promo before Clash of the Champions. He was set to face Ultimo Dragon for the Television title, and he said something along the lines of...

"Dragon, huh? I know why they call you Dragon. They call you that because I'm gonna be " draggin' " you all over the ring!"

If that's not promo goodness, I don't know what is.

7.5 because I really liked his Berlyn gimmick... yes I did.

And Remember, he is 1-0 v. Triple H at Pay Per Views!

I remember that match! Alex Wright v. Terra Ryzin!

Change my score to 10

I think that Arn and Flair deserve about the same score. Arn is the better wrestler, while Flair is the better entertainer. At least in my opinion.

I'll give him an 8.5. I'm slightly biased, though, because he's been a very usefull member of my wrestling staff on EWR.

As an actual wrestler?

I honestly don't remember much about Alex Wright other than his dance... and that for awhile he was called Berlin. So I'm going to abstain from voting this day.

*does the Alex Wright dance*

7

7.5
I always thought Alex Wright was Brilliant. Great Talent.

Ability: 7.5
Work Rate: 9
Overness: 7.5
Politics: N/A
Charisma: 7

Overall: 7.8

Voting closed, bitches.